GR Release Date


Brillig

 

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Hey Team,

My lovely girlfriend is going out of town in August for a week. I'll have the place to myself and much debauchery will no doubt ensue. Unfortunately she has chosen the second week of August for her excursion and I noticed that you announced a release date for GR of August 17th... which is the third week. See, she'll be back a few days before then. So you understand my concern.

You're just going to have to release GR a week early.

I know you guys are working hard to get everything ready for release. Putting in those long hours eating pizza and laughing at the drooling masses and streamlining all the new systems and shinies for us. I appreciate it, I really do. I know our beta testers are busy whining, goofing off and burning through content carefully combing through features and looking for bugs while giving constructive feedback. High five, keep up the good work!

You'll just have to work a bit faster. It's only seven days before the announced release. So when you're done with your daily five minute break or whatever and you finally get back to whatever little piece of GR you're working on... think of me, Chocolate Bacon. Think of the opportunity I'll have missed if you choose not to grant this small request. Think of the little teacup piglets who will suffer.




See you in Praetoria on August 10th!

Love,
Bacon


 

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I was about to post a reply asking for GR to be released on November, as that is my vacation time... but suddenly my eyes got opened!

Good idea on getting it on August 10! That way I can have Issue 18 for August 29 (a very special day), and Issue 19 for late September.

That means I could have Issue 20 for my vacation!!!


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See? Nine out of ten catgirls want GR on August 10th. Do it for the catgirls. It's not just for me. I'm selfless as well as delicious, intelligent, and beautiful.


 

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I will not be back in the UK at this time, adn therefore find this unacceptable.

You will have to break up with your girlfriend i'm afraid.


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One of the benefits of having absolutely no life is that I have a wide open schedule. Whenever it is released is fine with me.


 

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One of the benefits of having absolutely no life is that I have a wide open schedule. Whenever it is released is fine with me.
OP mentioned a "Gurlfriend"? I tried ParagonWiki but no luck...anybody?


 

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OP mentioned a "Gurlfriend"? I tried ParagonWiki but no luck...anybody?
Girlfriend: The Closed Beta Version of "Wife"


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The restraining order mentions that "girlfriend" word a couple of times. I figured it was fancy legal jargon.


 

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Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
Girlfriend: The Closed Beta Version of "Wife"
Before anyone asks: There is no open beta.

If an open Beta is announced for the "Wife" product, something is seriously wrong and you should, immediately, opt out of the closed beta. Even if you pre-purchased.

-Rachel-


 

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Originally Posted by Chocolate_Bacon View Post

You'll just have to work a bit faster. It's only seven days before the announced release. So when you're done with your daily five minute break or whatever and you finally get back to whatever little piece of GR you're working on... think of me, Chocolate Bacon. Think of the opportunity I'll have missed if you choose not to grant this small request. Think of the little teacup piglets who will suffer.
I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!!!!

/H.Ford


 

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Girlfriend: The Closed Beta Version of "Wife"
Exactly! She loves to REDACTED with REDACTED and we always end up driving the rest of the way sitting up in the car! One time she brought home about thirty square feet of blue tarp and a REDACTED so we used the whole bottle of REDACTED for about three hours then REDACTED all night long.

*looks up*

Ah well. It's that NDA I signed. Break it and I'll never get another REDACTED.

Anyway, I've reconsidered my demands. If you slackers can't get GR out right on the 10th I'll take any time that week. I just need at least one whole uninterrupted day with it! So I can love it and squeeze it and hold it... My own little GR expansion. I will name you George.


 

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Originally Posted by Chocolate_Bacon View Post

Anyway, I've reconsidered my demands. If you slackers can't get GR out right on the 10th I'll take any time that week. I just need at least one whole uninterrupted day with it! So I can love it and squeeze it and hold it... My own little GR expansion. I will name you George.
Any day except the 13th. That's when "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" comes out.


 

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Before anyone asks: There is no open beta.

If an open Beta is announced for the "Wife" product, something is seriously wrong and you should, immediately, opt out of the closed beta. Even if you pre-purchased.

-Rachel-

Depends on if your into that sort of thing.



What you should actually be saying is that the "Wife" product doesn't come with an owners manual. Nor is there any technical support, or Customer Service to answer any questions you may have about the operation of said "Wife" product. It doesn't come with a warranty or a 30 day money back guarantee, and should you ever decide to trade it in for a newer model doing so will cost you half your stuff.

Batteries not included.



 

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Oh sweet, I love Mad Libs!

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Exactly! She loves to BURP with KETCHUP and we always end up driving the rest of the way sitting up in the car! One time she brought home about thirty square feet of blue tarp and a TAMPON so we used the whole bottle of MOLASSES for about three hours then ROLLERSKATED all night long.

*looks up*

Ah well. It's that NDA I signed. Break it and I'll never get another UNICORN.


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Actually um... Can I have it, y'know... Tomorrow please?...

Ya see I start work on the 26th and I'd like a few days to play until my hearts content before i start working again... 7days a week at an Expo...

This way everyones happy... Well I am anyway ^_^


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Originally Posted by Steampunkette View Post
Before anyone asks: There is no open beta.

If an open Beta is announced for the "Wife" product, something is seriously wrong and you should, immediately, opt out of the closed beta. Even if you pre-purchased.

-Rachel-
Of course there is an open Beta. It's just that in the "Wife" project things are reversed. First you have an open Beta, then one (or more in certain regions) of those beta testers are chosen for the closed Beta.

If enough problems are found during closed Beta then the project goes back into open.


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