Virtue: Pocket D Drinking Game

HM, okay lets do a tally for my toons...

Adjutant agilo: one shot, Austain flame: one shot, Gila: Two shots, Brimmy darkpaw: two shots...

Yeah, i'll just...call a cab ahead of time.

Going down the list. . .

Every time you see a vampire, werewolf, sorceress or magician, take a drink.
Total: No drinks.

Every time you see a catgirl, take a drink.
Total: One drink.

Every time you see a fox character, take a drink.
Total: No drinks.

Every time you see a dog character (non werewolf), take two drinks.
Total: No drinks

Every time you see a dragon, take a drink.
Total: No drinks

Every time you see a lizard character (non-draconic), take a drink.
Total: No drinks

Every time you see a demon, angel, half-demon, half-angel, or winged character, take a drink.
Total: Two Drinks

Every time you see a character under 5 feet who isn't a child, take a drink.
Total: No drinks

Every time you see a child character, take two drinks (ankle biters!)
Total: Eight Drinks (Gak!)

Every time you see a girl in booty shorts, take a drink.
Total: One drink.

Every time you see a BOY in booty shorts, take three (you probably need it)
Total: Three drinks

Every time you see skin-colored tights, eden pasties, or fishnet shirts, take a drink.
Total: Two Drinks ( One's a guy, though! Does that count?)

Every time you see a black trenchcoat, take a drink.
Total: No Drinks

Every time you see a character with pure white or pure black skintones, take a drink.
Total: One drink

Drinks had: Eighteen Drinks

Averages out to a single drink per alt.

I just want you to know I thought of a variation of this game in my head that included names, places, and specific activities.

It was glorious.

*blinks*


I'm way behind on this list. Hell, I think I only have 2 characters that even show up on it....


Better get to work.

Don't forget the following!

• When you see a Mature Roleplayer who isn't mature at all(for example, the character tries to rip someone's arms out of their sockets on sight), drink a shot.
• DON'T drink if you see a character that is a trademark violation or simply a Mary-Sue. However, if you see someone that is BOTH, drink two shots.
• Whenever you see a male character that emits pheremones but STILL can't score, have a good chuckle and drink a shot.
• If you see a scantily-clad female character with a suggestive bio in their Description accompanied by the claim they are NOT an ERP character, drink a shot.
• Any time you see someone get a drink WITHOUT complaining about the bartender dancing all the time or relying on a player RPing a 'real bartender', drink a shot.

Drink a shot every time you get knocked out/off/through your chosen seating device.

Drink a shot for every cat-girl is asking too much, drink when you see a cat-girl crouching.

Drink every time you see a failed walllean.

Drink two shots every time you see someone getting /e frusted from behind. Do not drink if the fruster is a blue shark man in yellow trunks.

Drink four shots for ERP in local.

"Every time you see a dog character (non werewolf), take two drinks."

;evilplan

Ok, let's see what happens if I go down my alt list..

Every time you see a vampire, werewolf, sorceress or magician, take a drink.
Total: Just rolled up Lita, she's a sorceress of sorts. So is her sister Luna. Two so far.

Every time you see a catgirl, take a drink.
Total: One token catgirl, doesn't see daylight much. one

Every time you see a fox character, take a drink.
Total: No foxes-0

Every time you see a dog character (non werewolf), take two drinks.
Total: no dogs, or bothans for that matter...0

Every time you see a dragon, take a drink.
Total: No drinks

Every time you see a lizard character (non-draconic), take a drink.
Total: No drinks

Every time you see a demon, angel, half-demon, half-angel, or winged character, take a drink.
Total: Ok, my mad scientist has wings. That's one.

Every time you see a character under 5 feet who isn't a child, take a drink.
Total: Again my mad scientist. One.

Every time you see a child character, take two drinks (ankle biters!)
Total: Two. (Luna, my official magical girl)

Every time you see a girl in booty shorts, take a drink.
Total: None, but maybe I should put them on Ryou?

Every time you see a BOY in booty shorts, take three (you probably need it)
Total: My one male toon won't have any of that.

Every time you see skin-colored tights, eden pasties, or fishnet shirts, take a drink.
Total:One, looking at Ryou currently.

Every time you see a black trenchcoat, take a drink.
Total: none

Every time you see a character with pure white or pure black skintones, take a drink.
Total: none

Final damage...Seven drinks. meh, tame.

/e takes laptop to the hospital where he works, goes to Pocket D, and gets one of the RNs in the ER to hook him up to an ETOH I.V.

stupid question again cause i'm curious, ETOH?

Hey! I just turned 21 today... Totally one of my many stupid 'Hey I can drink now!' things I'm gunna do.

I think I'm failing. My main villain doesn't prompt any drinks, and since you left off bunnies, neither does my main hero.

Now alts are another matter.

Back in the day we used to run around the D and rap character bio's into ventrillo. Sarge would usually beat box for us. Good times.

Mariel Martog - sorceress, winged (only 1 costume), black trenchcoat (1 costume)
Tiburon - free and clear, sofar
Irken - under 5 feet who isn't a child
Evil Irken - under 5 feet who isn't a child
Malkavian Who - vampire
Bhump - catgirl,black trenchcoat (1 costume)
V0ltaire - demon, winged

wow I'm not as drunk as I thought.
good thing Ninja, Elf, Pirate, Anime rip off, D&D based, numbers in Name, based on other games,
Where not in the list.