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5 Steps on how to Hack City of Heroes

Blpup

By Blpup,
Posted on: 2009-11-03 07:23 in CoH and CoV General Discussions

 

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Gotcha.

 

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I was all like "NO NO NO NO NO RAHHH RIGHTEOUS NERD RA...oh".

 

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Step 1: Purchase City of Heroes CD or DVD.

Step 2: Using blunt instrument smash disc into fragments.

Step 3: Lightly glaze shards with a delightful butter-garlic sauce.

Step 4: Swallow shards.

Step 5: When you begin to choke have friend perform Heimlich manuever.

Congratulations! You have now successfully Hack'd up City of Heroes!

My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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5 Steps on how to Hack City of Heroes
  1. Buy the game CD
  2. Break it in half
  3. Attach the smooth round end with glue to a stick
  4. Go buy some Jello
  5. Proceed to "hack" through the jello with City of Heroes!
D'oh! Steel beat me to it.

 

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Damn jerkhackers. GONE TO TEH AMERICANS.

 

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Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
Step 1: Purchase City of Heroes CD or DVD.

Step 2: Using blunt instrument smash disc into fragments.

Step 3: Lightly glaze shards with a delightful butter-garlic sauce.

Step 4: Swallow shards.

Step 5: When you begin to choke have friend perform Heimlich manuever.

Congratulations! You have now successfully Hack'd up City of Heroes!
I would rather use my axe to hax the CD.

http://malzeth.com/images/1103090925.jpg

There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"

 

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Originally Posted by Twisted Toon View Post
I would rather use my axe to hax the CD.

http://malzeth.com/images/1103090925.jpg

That axe is kind of what the result looks like when you follow MY process!

 

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I thought the first step in this thread was going to be:

1) Make a scrapper

 

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Originally Posted by JohnX View Post
I thought the first step in this thread was going to be:

1) Make a scrapper
Brings back memories of i11 sewer teams.

So many swords, so few hellions.

 

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Originally Posted by Blpup View Post
Gotcha.
But it only takes two steps.

1) Get an axe.

2) Hack.

Still here, even after all this time!

 

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Originally Posted by IanTheM1 View Post
Hacking CoH is actually quite easy...as long as all you're looking to do is change textures or sounds...
Well, that explains part of the CO development process then.

@Golden Girl

City of Heroes comics and artwork

 

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Hackin' up some piggs...

 

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Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
It's an exaggeration for humorous purposes
I just got it. It makes much more sense when taken only within the context of this thread, and without the knowledge that the modifications he was talking about are client-side only.

@Morac | Twitter
Trust the computer. The computer knows all.

 

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Originally Posted by Blpup View Post
Gotcha.
Nah. Obvious joke post even before clicking on it, because you misspelled h4xx0r.

The Bacon Compels You.

 

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Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
I think you've misinterpreted this thread:

http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showthread.php?t=197390
It can fit either thread, just gotta remove the extra g. Anyone else find it funny that the CoH data files have the extension pigg? Made me laugh the first time I saw it, anyways.

 

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Bacon
bacon
bacon
if tht fails try..
cake.
if that somehow fails
chuck norris

 

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Originally Posted by Westley View Post
That axe is kind of what the result looks like when you follow MY process!
Yes. Well, my axe won't break as easily as yours.

Plus, the blade is made from old battleship armor (armour for those from across the pond) and the things about 5 feet in length. Not the blade, the entire thing. Its rather intimidating to people who don't know me.

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Originally Posted by Obsidius View Post
Isn't that a bardiche?
Yes. Although, it is, technically, not an axe. Most people, that know no better, call it one. So, I refrain from making their heads hurt *cough* with an explanation, and just let it go at that.

There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"

 

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Yeah, ya got me. Well played, sir. Well played.