Ask A Ben


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What did you think of Double XP?


 

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Superman Returns Vs Batman Begins

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In a mud wrestling contest.

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Wearing waterwings.

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Both being played by Sylvester Stallone, with the late Burgess Meredith (Penguin) as Ref.

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Nothing's ever simple around here, is it?


"Idealism is such a wonderful thing. All you really need is someone rational to put it to proper use." - Kerr Avon

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1. With scrappers being more long-lasting damage dealers, and corruptors bringing buffs to their teams for villains- what point do blasters have now on teams or for that matter in CoX?

2. Do you want to?

3. Cake or death?

4. Any hero or heroine as your servant, who'd it be?

5. What is the exact kitten death toll due to I7 queries?

6. Why did they have to kill poor innocent kittens, what did they do to deserve such fates?

7. How is it possible to have a civil war ?

Thanks!
Chiefette


 

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Oh!, I got a COH related one FG.

Where did the funds that the Paragon Police Department needed go before Issue 7 arrived? Back when the cops were just minor Villain fodder...


 

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1. With scrappers being more long-lasting damage dealers, and corruptors bringing buffs to their teams for villains- what point do blasters have now on teams or for that matter in CoX?

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They keep Empaths/Tanks/Rezzers busy


 

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Hey Benjamin.

Heres my questions for Ask a Ben

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts. .. Why?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend £2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

What substance is hijklmno?


Union-

HEROES

Shiver . Ice/Empath Controller


VILLAINS

Necromozone . Necro/Dark Miasma Mastermind

Tils - Bane Spider

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Here's a few;

1. If Magnus Magnusson and a drunken member of the Wu Tang Crew were both arrested on a drug's charge, convicted, and locked into two seperate cells with identical men called Bubba...
would they still be able to watch Mastermind?

2; If so, why? If not, why not?

3; And more importantly, would Bubba join them?

4; and, should Bubba turn up on Mastermind seven years later after Magnus Magnusson got out of jail and was given his job back, would Magnusson have 'Nam veteran flashbacks?

5; Finally, would anyone care?


 

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Hey, Ben, can you multiply all the history of blaster debt by a million?

Thanks!


 

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4.) What on earth is actually going on in 'Lost'?

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4.) What on earth is actually going on in 'Lost'?

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Oh, shush you.

EDIT: And yes, for today only, or longer if it causes humourous results, I'm sticking with my full name on the forum.


 

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EDIT: And yes, for today only, or longer if it causes humourous results, I'm sticking with my full name on the forum.

[/ QUOTE ]Ooo, this could get interesting....I was already wondering why I saw myself as last replier to thread I hadn't replied to


 

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I am so freakin confused...


 

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For added confusion, see my new avatar


 

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Why dose statesman hate Assualt rife.


 

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Gahhhhhh!


"Idealism is such a wonderful thing. All you really need is someone rational to put it to proper use." - Kerr Avon

Myopic Aardvark on Twitter

 

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Gahhhhhh!

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I'm gahhhhing too, as he's made me use up my bandwidth for that site. 10GB a month that has!


 

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Gahhhhhh!

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I'm gahhhhing too, as he's made me use up my bandwidth for that site. 10GB a month that has!

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I'm changing my name back too, as otherwise it doesn't match up with my Tip of The Day


 

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As fun as this all is, guys, I have to sort through these pages for viable questions, and I don't really want to miss someone's question because it's buried in with forum spamming.

Could you stop, please?


 

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why did the chicken cross the road?


 

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Who would win in a fight to the death, a cow or a sheep?


 

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Here is a little easy one for you:
What is the correct answer to "Do this make me look fat?"

And what is the worst answer?


 

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Who would win in a fight between yourself and your self conscience?

If you could the voice of any hero or villain in CoX, who would it be?

btw ur gonna have to do a LONG episode 1 for all these questions


 

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Why? Not all of these questions are going to be answered in the first episode, or even the first five.

I know, because I've filmed the first five. I had to explain the way this works to Chiefette a few days ago, so I'll do it again now.

Someone sends me an e-mail, or makes a forum post. Even if they include multiple questions in that mail or post, that doesn't concern me. I treat each one like a different episode. If you ask me one question in a forum post, then that one question gets answered. if you ask me seven questions in one post, then seven get answered. I only answer multiple questions from multiple people in an 'omnibus', like the one from the last season.

Besides, the guy who asked the question for episode one's been waiting over two months for his answer. I don't want to detract from it.