GR Will Kill Everything Except Wolf Spiders


Adeon Hawkwood

 

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Why do you want a Defender when you can have a Corruptor?

Why do you want a Corruptor when you can have a Defender?

Thus, nobody will play Defenders or Corruptors anymore because each one is better than the other.

And why do you want a Blaster when you can have a Corruptor? Thus, everyone will stop playing Blasters as well.

Then everyone will stop playing Tankers because you have Brutes, then everyone will stop playing Brutes because you have Scrappers, then everyone will stop playing Scrappers because you have Stalkers, and everyone will stop playing Stalkers because you have Widows.

Everyone will stop playing Dominators because you have Controllers, and everyone will stop playing Controllers because you have Masterminds, and everyone will stop playing Masterminds because you have Wolf Spiders.

Everyone will stop playing Kheldians because you have Soldiers of Arachnos.

Finally, everyone will stop playing Widows because you have Wolf Spiders.

My logic is undeniable.


 

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It's also all a nemesis plot.


 

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*overheard in Paragon*

"Gee, there's an awful lot of Arachnos Wolf Spiders just running around saving kittens out of trees these days, maybe those spider people aren't so bad after all!"

5 years later, Recluse's Victory!


Current Published Arcs
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#3 "Stop Calling Me"

 

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Originally Posted by DLancer View Post
*overheard in Paragon*

"Gee, there's an awful lot of Arachnos Wolf Spiders just running around saving kittens out of trees these days, maybe those spider people aren't so bad after all!"

5 years later, Recluse's Victory!
It's an arachnos plot!


 

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Not bad, Backfire. But everyone knows that the only toons that will be made are Dark/Dark Defenders for their epic AV soloing goodness.


...Is that recent enough to allude to still?


 

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People will still roll WM/EA Brutes to be strong and pretty, so GR won't be that bad.


 

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Originally Posted by Demon_Keeper View Post
Not bad, Backfire. But everyone knows that the only toons that will be made are Dark/Dark Defenders for their epic AV soloing goodness.


...Is that recent enough to allude to still?
Rad/Sonic Defenders are overkill for AV soloing.


 

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Pff we will all roll ar/dev blasters with flurry, jump kick and brawl as attack chains!!!


 

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Originally Posted by _Seph View Post
Pff we will all roll ar/dev blasters with flurry, jump kick and brawl as attack chains!!!
Not all of us are going to be PvPing with our AR/Dev Blasters...


Favorite Hero: Computer (Empathy/Energy Blast Defender)

Favorite Villain: Gimp Computer (Fire Control/Psionic Assault Dominator)

 

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Actually, Dominator matches Blaster more than Controller. I don't see a point in playing Blaster anymore!


What's left is to normalize all Assassin Strikes and improve Stalker's old sets (Claw, MA and EM)! You don't need to bring back the missing PbAoE attack. You just need to make the existing ones better! For example, make Slice a WIDER and LONGER cone.

 

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Originally Posted by Prof_Backfire View Post
Why do you want a Defender when you can have a Corruptor?

Why do you want a Corruptor when you can have a Defender?

Thus, nobody will play Defenders or Corruptors anymore because each one is better than the other.

And why do you want a Blaster when you can have a Corruptor? Thus, everyone will stop playing Blasters as well.

Then everyone will stop playing Tankers because you have Brutes, then everyone will stop playing Brutes because you have Scrappers, then everyone will stop playing Scrappers because you have Stalkers, and everyone will stop playing Stalkers because you have Widows.

Everyone will stop playing Dominators because you have Controllers, and everyone will stop playing Controllers because you have Masterminds, and everyone will stop playing Masterminds because you have Wolf Spiders.

Everyone will stop playing Kheldians because you have Soldiers of Arachnos.

Finally, everyone will stop playing Widows because you have Wolf Spiders.

My logic is undeniable.
This is true.


 

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That's right, this'll be City of Wolf Spiders (or COWS for short)


 

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Mooooo


http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36641/My-Little-Exalt

 

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COWS~~

I sure hope this isnt the case, I am really wondering how they Devs will deal with the APP/EPP, a small deep dark part of me wants to get Mind Control/Psionic Assault/Psionic Mastery all colored green fighting on blueside!!


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Woot Im not the only one that knows its all a Nemesis Plot!!!!!


 

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Great, now I'm having flashbacks to Diablo 2


 

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...so temped to make cow costume for my Wolf Spider now.


 

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...and even the Wolf Spiders can be killed with a good shot of bug-spray!

seriously, I can't wait to build a traps/AR defender

Shield Generator and Acid Mortar FTW!!!!!!11!!eleventyleven!!


There is no such thing as an "innocent bystander"

 

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Originally Posted by dlancer View Post
*overheard in paragon*

"gee, there's an awful lot of arachnos wolf spiders just running around saving kittens out of trees these days, maybe those spider people aren't so bad after all!"

5 years later, recluse's victory!
brilliant!!!!


Oh yeah, that was the time that girl got her whatchamacallit stuck in that guys dooblickitz and then what his name did that thing with the lizards and it cleared right up.

screw your joke, i want "FREEM"

 

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then everyone will stop playing Scrappers because you have Stalkers
I think I found a flaw in your logic!


 

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Originally Posted by MrLiberty View Post
I think I found a flaw in your logic!
My logic is undeniable.

My logic is undeniable.

My logic is undeniable.

My magic is undermineable.


 

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So much for your Bovine Revolution!!



... or is Human truly the Other Other White Meat?


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