Signs of a Rough European-American Forums Merger


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* The Swedes insist that all Robots from Robotics Masterminds have the option of an IKEA custmomization insignia.

Yes... when villain superplana of world domination is foiled by the missing hex key...


 

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* The Swedes start demanding a copyright fee for every version of Thor or the other Norse gods running around Paragon.

* When fighting breaks out between the other Forumites the Swedes take a strict stance of neutrality and refuse to comment.
And that would be bad why?


 

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• The Swiss take one look at the Clockwork, sniff and mutter “amateurs.”
Superb!

Lookout for the "Tag Heuer Clockwork King" - coming soon....


 

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Aahh..

*sits back and waits while WW3 is starting to evolve*

Now.. where was my plan to take over the world?


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*sits back and waits while WW3 is starting to evolve*
What, are the Germans bored again?


 

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You forgot the bit about Americans having a lot of suspicions confirmed when they see that the largest thread in the Euro Lounge is about finding and joining gay supergroups


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* The Swedes start demanding a copyright fee for every version of Thor or the other Norse gods running around Paragon.

* When fighting breaks out between the other Forumites the Swedes take a strict stance of neutrality and refuse to comment.

* The Swedes insist that any prize awarded in Forum contests be named "Nobel"

(added after a nifty idea offered by Basilisk)

* The Swedes insist that all Robots from Robotics Masterminds have the option of an IKEA custmomization insignia.
You know us way too well to not being of norse blood yourself.

//Jack


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No, but all sodas are Coke.
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Pepsi!!!
Dr Pepper! It's the nectar of the gods!


(Admittedly, despite the only soda being Dr Pepper, all sodas are still called coke)


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*choke* If you value your life, don't EVER tell a French man that his flag is red, white and blue!

It's blue, white and red!
Why? What are they going to do? Surrender to us?


 

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Why? What are they going to do? Surrender to us?
They might breathe on you!


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They might breathe on you!
OK now...that is just rude...scary and rude, but mainly rude. Wait, the French? Rude? Naaaaaa...


 

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*choke* If you value your life, don't EVER tell a French man that his flag is red, white and blue!

It's blue, white and red!

The Frog's don't like that eh?

Files for future use.


 

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And some Americans are unable to distinguish between Britain and England.

I suppose you call all cars Fords as well?
No...Ford = Fix or Repair Daily...or Found on Road Dead.....or F'd Over Rebuilt Dodge Just to name a few.........

And that thing that covers the engine is called a "Hood" not a Bonnet, which is something you wear on your head. The place where you stash stuff, dead bodies, children, groceries is called the "Trunk" not the Boot which is again something your wear on your feet this time. We also drive on the correct side of the street and from the left side nanner nanner!


 

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Signs of a Rough European-American Forums Merge?

This thread apparently...





Oops.


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Signs of a Rough European-American Forums Merge?

This thread apparently...





Oops.
Actually, I thought it was going quite well. We seem to have found some common ground...

The French...


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Actually, I thought it was going quite well. We seem to have found some common ground...

The French...
And I was the one to start it!

Yes yes, go ahead. Scroll back up and look. You'll find me there.

I can't stand the French, don't get my started, we'll be here all day.

Oh to hell with it, I'll get started myself.

The French have incredible engineers. Truly, the rear-view mechanism in their tanks is impeccable. How else would they see the battle?


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You cannot master Monty Python unless you have quoted it in the original Klingon

PS All Aussies will be going home to sulk soon but will be back with a vengeans in January 2011
Nah, we're still hanging around to make fun of the Poms.

As long as nobody mentions the cricket we'll be fine though.


 

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Dr Pepper! It's the nectar of the gods!


(Admittedly, despite the only soda being Dr Pepper, all sodas are still called coke)
What is this "soda" business? Do you mean "pop"? In that case, I submit for your edification, not only the gob-reddening Tizer, but also the very mighty Vimto!


 

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...Britain and France's flags are also red/white/blue
And let's not forget the red-white-and-blue of the Dutch flag, while we're at it. Or Australia. New Zealand. Cuba. Russia. Norway. Luxembourg. Slovenia. Paraguay. Costa Rica. North Korea. Iceland. Cambodia. Slovakia. Panama. The Czech Republic. Laos. Serbia. The Dominican Republic. And the Faröes.

What?

I was bored...


 

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The French have incredible engineers. Truly, the rear-view mechanism in their tanks is impeccable. How else would they see the battle?
May i say something wrong but the Leclerc tank isn't a french conception?


 

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Leclerc tank

You can buy tanks at the supermarket?


 

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You can buy tanks at the supermarket?
Did you hear about the (insert Country you don't like here) Army? They just bought 10,000 septic tanks... and as soon as they learn how to drive them they're invading (insert neighboring country here)!


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You know us way too well to not being of norse blood yourself.

//Jack
Greetings from across your western border, neighbour!

[Edit]: Incidentally, since we're ragging on the French, I think I should point out that the second quote in my sig is actually from a French general.


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What is this "soda" business? Do you mean "pop"? In that case, I submit for your edification, not only the gob-reddening Tizer, but also the very mighty Vimto!
gis a can ae ginger!


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English : stop being jealous of us because you live in a small country rainy OK? You look ... embittered.

Americans : we lost a war against Germany. In recent years you have lost against Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan. You should not laugh imo.