Generic Rant


2short2care

 

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CAPTIAL LETTER call to action. Misspelled indication that the following missive is NOT intended to be a DOOM thread...transitions fluidly toward doom! A snarky comment. Eye-roll icon. Standard comparison to this game!! To THAT game!! A rose-tinted reference to those good old days when the player base understood the game and everything was considerably superior in most every way. A challenge to the developers to implement a dozen changes for things the developers have indicated are either unlikely or have already been indicated to be in process! A declaration that these changes would ensure the games longevity! Request for developer response! NOW!


Another reference to this game...and that game. A confusing tangent hinting at quitting the game for good! Imperative towards forum contributers not to challenge these assertions! Self-aggrandizing reference to length of play time and accumulation of veteran rewards! Aside pointing out the many flaws in the reward system!

A quick burst of internet acronyms!

Disheartened post-script!

Forum Name


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@Portland Underground

 

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I both laughed my butt off and whimpered because this so true.


 

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Cut and paste standard response to current iteration of the topic, citing several current threads about the same topic.

Cut and paste Redname response to the OPs topic.

Points out the search feature for the forums.

*edits in a disclaimer about trying to be helpful and not mean-spirited, as well as the appropriate smiley faces


Loose --> not tight.
Lose --> Did not win, misplace, cannot find, subtract.
One extra 'o' makes a big difference.

 

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Threadjack picking up on small insignificant piece of OP.


Altoholic - but a Blaster at Heart!

Originally Posted by SpyralPegacyon

"You gave us a world where we could fly. I can't thank you enough for that."

 

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insignificant sarcastic troll post


 

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Angry clarification of intent! Mocking dismissal to responses of orginal post! Cynical reminder about ignore function. Validation of rights as paying customer! Indication that this response will serve as final communique...

Declaration that both this game and that game are superior anyway.

Internet meme!

Edit below as indication of likely removal of inappropriate language...


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@Portland Underground

 

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Originally Posted by PDXUnder View Post
CAPTIAL LETTER call to action. Misspelled indication that the following missive is NOT intended to be a DOOM thread...transitions fluidly toward doom!
Commentary on spelling errors. Statement pointing out doom-crying, and indicating distaste at its presence after the claim that the post is not about doom-crying.

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Originally Posted by PDXUnder View Post
A snarky comment. Eye-roll icon.
Retort.

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Originally Posted by PDXUnder View Post
Standard comparison to this game!! To THAT game!!
Reminder that this is CH/V, not this game or that game. Explanation of distinction, and its importance.

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Originally Posted by PDXUnder View Post
A rose-tinted reference to those good old days when the player base understood the game and everything was considerably superior in most every way.
Detailed explanation of everything that was wrong with the game then, and how it is better, or else agreement and explanation of how nothing has changed.

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Originally Posted by PDXUnder View Post
A challenge to the developers to implement a dozen changes for things the developers have indicated are either unlikely or have already been indicated to be in process!
In-depth examination of why development team cannot or will not implement unlikely changes, and statements that in-process changes are being worked on, complete with several redname posts culled from the Dev and Community Digests.

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Originally Posted by PDXUnder View Post
A declaration that these changes would ensure the games longevity! Request for developer response! NOW!
Claim that changes would reduce game longevity and subscriber numbers, with related evidence. Advice to PM devs for better chance at direct response.

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Originally Posted by PDXUnder View Post
Another reference to this game...and that game. A confusing tangent hinting at quitting the game for good!
Request to be given your belongings upon your exit.

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Originally Posted by PDXUnder View Post
Imperative towards forum contributers not to challenge these assertions!
Smart remark.

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Originally Posted by PDXUnder View Post
Self-aggrandizing reference to length of play time and accumulation of veteran rewards! Aside pointing out the many flaws in the reward system!
Further smart remark.

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Originally Posted by PDXUnder View Post
A quick burst of internet acronyms!

Disheartened post-script!

Forum Name
One final smart remark. Advice to relax/quit now/both.


BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.

 

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Originally Posted by Adeon Hawkwood View Post
Robotic Facepalm!
Quote BaBs;

YOU B******!!

That's MY damn comment!


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Originally Posted by Zwillinger View Post
GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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Originally Posted by Captain_Photon View Post
NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.

 

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Originally Posted by Techbot Alpha View Post
Quote BaBs;

YOU B******!!

That's MY damn comment!
Smartalec response


 

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Threadlock and shot of tequila. Snarky comment to Avatea


-Mod8-

If you are using Latin in your post you are probably trolling

Have a question? Try the PlayNC Knowledge Base

 

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Emphatic First After Mod comment!

Second request for OP's in-game belongings.


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@Portland Underground

 

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Sentence that has nothing to do with the topic.


Demands of cake/pie/cookies/pony/Big Red Ball/pie.


Ramblings.



Some more Ramblings.



Internet meme.


And an ending about one of the OP's topic points, but doesn't really say anything.


To right the countless wrongs of our day, we shine the light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be....


I'm sorry what was that, I couldn't hear you over my TRAGIC PAST!!

 

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Clueless request for clarification on several points in the OP, but forgets to reference which points need clarification.

Unrelated comment about various forum avatars and a your momma joke.


Paragon Wiki: http://www.paragonwiki.com
City Info Terminal: http://cit.cohtitan.com
Mids Hero Designer: http://www.cohplanner.com
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Originally Posted by Dispari View Post
I don't know why Dink thinks she's not as sexy as Jay was. In 5 posts she's already upstaged his entire career.

 

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Originally Posted by pdxunder View Post
captial letter call to action.
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOOOL


 

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Cursing FW for knowing the name of that song, because I couldn't remember it.

(How embarassing is that!?)


Paragon Wiki: http://www.paragonwiki.com
City Info Terminal: http://cit.cohtitan.com
Mids Hero Designer: http://www.cohplanner.com
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Originally Posted by Dispari View Post
I don't know why Dink thinks she's not as sexy as Jay was. In 5 posts she's already upstaged his entire career.

 

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Originally Posted by Adeon Hawkwood View Post
Robotic Facepalm!
Praise for picture.
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Originally Posted by Techbot Alpha View Post
Quote BaBs;

YOU B******!!

That's MY damn comment!
Random movie quote.
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Originally Posted by Adeon Hawkwood View Post
Smartalec response
Pointedly straight faced response.
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Originally Posted by PDXUnder View Post
Emphatic First After Mod comment!

Second request for OP's in-game belongings.
Expression of derision for anything OP might have.
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Originally Posted by Moderator 08 View Post
Threadlock and shot of tequila. Snarky comment to Avatea
Non sequitur link.


Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...

 

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Imply the developers are the poster's employees and they most address posers personal whims.


 

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Originally Posted by Fleeting Whisper View Post
Commentary on link. Continuation of thread-jack. One-off statement that encourages another, entirely unrelated, thread-jack.

Rickroll.


BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.

 

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Originally Posted by PRAF68_EU View Post
Dispari has more than enough credability, and certainly doesn't need to borrow any from you.

 

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Originally Posted by Dispari View Post
Quoted with intent to not actually add to the conversation.


Paragon Wiki: http://www.paragonwiki.com
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Mids Hero Designer: http://www.cohplanner.com
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Originally Posted by Dispari View Post
I don't know why Dink thinks she's not as sexy as Jay was. In 5 posts she's already upstaged his entire career.

 

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Originally Posted by Aggelakis View Post
Quoted with intent to not actually add to the conversation.
Popular forum method of indicating approval via use of slash command.


 

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Originally Posted by Luminara View Post
Popular forum method of indicating approval via use of slash command.
Complaint regarding forum users who communicate using slash commands.

Utterly and totally unrelated political commentary.


BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.