Dear COH


Aneko

 

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Dear CoH,
Please nerf all other toons in PvP except mine so I can win a duel.
Also increase Purple Drops. Also I want an IN GAME MAIL system, where i can mail my other toons influence.


No one goes there anymore, it's too crowded...
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Originally Posted by AngieB View Post
Peter you are a very nice and sweet person. It's just that I don't like bothering ppl for that sort of thing. Oh, I'll hop right to it to help someone if they need it.. even a complete stranger. But when it comes to me actually asking... meh.


Angie, it would only be a bother if I didn't want to do it. For the people here, no bother at all, not even if Elf asked.

Now if Witty asked, we'd have to think on it.


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Originally Posted by Infernal_Jester View Post
Or have other players see it when they look at your info.
Yeah that was more so I could see what other peoples time played is. I already know mine....entirely too much for entirely too long. :-)


 

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Dear COH

please put a i12 arena option but with the added i13 epic mastery and patron powers pls but still old pvp system ty


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Dear COH

Plz Give blasters Dominiation and Scourge and Defiance as there self special ( Combine all 3 into 1 new epic one for blasters only !!! ) ty


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HI..


Can you PLEASE do something about the lag during the rwz raids?


 

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Dear CoH,
Can you please kill all MU's, Night Widows, Tac-Ops Commanders and all Paragon Protectors.


Thx in advance.



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Dear CoH,

can you make the pitiful Vault system actually useful? Why would you make it just salvage storage? Still blows my mind that you cant store recipes and enhancements. Isnt that what your personal storage is suppose to be for? In ALL other games, you store your equipment - recipes/enhancements is that equipment in CoH....


 

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Dear COH:

Can I PLZ have my demonic aura nao?!


 

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Originally Posted by PHlRE View Post
Dear CoH,

can you make the pitiful Vault system actually useful? Why would you make it just salvage storage? Still blows my mind that you cant store recipes and enhancements. Isnt that what your personal storage is suppose to be for? In ALL other games, you store your equipment - recipes/enhancements is that equipment in CoH....
Yeah, these dead hookers are really starting to pile up. Why won't you let me put them in the Vault? Ted Kennedy did it? Why can't I?


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Originally Posted by BlackAmaranth View Post
Yeah, these dead hookers are really starting to pile up. Why won't you let me put them in the Vault? Ted Kennedy did it? Why can't I?

lol @ these dead hookers are starting to pile up.


 

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Originally Posted by Celestial_Lad View Post
Dear CoH,

Please fix the bug where it states in the team list that someone is in a mission when they're acutally in a base and vice versa.
Dear CoH,

You've been here when I've left and when I came back and through it all. You've released 16 issues now and yet... You can't seem to find it in yourself to know when a person is on a mission map, or a SG base or in a zone. It doesn't happen all the time, but when it does I swear you must be on drugs.

Also, how many times do you need to break Global channels.

I mean seriously. You've had years to figure these out. I honestly think you've stopped caring

And please an in-game mail system makes sense... or better yet... an Account-Storage system. Guildwars has it. Aion has it. Both are successful NCSoft games (Well we know Aion will be... zomg). Take their advice and learn from them.


 

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Howzabout now? c'mooooooooooon! I did all the stuff! Unbug the bug! I wants my cool blue glowie invincible stuff!!!!


 

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Originally Posted by Fanged_Knight View Post
Dear COH...

Can you please take some of the kill alls out of Posi, I mean srsly I get it but cmon...
they alredy did take 2 full kill all missions out of it a long time ago


and Will you please give the AI some real smarts


 

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Dear CoH,


What ever happened with having in-game voice chat? Did that go bye bye?


 

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Originally Posted by Hellsminion_CoH View Post
Dear CoH,


What ever happened with having in-game voice chat? Did that go bye bye?
Why do in-game voice chat when there are solutions available that would do it so much better anyway? I.e., Ventrilo.


@Celestial Lord and @Celestial Lord Too

 

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Originally Posted by Bud View Post
Dear CoH,
Can you please kill all MU's, Night Widows, Tac-Ops Commanders and all Paragon Protectors.


Thx in advance.
You can add Longbow to this wish. After seeing them from level 8-50 over and over and over...


"I never said thank you." - Lt. Gordon

"And you'll never have to." - the Dark Knight

 

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Dear CoH,

Can you make a time-travel device for me? I just want to go back four years. Re-do high school. College blowmes.

&hearts,
Demon Keeper


 

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Return to the old maintenance schedual.

The new one is ********!


 

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Dear CoH,

Costumes

Step 1: Fix the Code, assign priority to effects or something my hair should not be able to pierce my jacket, I mean sure I use hairspray but damn, and trench coats...boleros work, and C'mon already with the science pack jacket dbl row buttons or single row buttons, i wanna look like Jackie O, not like I have her hidden under my clothes, why the dress inflation?

Step 2: Womens need Shoes, Belts, Bracelets, Necklaces, I mean sure I dont need a purse to fight crime but really? a tasteful choker necklace is too much to ask for? Go somewhere where there are women, look at their shoes, notice how their feet are not shaped like yer freaky foot shape you use, hire someone who has maybe seen a womans foot and fix this

Step 3: ahh so now yer code doesnt suck and we are rid of our alien feet and have some fine accessories, now, ponder the thought that maybe just maybe a girl doesnt "always" want to dress like shes workin the corner, I mean sure what's not to love, but we have day jobs too, maybe we'd like a more feminine/modest look, every now n then. I swear I will still have your eyecandy outfits on all my toons in at least one costume slot

Step 4: Color and Texture, we need more Textures, and when you do make the effing colors for different outfit pieces match, no excuses for why witch doesnt match angelic plus or some such, and why is there so much shading on the bikini bottoms? I mean some colors look like a depilitory cream shoulda been used. its freaky looking

Step 5: Okay so now when you make new pieces make them not suck give us more options maybe I want to wear a bolero sans dead animal on my shoulders...Costume recipes and lots of them, be creative, like Moonfires Belt Sash from doing a Moonfire TF, who wouldnt want a belt sash?

Step 6: Okay so now all of our toons are smokin Hawt, can we pretty plz have a little power proliferation for epic/pool/temp powers? I mean at least make the visuals on/off, i want ppl to see my awesome gloves Not Hasten, I want to show off my sexy feet not SS, you get the Idea, make it happen.

You have til Christmas, put a big bow on it, and I will be yours forever (No Ring Required)
Hugs N' *** Kickins
-Saiko Yuki Onna


 

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Originally Posted by Saiko_Yuki View Post
Dear CoH,

Costumes

Step 1: Fix the Code, assign priority to effects or something my hair should not be able to pierce my jacket, I mean sure I use hairspray but damn, and trench coats...boleros work, and C'mon already with the science pack jacket dbl row buttons or single row buttons, i wanna look like Jackie O, not like I have her hidden under my clothes, why the dress inflation?

Step 2: Womens need Shoes, Belts, Bracelets, Necklaces, I mean sure I dont need a purse to fight crime but really? a tasteful choker necklace is too much to ask for? Go somewhere where there are women, look at their shoes, notice how their feet are not shaped like yer freaky foot shape you use, hire someone who has maybe seen a womans foot and fix this

Step 3: ahh so now yer code doesnt suck and we are rid of our alien feet and have some fine accessories, now, ponder the thought that maybe just maybe a girl doesnt "always" want to dress like shes workin the corner, I mean sure what's not to love, but we have day jobs too, maybe we'd like a more feminine/modest look, every now n then. I swear I will still have your eyecandy outfits on all my toons in at least one costume slot

Step 4: Color and Texture, we need more Textures, and when you do make the effing colors for different outfit pieces match, no excuses for why witch doesnt match angelic plus or some such, and why is there so much shading on the bikini bottoms? I mean some colors look like a depilitory cream shoulda been used. its freaky looking

Step 5: Okay so now when you make new pieces make them not suck give us more options maybe I want to wear a bolero sans dead animal on my shoulders...Costume recipes and lots of them, be creative, like Moonfires Belt Sash from doing a Moonfire TF, who wouldnt want a belt sash?

Step 6: Okay so now all of our toons are smokin Hawt, can we pretty plz have a little power proliferation for epic/pool/temp powers? I mean at least make the visuals on/off, i want ppl to see my awesome gloves Not Hasten, I want to show off my sexy feet not SS, you get the Idea, make it happen.

You have til Christmas, put a big bow on it, and I will be yours forever (No Ring Required)
Hugs N' *** Kickins
-Saiko Yuki Onna

Yes, YEs, YES!

Now! How long have we been asking for this. (I hate my club feet!)


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P.S...
Step 4.5 Makeup, seriously that the best you got? Again hire ppl that have seen women, or at least have big screen TV's and make them watch shows that have women. the makeup options suck


 

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Dear CoH,

Backpacks and other costume pieces worn on the back...
Seriously... not every hero/villain wants wings or a cape...

How about Spine spikes, Rockets, Oxygen tanks, Fins, Midgets, Shells, Sword Scabbards, Etc...

you know... the basics...


 

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Kheldian/Nictus-themed stuff: Quantum Array rifle and Mask from the Void Hunters, Kheldian sash, Nictus cyst sword and shield (the current Nictus sword isn't the greatest, in my eyes, with just the aura. They should make it crystalline with the dark purple aura), etc. In addition, fix the Peacebringer and Warshade powers to be able to be customized.

Accolade and costume piece for huntin' all the GMs in the game: pith helmet and accompanyin' badge and power.


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My Imps should be able to fling flaming poop. Thanks. Lub Yas.


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