Dear COH


Aneko

 

Posted

Dear Coh,

I want a Squirrel Tail. A nice long fluffy tail.

Rabid Squirrel


Lead Squirrel at Dr. E Spider robotic site #643

Nothing saids its your spot like an ourob. Portal dropped on the ground.

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackAmaranth View Post
I make a toon on Champion named "Converter". And someone else has a toon on Virtue named "Converter". He/She goes into the Space Zone, then 5 minutes later I come into the Space Zone, the system would have to change my name to allow me to enter a zone with the Virtue Converter already in there. Then you have to change it back when you Zone out. And changing the name of an active character is a sure-fire way to give your database server A.D.D. and Multiple Personality Disorder at the same time.

Or it can just deny me access till the Virtue Converter leaves. And that can lead to ALL SORTS of Greifing opportunities.
What about Converter of Champion and Converter of Virtue. Make the 'of Server' a switch that can be toggled on/off for people who don't want to see the extra info. Or steal from CO and do Coverter (@global). Or something similar.


 

Posted

Dear COH.

Upon the completion of an Ernesto Hess TF, please spawn a giant Mega-Mech attack on Atlas (and destroy the AE building there while it's there). Any random zone would do I suppose.


Phantom Flight / Villainous Llewthorous
@TFury
@T.Fury

 

Posted

Dear CoH,

You know, I constantly hear people joking about the AE building in Atlas. (Not that the jokes are good) But, maybe the Devs SHOULD move the AE Building out of the starting zones. No AE in Mercy or Atlas/Galaxy City. and Put a level minimum on it. Even something as low as 10 or even 6. Just to give the new players a taste of something besides AE Farms.
Make them earn the right to AE even a little bit.

Cordially Yours,
BA


Member - Pingus, & Legendaries
Angry Sysop 50 BRUTE - Angry Woodsman 50 TANK - Angry Florist 21 CONTROLLER
"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*

 

Posted

Dear COH

Can you go back to the old forum style. I dont like this 1 much.


Thanks.


 

Posted

Dear COH,

Please make the boards censor the jack ***** still ******** about the AE and please silence those same people in game when they *****. It also wouldn't hurt to hit the slapnuts who are so full of themselves that they forget we all sucked at one time.

p.s. This is not directed at anyone in particular.

On and Giant penguin and monkey AVs that randomly appear and run around ******* **** up for no apparent reason.


 

Posted

(Meant to be read in the context of the OP, i.e. "writing in a diary"... not quite along the same lines as everyone else, but hopefully mildly amusing nonetheless.)

Dear CoH,

Confession time. I've been two-timing a little bit. You know how it goes, someone new comes along, shows a little interest, and suddenly you can't stop yourself from wondering...

Now, you know P-City and I have never really committed (remember Stormreach? Or that little fling on the Burning Seas? And there'll _always_ be Rivendell...), and it's not exactly her style either (how many times have I been shut out of parties in the Hive... "full", huh?), but through it all, we've been solid and tight for a long, long time. I was there when she first showed up, and I've never been away for very long, even when times were tough. I don't really expect that to ever change.

This new one? It's the usual thing, of course. She's got some definite high points. (Example: you want to talk Acrobatics? Wow.) Nowhere near as much leading me around by the nose... well, less obvious about it, at least. Not as many barriers and boundaries, more flexible. She's got some story behind her already, and more to come, and some pretty cute quirks.

And some not so cute ones... let's not talk about patches, ok? And she _loves_ her little secrets... that's going to go from adorable to annoying _real_ quick. We'll see if that changes if we spend more time together.

However, she's not the same as the tried and true. Never will be, never should be. In a perfect world, the two will learn a little from each other as time goes by... both would be the better for it. But that's for the future to decide.

Anyways, I had to get that off my chest. As always, thanks for understanding... you're the best, CoH.




 

Posted

Dear CoH,

I love you.


 

Posted

Dear COH,

Can we please get more costume textures!
Can we please get more costume textures!
Can we please get more costume textures!

I really can't stressed this enough! Possibly some for issue 16!

Oh and yes, I love you all too


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by WittyLibrarian View Post
Dear CoH:

What part of 'Pirate Masterminds' do you not grok?
Witty,

The likely answer is a mere five words...

Ninja infestation at Paragon HQ

My condolences.

On a (slightly) more serious note... how about a Necromancer option to get ghost pirates instead of lich/etc?




 

Posted

(and now, more along the lines of the rest of the thread...)

Dear CoH,

How about mystical and/or "plant/nature" options in lieu of the Techno-centric paradigm for Blaster Devices?

Examples:
Glowing Runes and/or Exploding Mushrooms for Trip Mines
Mystic Rings and/or Vines animations for Web Grenade
Mystic Floating Stone for Targeting Drone
and so on...




 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by _Cherry_ View Post
Dear CoH


i almost cried when this 1 boy told me i had a big butt.


Signed,

Big Booty Girl.

Should have told him he was standing too close and that your butt doesn't look big at all from ... SKYWAY!


Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity

 

Posted

Dear CoH,

Why can't we be friends?


 

Posted

Quote:
Dear CoH


i almost cried when this 1 boy told me i had a big butt.


Signed,

Big Booty Girl.
Quote:
Should have told him he was standing too close and that your butt doesn't look big at all from ... SKYWAY!
Oh, you got torched Cherry! Are you gonna take that?

Oh, and:

Dear CoH,

Please add more maces, and make one of them a talsorian/vanguard skin mace, just make the spikes tent-able and we'll be fine.


 

Posted

Dear CoH,

Let me be able to make my character look like an actual, real live, tator tot. Well...maybe not LIVE, but you get my point.

That is all.

kthxbai.


"There's no magic formula that's guaranteed to make us produce a universally loved item each and every week, hell some people even poo pooed Street Justice." --Zwillinger

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenDestroyer View Post
Dear CoH,

Let me be able to make my character look like an actual, real live, tator tot. Well...maybe not LIVE, but you get my point.

That is all.

kthxbai.

Only if we get the option to take forks as a costume option also.


Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity

 

Posted

Dear CoH,

How about a resurgence of costume recipes!! Think...

Sombrero
Fez
Chef's Hat
Mortarboard
Crown
Turban


Global: @FuzzyOne
Find me playing these servers: Champion, Justice, Freedom, Virtue and Pinnacle

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by FuzzyOne View Post
Dear CoH,

How about a resurgence of costume recipes!! Think...

Sombrero
Fez
Chef's Hat
Mortarboard
Crown
Turban
Oh, I'm all about the Mexican Revolution!
"¡Tierra y Libertad!"

.. And some tasteful Burlap Ponchos to go with them!


Member - Pingus, & Legendaries
Angry Sysop 50 BRUTE - Angry Woodsman 50 TANK - Angry Florist 21 CONTROLLER
"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackAmaranth View Post
Oh, I'm all about the Mexican Revolution!
"¡Tierra y Libertad!"

.. And some tasteful Burlap Ponchos to go with them!
and no clipping between the ammo and poncho!!


Global @Gender Poison
Imagine your RL Mug on your COH Mug on your Coffee Mug

 

Posted

Dear CoH


Sigh, I hate to be such a bother and all.. but again at the tailor i was confronted with a shoe issue. I, like most girls, LOVE shoes.. and well.. quite honestly, my selection sucks. The high heels make me look like i have cankels, the wedding shoes are the same... and wtf, why are those even in my closet?!? I was wondering if the shoe fairy would raid the carnival peoples closets and drop off some of their shoe options. The yellow chunky heel thigh boots ARE TO DIE FOR.. and i mean that literally, ive tried to go in and take them, and i die.. a lot. I appreciate you letting me have them during halloween but the problem is the hat you make me wear with them... im not a fan of hat head. Oh I was also wondering about getting a stripper pole in the base.. you know, for exercise.. It may help me with my next dilemma..

Yesterday, all the cool kids noticed this PeterBilt person telling me i have a big butt and I dont know what to do. Is this the same like in 3rd grade when a person picks on you, they have a crush on you and dont know how to tell you?

Or do i really have a big butt? *grabs magic 8 ball*

*ask again later*

sigh.


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by _Cherry_ View Post
Dear CoH


Sigh, I hate to be such a bother and all.. but again at the tailor i was confronted with a shoe issue. I, like most girls, LOVE shoes.. and well.. quite honestly, my selection sucks. The high heels make me look like i have cankels, the wedding shoes are the same... and wtf, why are those even in my closet?!? I was wondering if the shoe fairy would raid the carnival peoples closets and drop off some of their shoe options. The yellow chunky heel thigh boots ARE TO DIE FOR.. and i mean that literally, ive tried to go in and take them, and i die.. a lot. I appreciate you letting me have them during halloween but the problem is the hat you make me wear with them... im not a fan of hat head. Oh I was also wondering about getting a stripper pole in the base.. you know, for exercise.. It may help me with my next dilemma..

Yesterday, all the cool kids noticed this PeterBilt person telling me i have a big butt and I dont know what to do. Is this the same like in 3rd grade when a person picks on you, they have a crush on you and dont know how to tell you?

Or do i really have a big butt? *grabs magic 8 ball*

*ask again later*

sigh.

2nd for more shoes.

I said you have a big butt?

No. I'm sure you have a wonderful, shapely, buns-of-steel butt. I was saying you should tell the OTHER GUY to leave you alone and go elsewhere. I think he was just envious of your "bounce a quarter off your [heinie] [hienie] [hynie] oh ... butt" fabulousness.

*shakes Magic8Ball*
*Did I explain myself well enough to make _Cherry_ understand I wasn't trying to insult her?*

*the outlook is doubtful*


Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by FuzzyOne View Post
Dear CoH,

How about a resurgence of costume recipes!! Think...

Sombrero
Fez
Chef's Hat
Mortarboard
Crown
Turban
And talking about costumes...

Dear CoH,

My toons would like pith helmets, sandles without socks, and how about a Native American headdress for my Anishinabe warriors (and those from other tribes as well)?

The girl now playing Hastseoltoi and Memingwa


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Peterbilt View Post
2nd for more shoes.

I said you have a big butt?

No. I'm sure you have a wonderful, shapely, buns-of-steel butt. I was saying you should tell the OTHER GUY to leave you alone and go elsewhere. I think he was just envious of your "bounce a quarter off your [heinie] [hienie] [hynie] oh ... butt" fabulousness.

*shakes Magic8Ball*
*Did I explain myself well enough to make _Cherry_ understand I wasn't trying to insult her?*

*the outlook is doubtful*


O!

Ya, im still sippin on my coffee...

*scrolls back to see who the instigator was*

GATT!!


*shakes magic 8 ball*

.. is gatt trying to get peterbilt and i into a jello wrestling match by instigating a fight..

*Signs point to YES*


 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by _Cherry_ View Post


.. is gatt trying to get peterbilt and i into a jello wrestling match by instigating a fight..

and I so much prefer wrestling in tapioca pudding too.


*whispers something to _Cherry_*

*hides a giant tub of jello behind our backs*


Oh GATT. Could you come over here for a minute?


Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity