Dear COH

Same premise as "Dear Diary".


Be brief and list just 1 thing at a time.

Ready set GO...



Dear COH...


Can you please make the animation for hover a lil less slow and stupid looking..

thanks.

(i edited out something some may have found offensive..sorry!)

Dear COH...

Can you please take some of the kill alls out of Posi, I mean srsly I get it but cmon...

Dear CoH,

Please review some of the accolade requirements, like 10,000,000 damage taken for Born in Battle.

Please address the Merit disparity between sides. Over 200 Merits from doing the Phalanx tasks and a +5% Hit Point increase; while you can speed Villain ones like Silver Mantis, Ice Mistral and such, no one Villain SF will award you close to 70 Merits.

Dear CoH,

Server Stability. It's not just for Breakfast anymore.
Lag. Can we not have it for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner anymore?

Love,
BA

Dear CoH:

I hope Bobby notices my sweater ....

sorry

When you create the new "outer space" zone could you make them a server cooperative where heroes or villains from all servers can come? Sorta like TEST but you log out onto your native server.

And I hope we have pudding for dessert tonight.

Dear CoH:

What part of 'Pirate Masterminds' do you not grok?

Also, Rularuu Shard realms for Villains, each with their own Strike Force.

Plus, more Strike Forces at levels that currently don't have them: 30-35, 40-45, and a few more 25-30ish Strike Forces so Villains can be on par with Heroes in the PvE department.

And we need more Skuls to hunt and kill.

And maybe get stem cells from Scarlett Johansson and clone about 8 million of her. Just asking.

And design a City of Heroes map zone on Yeehaw Junction FL. What, you never been there? It's got the best street intersection anywhere!

Dear CoH,

Two words: butt slider.

BA, the shared server would show letters to your name for your home server. So I would be Peterbilt-CH and the Peterbilt on Virtue (by someone who took my name even though they created their character before I joined) would be Peterbilt-VE (because VY would be Victory.) That way, not only would you team with other servers, you would automatically know where they came from. Of course, that might not work so well for Freedom. (jk) So to make it work, each server would automatically add those last letters to every character but, since it's your home server, they would stay hidden. Only when you traveled to the shared server would those letters show.

Hey, I just make up these things, I'm not in charge of coding.

Dear CoH-

I’d like to see Master Illusionists as street spawn villain side. I need the hammer on my WM brute. Also, please either merge the markets or increase the merit rewards villain side. Preferably both.

Dear COH,

Please remove or severely limit XP and drops from the AE missions. It is fun to play content created by other players. It is not fun to be stuck in PL perma-farmland. (Ask anyone from Kansas.)

p.s. I won't leave you for CO.
p.p.s Witty wins the thread for correctly using "grok" in a sentence.

Dear CoH,

Please give me Radiation Armor/Radiation Melee.

Dear Coh,

Add "time played" to each toons info page. Preferably the time on that particular toon and also time for the overall global account.

Can we say global recipe and salvage storage? Jeesh, that should have been a given.

Hero and villain market definitely need to be combined.

More content please. New zones please.

Actually if you would just allow for me to have a fire/rad debuff toggle blaster I would probably stay forever.

Raise the infamy/influence amount allowed on a toon to double the current 2 billion. With the market as it is in this game that amount is ridiculously too low.

Allow multiple toons from same account to be logged on simutaneously. Make it a vet reward, or a purchaseable pack..or something.

My list is much longer, bbl.

Dear CoH,

Penguin - You have worked off 1,000,000,000 debt. This week.

Sincerely,
All penguins

Dear CoH


There are times when a girl wants the privacy of her own base to change clothes without an audience.. case in point the hamikini party. I was laughed at by the boys in the tailor area and it made me feel self conscious.. i almost cried when this 1 boy told me i had a big butt.


Can we please have a tailor in the base? Please?

Signed,

Big Booty Girl.

Pz bring back base raids.

Dear CoH,

Allow me to remove the bright yellow pom-poms from Hasten. They don't match my toons.

Dear COH

Thanks for being there.

~GP

Dear CoH,

Where is my flying lizard giant monster? I need new boots, baby.

Dear CoH,

I want a Sky Raider Arch-Villain/Giant Monster. A huge ridiculously over-powered flying aircraft carrier (similar to Recluse's flier or the SHIELD Helicarrier, except about 8 million times more bad@$$). I want it to just drop out of the sky at random intervals, and proceed to just blow the crap out of stuff until a bunch of heroes band together to fight it off.

I want a creepy little Arch-Villain called the Re-Animator who goes around the city bringing the giant statues to life, reanimating them for nefarious purposes. The statues should be like GMs times about 100, requiring massive large scale cooperation to take down. Make them difficult, hell, make them insanely difficult, and completely random. It would be fun as hell to fight a gigantic Atlas, or M1, or Galaxy Girl. And when you've stopped a certain amount of them, you gain access to a special task force to go tackle the Re-Animator guy.

Oh, and I'm still waiting for my fez hat costume part dammit.