My attempt to halt a terrible pandemic


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For too long I've seen an unfortunate trend sweep through our community and have done nothing. I keep seeing people posting screenshots with their game modded to have Comic Sans as the font, then I see red, and get a slight taste of copper in my mouth. Then I wake up a few hours later and touch my earlobe and find out they are bleeding from the rage aneurysm I just had.

So finally I thought "Sure, some people want a more comic-booky look to their text, but Comic Sans looks like utter garbage! SURELY there MUST be a solution!" I set out on an epic quest that took many keystrokes as I typed "comic book font" into Google. First result was this: http://www.dafont.com/comic-book.font. Free font that actually looks like comic book lettering instead of something you see on a church newsletter to make it look more fun. If I saw screenshots of the game with that font (or a better one, I looked for all of 5 seconds to find it, surely there's better ones out there) I'd be like "Hey, neat" instead of muttering obscenities.

But I'm not saying you should change it up for me. Do this for yourselves. You deserve to be looking at a font that wasn't created back in the mid-90s to end up being used as the main font in a word processor designed for kids. You wanted your game to look like a comic book, instead it looks like a scribbly mess. Get your game out of Kinko's and hire a professional inker to pen those menus!


 

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The only font worse than Comic Sans might be Chicago. But Comic Sans is far more over-used and abused.


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After seeing that my sister had Comic Sans as her WORK FONT, I am firmly in the faction that wishes to see this abomination wiped from existence!

There can be no coexistence. People cannot be trusted!


Dec out.

 

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Well . . . I WAS going to post about not "getting it" . . . but after Nethergoat's link, I finally see. I see, and my eyes hurt from it!
*picks up a torch* Let the lynching begin!


 

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My favorite is "comic book inspired". Well, it was an awful inspiration. If any comic book letterer lettered in anything like that PoS style, he'd be poor and homeless from no work.


Dec out.

 

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*points to sig* Yep! I used Comic Book font in my sig!


 

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Originally Posted by MaHaBone23 View Post
The only font worse than Comic Sans might be Chicago. But Comic Sans is far more over-used and abused.
What about Impact?


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you guys need to get out more

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you guys need to get out more

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THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN FONTS.

Philistine.


 

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I never understood the hatred for Comic Sans. I can read it just fine. It doesn't bother me.


 

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Originally Posted by Street_Wolf View Post
I never understood the hatred for Comic Sans. I can read it just fine. It doesn't bother me.
Ditto - I quite like it

I think we should ask for the forums to default to Comic Sans..........................................

*Starts running*


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Originally Posted by Kelenar View Post
What about Impact?
I'll agree that Impact is overused, but it's not quite as Fugo as Chicago. They used to use it all the time on old simpsons eps, for signs in the background and stuff like that. I'd have to turn the TV off in disgust.

Sgt. Six Pack is starting to get a little overplayed. It's the go-to font for when Comic-Sans isnt quite KAPOW! enough for you.


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Jesus Christ, people. It's just f***ing letters for God's sake. I'm gonna do something better with my time like figure out how to fix that pesky oil spill down south.


 

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Originally Posted by Angryellow View Post
Jesus Christ, people. It's just f***ing letters for God's sake. I'm gonna do something better with my time like figure out how to fix that pesky oil spill down south.
Nanobots.

Next problem please.


 

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*Slams his fist on his desk* DAMNIT, Fortune Go! First you get Heart Attacks wife killed, and now you've got the mayor breathing down my neck about this Comic Sans Pandemic, thanks to YOUR rogue actions letting the leader get away! I've got no room on my force for a loose cannon cop who doesen't play by the rules, so turn in your badge and get outta my office!

YOUR OFF THE FORCE, FORTUNE GO!


 

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Originally Posted by Dr_Mechano View Post
Nanobots.

Next problem please.
Billions of tiny robots just means billions more chances to crap up the operation like that one robot did.

Besides, the oil spill was obviously caused by the safety regulations flyer being printed in comic sans, causing everyone to either look away in disgust or not take it seriously because it looked like crayon scribbles in a kid's notebook instead of an important safety document.


 

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LaserJesus plays "tie-back" well:

Billions of tiny robots just means billions more chances to crap up the operation like that one robot did.

Besides, the oil spill was obviously caused by the safety regulations flyer being printed in comic sans, causing everyone to either look away in disgust or not take it seriously because it looked like crayon scribbles in a kid's notebook instead of an important safety document.
Ooo, nicely done!


Dec out.

 

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I totally agree!
Seriously though... What's wrong with the default font?
I've never bothered to change it... I do find Comic Sans annoying... but I find a lot of things annoying. Like you, reading this right now! Stop that!


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Originally Posted by Angryellow View Post
Jesus Christ, people. It's just f***ing letters for God's sake. I'm gonna do something better with my time like figure out how to fix that pesky oil spill down south.
Yeah, you do that. I'm sure BP is open to any and all suggestions, no matter how unfounded.

"Hey boss, we got some guy in Detroit saying we should just stick a rag innit."

I don't get upset about Comic Sans. I just delete any email I get that uses it.


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I am now switching to comic sans

I like it and intend to use it profusely


 

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Originally Posted by LaserJesus View Post
THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN FONTS.

Philistine.
And here i thought the thread would be about the ever-growing tendency to write "begs the question" instead of "raises the question."
Begging the question is not the same thing as raising/suggesting/implying a question. To say something begs the question is to suggest that it's a logical fallacy.

Now back to the supremely important issue of fonts.


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