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Happy Birthday, hope you had a good one.

Fantastic news about your pilot, it seems like it's been something waiting to happen ever since I've seen you on these boards. Hope everything goes well, and good luck!

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Then you should stop squinting in every post then.

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I think quite a few quides were wiped when the forums were cleaned up a bit recently.

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I don't remember any over-the-counter medicines where were, or still are, available in the US, being wiped by these boards.

Please don't lock this, we need a Guide on how to leave in a way that hasn't attracted flame-posts.

Move to Creative and pin please, in honour of our fallen comrade, whom I rate 4/5 on the entertainment scale.

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Spam.

(why is this thread still here?)

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You'd think they'd have the courtesy to keep it in one thread if they're proclaiming their departures in bulk, instead of cluttering up the first page with threads full of copypasta and themselves replying to each other's threads anyway.

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Except Alvan's not leaving.

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I think I need to be kissed by a cute emo chick, that's the only way to make sure I turn out just fine when I'm de-amphibianfied.

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....I could dye my gorgeous long hair black?

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What about the cutting and bad poetry part?

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I'll cut him until he makes some bad poetry about it.

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I think it has to be self cutting to count.

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Chain him to a pole, and say he has to cut his leg off in order to escape. He can then write bad poetry in his memoirs about the terrible ordeal.

You're a stool.

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Crikey, how many of THESE threads do we need now?

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As many as are needed

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9,000. I'm only quoting based on your figures.

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A 9 foot English guy

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And that's just my Ethernet cable.

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*bom chicka wow wow music starts to play*

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Oh Alvan, your anonymous internet-like features just make me want to...server merge with you.

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I think I need to be kissed by a cute emo chick, that's the only way to make sure I turn out just fine when I'm de-amphibianfied.

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I know some cute emo chicks, is that close enough?

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Take Hover, they recently sped it up, go over the mines.

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They sped up Hover?

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE!?

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Long enough to have missed the Hover buff.

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[censored].

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Don't be angry you missed it - it wasn't a major buff.

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That should have been a word that reads as a shortened version of "Intellectual bum"

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Clever hobo?

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Bum, as in the English meaning of the word. What you sit on. Not a chair.

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Take Hover, they recently sped it up, go over the mines.

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They sped up Hover?

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE!?

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Long enough to have missed the Hover buff.

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[censored].

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Don't be angry you missed it - it wasn't a major buff.

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That should have been a word that reads as a shortened version of "Intellectual bum"

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Take Hover, they recently sped it up, go over the mines.

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They sped up Hover?

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE!?

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Long enough to have missed the Hover buff.

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[censored].

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Take Hover, they recently sped it up, go over the mines.

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They sped up Hover?

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE!?

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Requesting this gets moved to the Guides section.


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I second this, and rate this leaving post 4/5.

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Alvan! I...

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...recognise you...

...from somewhere. Yes, somewhere.

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Steam.

Well, you would if you ever signed in.

P.S. Alvan, your jokes suck.

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Shut it um...err....STEAMFACE. Yeah.

Oh, I didn't realisethis was a leaving thread until just now. *facepalms*

Best of luck for the future Scarlet, sorry my webcomic thing seemed to vanish into the ether!

Alvan! I...

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...from somewhere. Yes, somewhere.

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Honestly, if the forums were this exciting all the time, I wouldn't have stopped (mostly) using them.

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You did post a goodbye post though and then came back even though you said you probably wouldn't

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I came back specifically to troll someone. And yes I posted a goodbye thread, but I'm speshul.

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That's an almost frightening dedication a cause.

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It's the most bestest cause in the world. And not just because it's performed by someone speshul.

I've realised I came back for the forum more than the game too, and don't regret it a bit. I did not however, come back to troll Stasis. I can do that on MSN.

Aww heck, another one leaving? Sorry to see you go Coin, you're another one of this forum's great personalities, and I hope to see you around on Steam.

Whilst I'm a bit disheartened this is the fourth leaving post I've had to reply to this morning, I can see why you're moving on, and I hope certain other games will give you the MMOing you require.

Farewell for now hon , though I'll most likely talk to you later on MSN when I get back from work.

You as well? Oh dear, this isn't good. As I've said elsewhere, it's understandable though. A shame to see you go, but good luck in your internet-travels.