The Ultimate Cthulhu chair.


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I saw this mentioned over at io9.com and had to share:

The Ultimate Lovecraftian Cthulhu chair.








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Sweet but no price tag.


 

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Woh. That's some skill and style right there...


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Sweet but no price tag.
I imagine it's "if you have to ask you can't afford it."


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Who, in their right mind, would want to park their caboose in that?!


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Who, in their right mind, would want to park their caboose in that?!
Exactly. It is not being marketed for people in their right mind. Although there are quite a few people on these forums that aren't in their right mind.


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It looks cool, but I wouldn't want it simply because all of that octopus sticks out way too far on the backside of the chair. I'd rather have something more compact and frontside so I could sit nestled among the face tentacles in a more horrifyingly practical fashion.


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Sweet but no price tag.
The price is simply your mortal soul.


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The price is simply your mortal soul.
Damn, I'm all out of sanity and I really need my mortal soul - I've got a use for it! I wonder what else they could take in trade? The blood of some virgins or maybe some rendered baby fat even???? Ancient evils tend to be so damn finicky, I bet they dont want either



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I find this comic cooler than the chair. That's bad right?


 

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While this is a very cool art piece, I'd worry about parking my caboose there. And not because I'd be afraid of losing my soul (mwahahahaha).

Notice that the chair has no back legs. That means it's using the sculpture portion to bear weight. The problem is that you're creating a pressure point directly in the center of the chair, where there's no vertical support.

Sooner or later you're simply going to sit down on this thing and crack it in half.



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While this is a very cool art piece, I'd worry about parking my caboose there. And not because I'd be afraid of losing my soul (mwahahahaha).

Notice that the chair has no back legs. That means it's using the sculpture portion to bear weight. The problem is that you're creating a pressure point directly in the center of the chair, where there's no vertical support.

Sooner or later you're simply going to sit down on this thing and crack it in half.
This is exactly what I was thinking, up until my mind descended into noisome pits of gibbering madness from merely looking upon The Chair Mortals Were Not Meant To Sit In Or Even Know About.


 

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that is pretty awesomely neat , I can't see it as a chair id get alot of use out of but if I was decorating a place it would be a rather nice show piece.


 

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It looks cool, but I wouldn't want it simply because all of that octopus sticks out way too far on the backside of the chair. I'd rather have something more compact and frontside so I could sit nestled among the face tentacles in a more horrifyingly practical fashion.
It doesn't matter, I don't think anybody is supposed to walk behind it. Its supposed to be in the apex of your lair (or domain) with minions and mortals coming before you on bended knee.


 

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I know that Elizabeth would love to own that chair


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