Lie to Troy Hickman


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OK, so I just got back last night from Vancouver (where I was sick as a dog for three weeks, unfortunately), and I'm jonesing to play some CoH (which I will do when I get done teaching my last class today).

So tell me (keeping in mind the thread), what's new that I can expect when I log in?


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They reversed Twilight's Son arc for Praetorian Ouroboros. Now you kidnap the targets and sacrifice them to Tyrant.


total kick to the gut

This is like having Ra's Al Ghul show up at your birthday party.

 

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Originally Posted by SwellGuy View Post
They reversed Twilight's Son arc for Praetorian Ouroboros. Now you kidnap the targets and sacrifice them to Tyrant.
Aha, the version they originally nixed!


Troy Hickman - So proud to have contributed to and played in this wonderful CoH universe

 

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The new expansion "Status Quo" launched. The game gives you morality missions that illustrate how very easy and binary the concepts of Good and Evil are. As such, your job is to take the missions labeled "Evil" and discard them. Doing so gets you Golden Gear that pushes you far past purple in stats.

I'm finding it very difficult. I keep wanting to discuss moral ambiguity and clicking on the the option that says "Snap rabbit necks".

I keep falling for temptation, you see. The problem is that players that go Vigilante, while evil evil evil wrong... get free vigilante pugs:



How could I resist!?


 

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In the new expansion they added 20 new zones for characters level 1-4 to explore.

After you get all the exploration badges you are jettisoned into an Atlas Park AE PLing team.


total kick to the gut

This is like having Ra's Al Ghul show up at your birthday party.

 

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There's the new Going To Dinner expansion where you can choose to either dine or work at various five star restaurants and classy hot-spots around Paragon City.

Some of the new archtypes include: maitre d', bouncer, busboy, or food critic.


 

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It looks hideous, truly ugly, verging on regression to 8 bit style drawings using MS Paint.


 

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Praetoria is super-easy, it's basically 30 minutes of content with enemies weaker than Contaminated/Infected.


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The new Going Rouge feature allows characters to make themselves look like they've caked on a ton of makeup. Naturally the new Clown MM set takes advantage of this new tech in an extreme fashion.


 

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Originally Posted by DarkGob View Post
Praetoria is super-easy
I don't know who this "Praetoria" is, but you shouldn't say such things about her...


Troy Hickman - So proud to have contributed to and played in this wonderful CoH universe

 

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This sentence is a lie.


 

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All work by that degenerate hack Troy Hickman has been removed. And it's about damned time.

As a result, they've also removed all the comics he worked on from the website, and created a virus that scours the internet, deleting all copies it finds.

Also: It turns out that Praetoria, and Side Switching, was all just one big AE arc, created by Hickmanimal.




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Enriche is good for you.


 

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Originally Posted by Divus View Post
Enriche is good for you.
The protein supplement?


Troy Hickman - So proud to have contributed to and played in this wonderful CoH universe

 

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Originally Posted by TroyHickman View Post
The protein supplement?
It's a thirst quencher. It's got what plants crave!


 

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They put Marcian in the Maria Jenkins arc, which no features free ice cream if you collect enough Merit Rewards. Get even more and redeem it for a discount at Pizza Hut!


 

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Originally Posted by SwellGuy View Post
In the new expansion they added 20 new zones for characters level 1-4 to explore.
That's actually not too far off mark....

"Alien"


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Originally Posted by Infernus_Hades View Post
The way you play changes your IO slotting..


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Vancouver has been declared a "No Hickman Zone".

--NT


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But I showed them, and nobody's laughing at me now!

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Originally Posted by NuclearToast View Post
Vancouver has been declared a "No Hickman Zone".
I said LIE to me!


Troy Hickman - So proud to have contributed to and played in this wonderful CoH universe

 

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First, the big red ! appears.
Second, you click on it.
Third, you read the text: "Mesopotamian music, without any rules beyond language features and syntax, mimicked lamp making, just as palaces beyond the taste of ownership, in contrast to hundreds of official standards carefully developed from flood control, were involved in programming the first musical genres."
Fourth, you Go all Rogue and stuff.


 

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Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
Pants are now legally required for men in public in all 50 states during daylight hours.
And thus the entire population of the Triumph server became roguish outlaws.