As TheOcho looked at the other team's Defensive Lineup, he realized the one, bitter truth he had hidden from everyone, even himself: There was simply no way he was ready for some football.
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Ascendant
Now, more than ever, Paragon City needs heroes. Do your part to save it.
Excerpt from The Jacks Sketch Monty Statemans Flying Circus - Circa 2010:
Second Jack: G'day, Jack!
First Jack: Oh, Hello Jack!
Third Jack: How are you Jack?
First Jack: A bit crook, Jack.
Second Jack: Where's Jack?
First Jack: He's not 'ere, Jack.
Third Jack: Blimey, it's hot in here, Jack.
First Jack:*Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!
Second Jack: That's a strange expression, Jack.
First Jack: Well Jack, I heard the Prime Minister use it. 'It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty,' he said and she smiled quietly to herself.
Third Jack: She's a good Sheila Jack, and not at all stuck up.
Second Jack: Here! Here's the boss-fellow now! - how are you Jack?
(fourth Jack stands just off camera with Paragonian person, Ocho)
Fourth Jack: 'Ow are you, Jack?
First Jack: G'day Jack!
Fourth Jack: Jack.
Second Jack: Hello Jack.
Fourth Jack: Jack.
Third Jack: How are you, Jack?
Fourth Jack: G'day Jack.
Fourth Jack: Gentleman, I'd like to introduce man from Heroland who is joinin' us this year in the philosophy department at the University of Croatoa.
EveryJack: G'day!
Ocho: Hello.
Fourth Jack: Ocho, Jack. Ocho, Jack. Ocho, Jack.
First Jack: Is your name not Jack?
Ocho: No, it's Ocho.
Second Jack: That's going to cause a little confusion.
Third Jack: Mind if we call you 'Jack' to keep it clear?
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That which has been seen cannot be un-seen!
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The Ocho realizes too late the the "Croatoa Clubbers" is NOT a bunch of partying college students from the Croatoa University going 'clubbing' on a Friday night...
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"After seeing the triplets he's hired to babysit, Ocho decides that breastfeeding is no longer an option..."
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If somebody you're arguing with goes off the deep end, don't follow.
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As Ocho sat at Paragon late at night, testing his tweaked Mastermind powerset, he secretly dreaded the day Ultra graphics would make his summoned minions look even MORE realistic.
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COMING SOON: A new Epic that will change the way you see Arachnos...
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Since the Jacks have eaten 15 bean burritos each, Ocho is actually happy to be standing in front of them.
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NPC: "Hi may I join your club"
Jack: "Why yes"
Squeeeeeesh
Too many 50's to list here's a few you may know.
Slazenger, Area51, Area53, Area54, Erruption, Mind Plague, Thresher, Sheath, Broadside, Debt
"Hmmm, I think this costume code might be an issue"
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The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.
--The Question, JLU
I shoulda known that an add for triplets into leather would not be what it seemed.
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I reject your reality and substitue my own!
--Adam Savage from "Mythbusters"
They're gonna jack me up.
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Bill O'Reilly to himself outside the Fox News building: "Stupid Jon Stewart and his fat camp joke."
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@Texarkana
@Thexder
I dont care if all the Eochai get to spawn more times than you. None of you are going to the Halloween Event this year until you take a shower!
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Veridian Dynamics. Mistakes. We all make them. But sometimes mistakes lead to great discoveries. Mistakes are how we learn and grow... so we can do amazing things.
When you think about it, shouldn't you be thanking us for making mistakes? Veridian Dynamics. We're sorry. You're welcome.
It was at this point that he realised why there was no pictures of the three wise men.
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@Damz Find me on the global channel Union Chat. One of the best "chat channels" ingame!
"Now you lot, don't think you're going out clubbing dressed like that... now get back inside and get something decent on!"
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Suddenly, the Mite Maleficus' ability to shrink on command seemed somehow less useful.
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Sermon
@sermon
One of Six, Cannibal 6
Ah... That level 50 was right! This is an EXCELLENT place to farm for my Giant Killer badge!
Squish!
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TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
"Oh, wow. I knew the camera added on some pounds, but I had no idea how much."
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In the Arena of Logic, I fight unarmed.
"Jack In Irons? Pfft... more like Jack Gonna Be Taken Away in a Body Bag."
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Major Nova - 50 - Nrg/Dev Blaster
Burnt Matchstik - 50 - Fire/Fire Tank
Arachnophreak - 50 Bots/FF Mastermind
Judge-Mental - 50 Arachnos Soldier
Captain Thermite - 50 Fire/Kin Controller
"The Ocho knew about the paperwork policy at the office, but he soon found out Everything was done in triplicate!"
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Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
"For the last time, I don't care how big and mennacing you are, no one comes into Grandville without proper autorization, now get in line."
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No matter how powerful you are, few heroes can survive the ERROR 404 FILE NOT FOUND attack.
WE ARE THE JACK. YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND METAHUMAN DISTINCTIVENESS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
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Arc #40529 : The Furies of the Earth
The red names are giving out way too many of these costume codes, it's getting to the point where too many people look the same!
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Enemy Resistances - Damage, Mez and Defense
Enemy XP Mods
(Drag my avatar into your mp3 player!)