Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says


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Then where's the body?


 

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Ugh...It's like the guy who wrote that never watched Star Wars.


 

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Well I thought it was a well done parody. No need to read any deeper than that.


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Love how they have link to the exact copy in the NYtimes.



 

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Originally Posted by Terwilliger View Post
Then where's the body?
Now where has that problem come up before?



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I'm not dead yet!


 

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was only a matter of time till you posted


 

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hehe nice


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I'm not dead yet!
Must be a fake account or a body double


 

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Brilliant Parody. What it's not a parody? It must be Imperial propaganda then. Excuse me I hear a knock at the door... <<BatFan goes to answer the door and is confronted by two Imperial Storm Troopers>>
Hey fellas what can I do for.. wait , NO, don't shoot! PEW PEW PEW!!! <<BatFan crumples to the floor in a heap, several blaster bolts charring holes into his chest>>

Trooper 1: "He resisted didn't he?"
Trooper 2: "Yes sir.!"
Trooper 1: "We had to shoot him didn't we?"
Trooper 2: "Rebel scum!" <<Both troopers kick Batfan's smoldering corpse as they leave.>>


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Seriously, the level of detail in that piece is pure win. And the comments section just takes it to 11.


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I'm not dead yet!
May the force be with you...always!


 

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Originally Posted by BackFire View Post
And the comments section just takes it to 11.
My favourite is Cool Calamari 46:

"FIRST THEY GET RID OF THE SENATE NOW THIS, DON'T YOU SEE WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO US? THIS IS ALL A SET UP, A BIG PLOT....A CONSPIRACY ...YOU COULD SAY IT IS SOME KIND OF....SUBTERFUGE OR SNARE.. DAMMIT WHAT IS THE WORD I'M THINKING OF?"


 

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The comments are pretty brilliant, but my favorite is the obligatory comment thread spammer:
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Yup, the 'spammer' comment was the best. Very loud laugh from me!


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Genius


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GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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