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Originally Posted by Mallerick
Nemesis - The world's angriest marching band!
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Win!
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Knives of Artemis: We're strong, we're pretty, and gosh darnit we will kill you if you say otherwise.
Evil is a maze of deceit and the cheese it hides is never worth the running.
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Originally Posted by Mallerick
Nemesis - The world's angriest marching band!
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Hellions: Thank goodness for the Teen Rating otherwise we'd be Heckions.
Skulls: Proving yet again that Generic brands can compete with name brands.
Vahzilok: Some people TALK about recycling... we're DOING something about it.
Clockwork: Proof that psychic powers plus obsessive-compulsive behavior plus unrequited love go together like peanut butter, jelly and nitro-glycerin.
Outcasts: The ultimate Earth, Wind and Fire revival group.
Trolls: We'll take over the earth as soon as we figure out who's the brains of the outfit.
The Lost: Regretting our gang name since 2002.
Circle of Thorns: Because Circle of Dandelions just didn't have that edge.
The Council: This is what you get when the Bureaucracy chooses the gang name.
5th Column: A name that stirs fear in Accountants all over the world!
Nemesis: You say "rampant paranoia" like it's a bad thing.
Arachnos: Anyone singing the "Spiderman, Spiderman" song within hearing will immediately be shot.
Hydra: Walking sinus infections are scarier than you would have thought, huh?
Scrapyarders: Even our NAME is garbage.
Crey: She blinded me with science... then she cut me up with it... took my DNA... and created an evil clone.
Crey(pt 2): World domination? No, just clever marketing and awesome Spin Doctors.
Carnival of Shadows: We wear the mask because "My face is up HERE" was never our first concern.
Malta: Punishing heroes for rushing into battle is our business.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
Trolls: Got 'Dyne?
5th Column- Making it feel good to beat someone up simply because of difference in beleifs.
In the Arena of Logic, I fight unarmed.
Circle of Thorns: cos we that dam (t)horny
Hellions: when there isnt no goth, u got us
Freaks: this years fetish..gone wrong
Escaped Prisoner: because watching Prison break just isnt the same as living it
Devouring Earth: Cleansing the planet by infecting it. (Hey, it sounded good when we were on all those mushrooms. In fact we still are.)
Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
Wailers: Can you hear me now?
Wailers: Proving sonic sets aren't gimp since 2005.
Knives of Artemis: 'Cause hot girls hating you in real life just wasn't enough.
Malta: 'Forget the guns! It's Taser-time!' or 'The goggles do nothing!'
Longbow: 'When your troops look like this, death holds no fear.'
Knives of Artemis: 'When in doubt: spam caltrops.'
Circle of Thorns: 'Also great for reading in bed!'
Firbolg: 'We hollow out your head.'
Cimeroran Traitors: 'Go on. Tell us this is madness...'
Crey: Join the dark side. We've got stock options.
Malta: Better living through superior firepower.
Sky Raiders: The future is now! Free jetpack with membership.
Outcasts: Because chicks dig bad guys.
Vahzilok: Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Minions of Igneous: Let's rock this joint!
Knives of Artemis: Mind your step.
Freakshow: I'm gonna buy a sports car, then weld it to me!
Seriously, nobody can top that.
5th Column: Who needs a gun when you've got a cheese grater on your face?
5th Column: Reich back at you!
Where to now?
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don'T attempt to read tHis mEssaGe, And believe Me, it is not a codE.
Behemoths: All your gonna do is just farm us anyways.
5th Column: No! We will NOT drop it!
Arachnos: Remember, as long as you kill your boss THEN take his place, it's not illegal.
Spectral Pirates: Arr matey, d'ya happen t' know if there is any good parrot shops 'round here?
The Family: We watch da Godfather every Friday night!
Rikti: Old Meme: All your planets: Are belong to us.
Longbow: Looking for a group that shouts out the obvious any time, every time?
Nemesis: C'mon, we don't plot everything!
Circle of Thorns: Every day, a poor, wrathful, vengful spirit is abandoned because it's original host died. It now has nothing, it cannot survive for very long without a body, please, donate your own body, so that this spirit can have a new home. Sign up now, and we'll send you this free information pack along with pictures of the spirit that is going to be sharing your insides for the next five thousand years.
Freakshow: You aren't a man until you've cut it off and replaced it with metal plates.
Legacy Chain: Everyone loves the helmets.
The Cabal: Whose side were we on again?
Username: @Royal
The Alien Tyrant, 357388: Stop the reign of an evil emperor!
Spawning Chaos, 469020: Form an army of Freaks, win the Freaklympics!
The Restarian Front, 363257: Stop the invasion of an alien fleet from another galaxy!
Consigliere: Because when the guy below you just has a gun, obviously you should have control over gravity itself.
Malta: Oh, were you planning on using that endurance?
Freakshow: No matter how much it iches, don't scratch it!
Vazhilok: Just think of it as an early organ donation. (Actual quote)
Devouring Earth: So, you chose Super Reflexes? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa! ... *snrk* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! !!!!
DE2: Captain Planet!
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Circle of Thorns: Because Circle of Dandelions just didn't get the point across.
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Let's see what I've got...
5th Column: Because if you can't punch a Nazi, it's not a real video game
Skuls: Kill some
Crey: It's not evil if it's not illegal. (Alternate: It's not illegal if you don't get caught)
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36641/My-Little-Exalt
Tuatha de Dannan: please don't confuse us with that one brand of yogurt
Praetorians: "First one to make a crack about goatees gets it."
Hellions: "Even the forces of evil need wannabes."
Hellions & Skulls: "Yeah, the other villains make fun of us. But WE have girlfriends."
Arachnos: "Alright, whose bright idea were helmets without eyeholes?"
Crey: "All your base are belong to us! Literally; we bought a controlling interest."
Hapless Citizen: "Maybe if we had some haps we wouldn't get kidnapped all the time."
Arc #40529 : The Furies of the Earth
Tuatha De Dannon: Real warriors don't need Pants! Or kilts, or underwear!
{Alternately: Making short melee characters uncomfortable since 2006)
CoT (at least the Behemoths): Here's the Beef
Snakes: Badger Badger Badger Badger
Devouring Earth: Mushroom! Mushroom!
Clockwork (because once they lock onto you, you can't shake them): Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you.
Banished Pantheon:
1 - Grrr. Argh!
2 - Dude! Where's my pants? (They've been banished).
Nemesis: This one time...At Band Camp...
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The one time it was a good thing that the parrot was dead (and not just stunned or pining for the fjords.)
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Originally Posted by The Hound
Spectral Pirates: Arr matey, d'ya happen t' know if there is any good parrot shops 'round here?
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Having Vengeance and Fallout slotted for recharge means never having to say you're sorry.
Spetznaz: Someday, we'll be in a SECOND story arc!
Mooks: Fighting against unfair stereotypes since....HEY, WhatChooLookinAt?