Attn: SteelClaw: can you help this "gal" out?

Steelclaw I thought you'd be the perfect "go-to" guy for a request for help in the Rude Tells thread here's the post.

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OMG! I can't wait to hear his response!!! (BTW, I am a girl in RL) I love Steelclaw lists!

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iz ok. I just rechecked the "rude tells" thread and, so far, my fav is "Holy crap, it can talk?!" I just laughed sooo hard at that. I hope Steelclaw has some that are even better!

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Okay.. First off I'll respond here rather than in the other thread.. since this is the one that got my attention and I'm too lazy to double post... er... I mean... I don't want to violate forum rules by double posting...

Ahem...

Anyway..

Situation: Inappropriate Greetings
Request: Possible Come backs and/or responses
Steelclaw: Speaking like Rikti

Hmmm... Well.. if I were caught in this situation I would normally just role play it according to my individual character.. since my Psychic Dominator would respond completely differently than my Fire Blaster... but since I am not sure of your power sets, I'll give you some general come backs...

* You know they recently came out with a report that Neanderthals may have all been killed by ****-sapiens... looks like they missed a few huh?

* Listen, just because your mother giggles when you talk to her like that doesn't mean all women do...

* Boy, you must be a risk taker considering I could be a Dev playing the game, huh?

* Excuse me, but what's your global name there big boy? No, I'm not going to add you to my friends list... I just wanted to know for the petition.

* Must be awfully hard to play this game one handed. (think about it)

* Let me guess... in your opinion the REAL F-word is feminism, right?

* Listen pal, equal rights doesn't mean you alternate hands.

* Wow... really... on behalf of the women of the world we'd like to thank you for keeping your primitive attitudes here and never leaving your parent's basement to spread them out in the real world.

* Drink it up Gamer-Boy... 'cause this is likely the closest you'll ever get to a woman this sexy.

* I really can't wait for the Kick To The Groin emote...

* People like you make me wish Ouroboros was real... I would SO provide your parents with a life-time supply of profolactics.

* BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP ... Sorry.... BEEP BEEP BEEP... I can't hear you.... BEEP BEEP BEEP... over my virgin detector...

* There once was a player most dense... Who found amusement at other's expense... He made comments obscene... In a game rated Teen... Until petitions they made him past-tense.

* Sexy? Wow! Gee thanks... That is SUCH an original come on... Can I write that one down? The next time I try to pick up a girl I may try that myself.

* No... Nope... not feeling anything... not even a tingle.. wait.. WAIT! No.. sorry... my mistake... just gas.

* Bobby is that you? I TOLD you it's not your baby! You just need to accept it and get over it! You better not let Jake hear you're still bothering me... You know how his temper is...

* Looking over your powers I see you don't have Stamina yet... I'm not interested in a guy who doesn't have Stamina...

* Yes... Yes I am sexy... in fact.. you can SEE how sexy I am stud... just go to MyPage.. enter in the name Sue in the search engine.. if you can guess which one is me I'll give you the URL to my web-cam site... don't worry... I'll wait

* Right back at ya stud... In fact.. we could RP a scene if you wanted.. of course.. there's a reason I bought the Science Booster... I hope you like switch hitting...

* I'm a digital representation of a female... there is nothing real about this image in front of you... I don't even want to know what you did with your sister's Barbie collection when you were younger.

* Nice come on... I'm guessing... hmmm... 10... 12 years old?

* Looks like Darwin missed one.

* Awwww... did your blow-up doll spring a leak again?

* Ssshhh!! Your right hand will get jealous!

* Chauvanistic Behavior... so easy even a caveman can do it.

* Let me guess... you take screen shots of costume contests for ... "after game time" purposes don't you?

* Seriously.. this is a cry for help... I can tell... try a real girl.. they're not that dangerous... the worst you can expect is a little taser burn.. and that's a small price to pay to avoid embarassing yourself like this..

* Oh WOW! I am SO glad to meet you! I've always wanted to meet the person who wrote the lines for Desperate Guy in Pocket D!

* brb... laghuing too hrd to type...

* Okay.. I need help with this... do I... laugh really hard, insult your lack of maturity then petition you.... Petition you, laugh really hard then insult your lack of maturity or Insult your lack of maturity, petition you then laugh really hard...?

* You were fooled every time Bugs Bunny dressed up in drag... weren't you?

There... there's a few for you to at least get started with...

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My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

Those are all just pure gold.
I love the variety, could use any depending on mood.

Open Notepad
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Leave Notepad open in background

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The BIG consolidated LIST for BASE LUV
YUMMY Low-Hanging Fruit for BASE LUV

Steelclaw, when was the last time someone informed you you're Completely Frakkin' Awesome?

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ROFLMAO

I love them they are great. Keep up the good fight Steelclaw.

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*bows in humble respect*

Yet again, you have affirmed why you are my god.

Michelle
aka
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Apparently the moderators of this forum feel that homogenized milk is too high in fat, and not wishing to perpetuate the overweight gamer stereotype they have censored it, in the hopes that we will seek out healthier alternatives.

Or, swear filter is silly.

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If I was that person, here is the one that will have the person back off and possibly quit the team:

"Hey Sexy"

Respond with "Ever cybered with a gay guy before?"

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Pure Gold!

I fell out of my chair by the time I got to the limerick.

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My hat is off to you, Mister Claw.

Huzzah.

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There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"

I've seen a few used over the years...

* Thanks! I'm a 46-year-old obese man in real life, but I take what I can get.

* You're paying $15/mo to talk like that? A fool and his money may soon be parted, but they sadly seem to have an awful lot of money to part with.

* This is the Internet Crimes Division of the FBI. Your account has been traced and officers will arrive at your premesis within minutes. You will be arrested and charged with soliciting minors online.

* lol no u!!! ... Seriously, shut up. It's not cute.

* Do you say that to everyone you meet? Tell me, are you in prison?

* I lost half my face to a bacterial infection, but it's good to know people still think you look good!

* If you talk that way to pixels, what will you do when you meet an actual person?

* And I don't even have the Chest slider maxed! Although I think you broke the Dumb slider with that one.

* Yo hittin' on my girl, dawg? Might not want to do that while I'm sittin' here next to her.

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Steelclaw.. You know these boards have reached a new level with you here. I must now go spread some rep aroung since I'm not allowed to give you more just yet.


//Jack

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The Kickers base.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
-Groucho Marx

pure gold SteelClaw!!! I'm still laughing at some of them

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My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

Steel, that was great. Really. I'm gonna copy them down too. I don't have witty one liners like that. I just start up a conversation that ends with "You do realize the character doesn't check gender or anything..."

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Great responses SteelClaw.

Lucretia, one thing:

Even if you did put your characters in sexy clothes, that does not excuse that kind of behavior.

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So love those Steelclaw
Up till now this has been my normal reply to such things:

"Thanks, if you think my toon is sexy then then you gotta check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EljRVE2FPPY
I change the video I send them too every so often, but this is a good example.
*note* Its not sick or twisted, just more like "wtf?"

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Sometimes you get the bear; sometimes he get you, rips your head off, sucks out your eyes, pulls out your spleen, humps your leg and pees in your boots

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No DOOM today, DOOM tomorrow. There's always a DOOM tomorrow.
Global: @Kiriko-chan Test: Myskatz Kittens Beta Test: @Plantrezz
Arcs: 5318 ROUS (just a little beat 'em up)
8500 One more time down the Yellow Brick Road.
244321 One more time down the Yellow Brick Road v2

Thank You!!!! I'm definetly gonna keep that in an open word file while playing. The limerick was my favorite, since I used to be really good at them (no, seriously, I could take 3 rhyming words and make a limerick out of them. I can't do that anymore, though, and I never did obscene ones, but it was one of the few ways I had to drive my younger bro crazy).

Bunny, that video was...different.... wow...

Steelclaw, do you mind if I repost that in the "rude tells" forum (as soon as I figure out how to)?

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There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"

Ooooh! I've got some responses! I even thought of them myself!

"Wow, it's nice to know that I can go a year without shaving and still be considered hot."

"You do realize that I'm not entirely female, right?"

Oh, lies, sweet lies. I laughed at the last one, even though I thought of it (mostly cuz of the word "entirely").

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