Things You WON'T See on the Weekly U-Stream


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Originally Zwillinger expressed interest in reading some Top Ten lists provided by me on the weekly Ustreams so I submitted some. Our contract stipulated the intellectual license would revert to me if the lists weren't used within a certain amount of time and since I haven't heard him read one, I'm gonna post it here with a few additions I've thought of in the meantime.

So, without further ado... The Expanded Past the Top Ten List of Things You Won't See on the Weekly U-Stream (other than my top ten lists... heh)

* In Office PvP in the form of office chair jousting.

* It's "Dress Like Your Favorite Banished Pantheon Shaman" Wednesday!

* A reading of Lanaru the Mad’s love poetry.

* Future Incarnate developments explained by Matt Miller by way of interpretive dance.

* Web cam set up of Black Pebble eating lunch. No commentary... just him eating.

* Any picture from David Nakayama’s “Private” collection.

* Zwietag giving a dissertation on why German cooking is the best food in the world.

* A person in full X-Wing Pilot gear insisting "Stay on Target!" everytime Zwillinger goes off on (another) tangent.

* Anyone from marketing giving a straight answer.

* The marketing guy just off screen with the gun in case someone ELSE tries to give a straight answer.

* Nude Hamidon Wrestling.

* Arbiter Fabulous doing a live critique of in-office fashion.

* The Cap'n Kraken Catering Service's lunch buffet eating half the staff before finally being subdued.

* Exciting, gripping drama in the form of Extreeeeme Coding!

* The nameless guy sharing Zwillinger's cubicle snapping and turning to scream "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!" over and over again.

* Favorite movie scene re-enactment with Protean as Indiana Jones and Zwillinger as Short Round.

* Avatea and War Witch – Two Girls, One Cut Scene.


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* A person in full X-Wing Pilot gear insisting "Stay on Target!" everytime Zwillinger goes off on (another) tangent.

Would pay to see.


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Add PvP discussion to that list.


 

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I have no idea what you're...


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+1 Zwil.

Funny, I can only give kudos in Steelclaw posts (either to SC or to those that post in his topics).


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A tangent implies that the line was at some point relevant to the conversation!


Wait... do I really wanna poke fun at the guy who could spawn Hamidon at any time...

Yes. Yes I do.


 

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Ooh, something you WILL see in the Ustream. I haven't watched the whole thing yet, but I did watch enough of it to see the part where Moderator 07 tried to hide out-of-frame. Ladies and gentlemen, I present a scoop! Notre nouvel ami français, the new Moderator 07 inadvertently revealed a preview of what we can expect in the future, maybe even with a torso, head, and legs attached at some point. Enjoy!





If I only had a CSI- or Bones-type lab, I could undoubtedly reconstruct the rest of his body and show you an entire picture of him. As it is, I guess we'll have to wait to see what this teaser will eventually reveal.

In fact, that gives me an idea for an avatar...


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* Arbiter Fabulous doing a live critique of in-office fashion.

*arches eyebrow maliciously and twirls curleh moustache.*


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Ooh, something you WILL see in the Ustream. I haven't watched the whole thing yet, but I did watch enough of it to see the part where Moderator 07 tried to hide out-of-frame. Ladies and gentlemen, I present a scoop! Notre nouvel ami français, the new Moderator 07 inadvertently revealed a preview of what we can expect in the future, maybe even with a torso, head, and legs attached at some point. Enjoy!

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If I only had a CSI- or Bones-type lab, I could undoubtedly reconstruct the rest of his body and show you an entire picture of him. As it is, I guess we'll have to wait to see what this teaser will eventually reveal.

In fact, that gives me an idea for an avatar...

Mod 7 doesn't have a ban-hammer...he has a ban-elbow?


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I have no idea what you're...

That picture is so much win xD


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Mod 7 doesn't have a ban-hammer...he has a ban-elbow?


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* The marketing guy just off screen with the gun in case someone ELSE tries to give a straight answer.
Didn't we see exactly that in one of the broadcasts, although I doubt we'll see it again after Tunnel rat did something to him/it that demanded its surgical removal ...


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* Avatea and War Witch – Two Girls, One Cut Scene.
Finally, a cut scene no one would ever want to click out of early!


 

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* Favorite movie scene re-enactment with Protean as Indiana Jones and Zwillinger as Short Round.
You call him Dr Jones


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* In Office PvP in the form of office chair jousting.
No no no, you must have misheard. It's actually more like this:



 

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* Zwietag giving a dissertation on why German cooking is the best food in the world.
Is this some kind of coded message telling us that Freitag and Zwillinger are the same person?


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Is this some kind of coded message telling us that Freitag and Zwillinger are the same person?
No... but it might be a coded message that I wrote this list on 2 hours of sleep... heh.


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Is this some kind of coded message telling us that Freitag and Zwillinger are the same person?
I assumed it was a reference to Steelclaw's Zwillinger/Freitag slash fic.


 

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Is this some kind of coded message telling us that Freitag and Zwillinger are the same person?
They are twins, like Tomax and Xamot they just could not think of a good palindrome.


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Mod 7 doesn't have a ban-hammer...he has a ban-elbow?
Heh, someone posted a silly drawing of the People's Elbow, but Mod 07 is much cooler than that.

He goes for either the original, the Bionic Elbow as delivered by The American Dream Dusty Rhodes



or the equally impressive Diving Elbow Drop as delivered by the recently departed Macho Man Randy Savage



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*Bows to the superior knowledge of elbow abuse in professional wrestling...*


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Mod 7 doesn't have a ban-hammer...he has a ban-elbow?


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Wow... now THIS has been a tangent worthy of Zwillinger on U-Stream... very topical... nicely done.


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So, without further ado... The Expanded Past the Top Ten List of Things You Won't See on the Weekly U-Stream (other than my top ten lists... heh)
* Any mention of SG Base (Editor) Issues. EVER.


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