How many CoX players does it take to change ...


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How many CoX players does it take to change ... A lightbulb ?

Cue another one of those threads you will either love or hate.

My answer is :

52!

9 to argue over what difficulty setting the lightbulb changing should be set on
4 to say that they need a full team in order to get more XP from changing the lightbulb
7 to complain that lightbulb changing was much easier pre-ED
2 to rush the lightbulb and faceplant
7 to ask if they can farm the lightbulb changing mission
9 to say that they allready have the lightbulb changing badge, so aren't interested in changing it again.
2 to offer to "ghost" the lightbulb changing
3 to moan that the illusion troller is confusing the lightbulb, thus "robbing" the team of XP
5 to brag that they can solo the lightbulb mission with their alt on Invincible
3 to go afk just before the lightbulb is changed, yet mysteriously re-appear post-changing
and finally ... 1 to click on the lightbulb glowy, and get yelled at by the farmers.

Any other suggestions ?

Fahie


 

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3 to demand that the lightbulb changing be reset whenever someone new joins the team.
4 to demand that the lightbulb changing be reset whenever someone new joins the team.
5 to demand that the lightbulb changing be reset whenever someone new joins the team.
6 to demand that the lightbulb changing be reset whenever someone new joins the team.
7 to demand that the lightbulb changing be reset whenever someone new joins the team...


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3 to demand that the lightbulb changing be reset whenever someone new joins the team.
4 to demand that the lightbulb changing be reset whenever someone new joins the team.
5 to demand that the lightbulb changing be reset whenever someone new joins the team.
6 to demand that the lightbulb changing be reset whenever someone new joins the team.
7 to demand that the lightbulb changing be reset whenever someone new joins the team...

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Love it .. and so true

Fahie


 

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You missed out all the ones that would brag about soloing the light bulb before...43.


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I taunt the lightbulb and faceplant because I'm a blaster



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Just one full team should do...

7 to stand around discussing strategy
1 to just run in and do it


 

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2 to say that the light bulb is too easy and should be buffed
3 to say that the light bulb is too hard and should be nerfed.
7 to say that you musn't click the light bulb box glowie because it makes changing the light bulb harder
4 to say that their mate reckons leaving the new lightbulb in the box decreases the lightbulbs regen.


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1 'veteran' to say he has done the light bulb mission a gazillion times so everyone should follow his orders in the team. Which then disbands and forms up a separate team without the 'veteran' and changes the light bulb with no hassle and lots of fun.


 

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No matter how many or how few players change the lightbulb it'll only need changing again. It's all a plot to force us into accepting steam-powered lightbulbs.


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No matter how many or how few players change the lightbulb it'll only need changing again. It's all a Nemisis plot.

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Fixed that for you


 

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None, the new Crey Industries lightbulb changes itself.
It also does the laundry, cooks dinner, beams subliminal crey propaganda messages into your brain and reads your email on the sly.


 

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What lightbulb? There used to be one but then there was stalkers.


 

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Pffft Lightbulbs.PvE nubs.


 

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I hate the new I14 Lightbulbs.

I want to go back to the pre-I9 versions. They were much better!!



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i13 Lightbulbs kicked PvPers in the fork so hard, they're still crying now.


 

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Pffft. Since Castle nerfed Lightbulbs so they won't benefit from +recharge they're now unless and only n00bs bother with them.

Candles FTW (the extra fire damage is far superior)


 

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LED Flashlights are better. They have a -ToHit cone effect and do smashing damage in melee.


 

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I think I just got a few MA ideas!


 

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The lightbulb doesn't need changing. Dark/Dark is a perfectly valid powerset.

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Who needs lightbulbs? We have Inv tankers.


 

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2 to rush the lightbulb and faceplant

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LOL- massive PBAOE shining light nuke

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3 to moan that the illusion troller is confusing the lightbulb, thus "robbing" the team of XP

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- yer we all hate it when a light bulb thinks its a door handle

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1 to click on the lightbulb glowy, and get yelled at by the farmers.

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theres always another bulbtistic mish


 

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I hate the new I14 Lightbulbs.

I want to go back to the pre-I9 versions. They were much better!!

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But aren't all lightbulbs subject to diminishing returns anyway?


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3 to moan that the illusion troller is confusing the lightbulb, thus "robbing" the team of XP

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- yer we all hate it when a light bulb thinks its a door handle

[/ QUOTE ]Nice comment Dr.

If the lightbulb was a GM then it would be amazing to get 2 reward merits for.... smashing a lightbulb.

the correct answer is... 1 person, so long as their hand can be surgically removed from the mouse (that has become perma connected) and prised out of their chair.


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You don't need to change it: just get a squid on your team, as many hands make light work.