Generic Rant
I both laughed my butt off and whimpered because this so true.
Cut and paste standard response to current iteration of the topic, citing several current threads about the same topic.
Cut and paste Redname response to the OPs topic.
Points out the search feature for the forums.
*edits in a disclaimer about trying to be helpful and not mean-spirited, as well as the appropriate smiley faces
Loose --> not tight.
Lose --> Did not win, misplace, cannot find, subtract.
One extra 'o' makes a big difference.
Threadjack picking up on small insignificant piece of OP.
Altoholic - but a Blaster at Heart!
Originally Posted by SpyralPegacyon
"You gave us a world where we could fly. I can't thank you enough for that."
insignificant sarcastic troll post
Angry clarification of intent! Mocking dismissal to responses of orginal post! Cynical reminder about ignore function. Validation of rights as paying customer! Indication that this response will serve as final communique...
Declaration that both this game and that game are superior anyway.
Internet meme!
Edit below as indication of likely removal of inappropriate language...
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Robotic Facepalm!
CAPTIAL LETTER call to action. Misspelled indication that the following missive is NOT intended to be a DOOM thread...transitions fluidly toward doom!
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Retort.
Reminder that this is CH/V, not this game or that game. Explanation of distinction, and its importance.
A rose-tinted reference to those good old days when the player base understood the game and everything was considerably superior in most every way.
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A challenge to the developers to implement a dozen changes for things the developers have indicated are either unlikely or have already been indicated to be in process!
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A declaration that these changes would ensure the games longevity! Request for developer response! NOW!
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Another reference to this game...and that game. A confusing tangent hinting at quitting the game for good!
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Imperative towards forum contributers not to challenge these assertions!
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Self-aggrandizing reference to length of play time and accumulation of veteran rewards! Aside pointing out the many flaws in the reward system!
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One final smart remark. Advice to relax/quit now/both.
BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.
YOU B******!!
That's MY damn comment!
GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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Threadlock and shot of tequila. Snarky comment to Avatea
-Mod8-
If you are using Latin in your post you are probably trolling
Have a question? Try the PlayNC Knowledge Base
Emphatic First After Mod comment!
Second request for OP's in-game belongings.
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Sentence that has nothing to do with the topic.
Demands of cake/pie/cookies/pony/Big Red Ball/pie.
Ramblings.
Some more Ramblings.
Internet meme.
And an ending about one of the OP's topic points, but doesn't really say anything.
To right the countless wrongs of our day, we shine the light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be....
I'm sorry what was that, I couldn't hear you over my TRAGIC PAST!!
Clueless request for clarification on several points in the OP, but forgets to reference which points need clarification.
Unrelated comment about various forum avatars and a your momma joke.
Paragon Wiki: http://www.paragonwiki.com
City Info Terminal: http://cit.cohtitan.com
Mids Hero Designer: http://www.cohplanner.com
Recipe for regional baked good.
Pun.
Relevant yet threadjacking link
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36641/My-Little-Exalt
Cursing FW for knowing the name of that song, because I couldn't remember it.
(How embarassing is that!?)
Paragon Wiki: http://www.paragonwiki.com
City Info Terminal: http://cit.cohtitan.com
Mids Hero Designer: http://www.cohplanner.com
Random movie quote.
Pointedly straight faced response.
Emphatic First After Mod comment!
Second request for OP's in-game belongings. |
Non sequitur link.
Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
Imply the developers are the poster's employees and they most address posers personal whims.
Rickroll.
BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.
Dispari has more than enough credability, and certainly doesn't need to borrow any from you.
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Paragon Wiki: http://www.paragonwiki.com
City Info Terminal: http://cit.cohtitan.com
Mids Hero Designer: http://www.cohplanner.com
Popular forum method of indicating approval via use of slash command.
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Utterly and totally unrelated political commentary.
BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.
CAPTIAL LETTER call to action. Misspelled indication that the following missive is NOT intended to be a DOOM thread...transitions fluidly toward doom! A snarky comment. Eye-roll icon. Standard comparison to this game!! To THAT game!! A rose-tinted reference to those good old days when the player base understood the game and everything was considerably superior in most every way. A challenge to the developers to implement a dozen changes for things the developers have indicated are either unlikely or have already been indicated to be in process! A declaration that these changes would ensure the games longevity! Request for developer response! NOW!
Another reference to this game...and that game. A confusing tangent hinting at quitting the game for good! Imperative towards forum contributers not to challenge these assertions! Self-aggrandizing reference to length of play time and accumulation of veteran rewards! Aside pointing out the many flaws in the reward system!
A quick burst of internet acronyms!
Disheartened post-script!
Forum Name
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