As a Loyal Member...


Aluminum_Dave

 

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I demand the Devs stop being silly willies and get their little patooties together. I mean, how long does it take to get a rainbow unicorn power set!? I mean it's not that hard! Just make a quadrupedal skeleton and make every power a giant rainbow unicorn called Mr. Honeymuffins run down the enemies and insta-kill everything.

After all, nothing can survive the power of the rainbow unicorn. And as such a loyal member since the year 18-diggity-two, I think I deserve as such. And what's with them not talking about that latest sporting event? They KNOW they're going to be there! They should know the scores, and have a personal video tape to show all the loyal players. But not you, you're ugly... you know who you are!

Also, why don't I get doughnuts delivered straight to my house with a big 'thank you' edible licorice sticker on the basket? This is a slap in the face to us loyal players. Except for you, you're allergic to wheat. Haha! Sucks to be you!

So, if all us loyal players (and by that, meaning me) don't get these demands I am totally walking the plank into the ocean of MMOs where I will surely drown, because of how bad everything else is in comparison (I mean, why else would I be so loyal! We all know I'm selfish). And how would that be on your conscience!? Huh!?

With Love,
Me! <3


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+1 for sarcasm, +2 for unicorns!

Tier 9: Rub the Horn

Shoots a magical blast for extreme energy damage and slow.


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Well done.
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What's the question?


Call me,,, Mal

 

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<insert picture of the Smiley eating popcorn here> (freesmileys.org seems to be down)


 

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Great post.


Never argue with stupid people. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

@vanda1 and @nakoa2

 

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I was right there with you Quinz until that typo about half way down. You do know that if you introduce a Rainbow unicorn into an area that contains typos that all life will cease as we know it.


Otherwise, BRAVO SIR!


 

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your trolling skills are subpar compared to my god-like ****


 

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Originally Posted by RedSwitchblade View Post
Tier 9: Rub the Horn
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Upper or lower horn?


*flees*


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why do you have to pick on my being allergic to wheat?!


 

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I hear Champions Online has rainbow unicorns.


 

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They had that in beta but all the unicorns ran away for lack of virgins. Damn Eden top!


 

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Originally Posted by Psycho Jas View Post
your trolling skills are subpar compared to my god-like ****
There's a difference between being funny and being a dork.


 

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Originally Posted by Fleeting Whisper View Post
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Upper or lower horn?


*flees*
Well... The title IS "loyal member." That might be a clue?

:P


 

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Quote:
Quinz waves cane:

And as such a loyal member since the year 18-diggity-two, I think I deserve as such.
**hands Quinz an onion for his belt**

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Postagulous suggests the impossible:

They had that in beta but all the unicorns ran away for lack of virgins. Damn Eden top!
A lack of virgins in an MMO? Surely that's a mistake...


Dec out.

 

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It's like a shameless mockery of every demanding post ever made...

It's genius! I love it!


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hehe ......you said member


-Largo

Founder of A.G.O.N.Y. Supergroup on Victory
Member of Thought Sanctum VG on Victory
Member of St0rm Batallion SG on Guardian

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by RedSwitchblade View Post
Tier 9: Rub the Horn

Shoots a magical blast for extreme energy damage and slow.
I am guessing the energy damage is more of an energy drain on the caster and I believe the slow should be sleep. Other than that, good tier 9.


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Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinz View Post
I demand the Devs stop being silly willies and get their little patooties together. I mean, how long does it take to get a rainbow unicorn power set!? I mean it's not that hard! Just make a quadrupedal skeleton and make every power a giant rainbow unicorn called Mr. Honeymuffins run down the enemies and insta-kill everything.

After all, nothing can survive the power of the rainbow unicorn. And as such a loyal member since the year 18-diggity-two, I think I deserve as such. And what's with them not talking about that latest sporting event? They KNOW they're going to be there! They should know the scores, and have a personal video tape to show all the loyal players. But not you, you're ugly... you know who you are!

Also, why don't I get doughnuts delivered straight to my house with a big 'thank you' edible licorice sticker on the basket? This is a slap in the face to us loyal players. Except for you, you're allergic to wheat. Haha! Sucks to be you!

So, if all us loyal players (and by that, meaning me) don't get these demands I am totally walking the plank into the ocean of MMOs where I will surely drown, because of how bad everything else is in comparison (I mean, why else would I be so loyal! We all know I'm selfish). And how would that be on your conscience!? Huh!?

With Love,
Me! <3
/signed


 

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Originally Posted by Master-Blade View Post
<insert picture of the Smiley eating popcorn here> (freesmileys.org seems to be down)
It's back up again!!


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Originally Posted by Master-Blade View Post
<insert picture of the Smiley eating popcorn here> (freesmileys.org seems to be down)
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Originally Posted by Dreaming_Shadow View Post
It's back up again!!
I can't view it, and your picture is not currently working for me either (I didn't even know you had an image link until I pressed quote and saw the code). Either they are having problems, or it's just a fluke thing that I can't view their site at all. lol

Well, I kept your image link in my quote, so hopefully it'll display properly eventually. haha


 

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Okay, after a few days... in honesty, folks. I love this game and the community. Most of you all are cool guys and gals, but lately I've noticed folks getting whinier than usual, and got on my wits end and made this satire of the 'idiocy' I saw at the time. I was amused at the responses, and I got addicted to that stupid Robot Unicorn Attack for a day and got creeped out by the guy in a costume, and had a laugh all around. You all, keep being cool!


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