Time to... well. You know.


Alvan

 

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I have been with you since the beginning, and I've never done this before, so here goes. Because of all the hubbub and things the devs have done to the game, it has left the forums devoid of threads about me.

So I'm starting an own thread to make me feel special and loved.

Please reply to let me know how much you love me, okay?


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Posted

I have allways loved you. Sniff... Bye!


 

Posted

Alvan!! NO!!

I must be consoled.

Fury


 

Posted

Actually, it's not at all clear he's leaving...he just wanted a thread about himself.

I wuv you Alvan, and my absence will only make my heart grow fonder!


 

Posted

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Actually, it's not at all clear he's leaving...he just wanted a thread about himself.

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^- this


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Posted

Damn attention [censored] Finns...


 

Posted

I <3 you.

But I heard from a trustworthy source that agriculture will lay death upon our society. Is this a tru story?


- @DSorrow - alts on Union and Freedom mostly -
Currently playing as Castigation on Freedom

My Katana/Inv Guide

Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either. -Einstein

 

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I <3 you.

But I heard from a trustworthy source that agriculture will lay death upon our society. Is this a tru story?

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Tractorz!! But dey gangstahz will AS us!

Fewree


 

Posted

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I <3 you.

But I heard from a trustworthy source that agriculture will lay death upon our society. Is this a tru story?

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When a civilization moves from a hunter-gatherer stage to a agricultural stage, it usually means the death of many aspects of that society. But in order to ever evolve into a nation, the tribes must settle down and start cultivating the land.


[b][color=blue]Coldest War /[color=red]/ Omega Patient[/b]
[url="http://www.the-cow.net/"][color=red]The CoW Network (Blog) /[/url][url="http://www.collegeofwar.com/"][color=blue]/ College of War[/url]

 

Posted

I actually like you Alvan.


He will honor his words; he will definitely carry out his actions. What he promises he will fulfill. He does not care about his bodily self, putting his life and death aside to come forward for another's troubled besiegement. He does not boast about his ability, or shamelessly extol his own virtues. - Sima Qian.

 

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What a wonderfully honest feelgood thread! - If only Omega Patient hadn't been such an insideous and calculating wotsit in pre-i13 PvP I could almost forgive you Alvan.

\o/ *hugs


 

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I have been with you since the beginning, and I've never done this before, so here goes. Because of all the hubbub and things the devs have done to the game, it has left the forums devoid of threads about me.

So I'm starting an own thread to make me feel special and loved.

Please reply to let me know how much you love me, okay?

[/ QUOTE ]

Thanks for the laugh. I'm speshul, can I have my own thread too?

Must admit, I feel sorry for GR having to read all this [censored] in his last two days here.

Edit: <3 you too


 

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Aww guys.

<3


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[url="http://www.the-cow.net/"][color=red]The CoW Network (Blog) /[/url][url="http://www.collegeofwar.com/"][color=blue]/ College of War[/url]

 

Posted

I hate him. I heard he drinks like a fish.


Now @Eskimo-Spy

I'm not evil.

 

Posted

I'm so getting fed up with this, i been since this game since beta bla bla veteran 50 bla bla, the game is great but bla bla bla, i want my friends to know bla bla bla.

For once, first think about it before you start such topic, it doesnt add anything usefull, it get derailed from reply #2 and nobody knows what its really about.


Serious... i hate attention whores
They love themselves and some way.. they are 'special'.

And you Alvan, are now one of them


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Posted

You can't parody something without becoming it


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Posted

Alvan! I...

...

...recognise you...

...from somewhere. Yes, somewhere.


 

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Alvan! I...

...

...recognise you...

...from somewhere. Yes, somewhere.

[/ QUOTE ]

From the web cam pictures?


Brawling Cactus from a distant planet.

 

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Alvan! I...

...

...recognise you...

...from somewhere. Yes, somewhere.

[/ QUOTE ]

Steam.

Well, you would if you ever signed in.

P.S. Alvan, your jokes suck.


 

Posted

QR

I don't detest you.......... will that do?


"Well, they found my diary today.
They were appropriately appalled
at the discovery of the eight victims
They're now putting it all together.
Women wrapped in silk
with one leg missing
Eight legs, one body, silk,
spider, brilliant!"

 

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[ QUOTE ]
Alvan! I...

...

...recognise you...

...from somewhere. Yes, somewhere.

[/ QUOTE ]

Steam.

Well, you would if you ever signed in.

P.S. Alvan, your jokes suck.

[/ QUOTE ]

Shut it um...err....STEAMFACE. Yeah.


 

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Please reply to let me know how much you love me, okay?

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Well, now that the rash you gave me has all cleared up, I'm prepared to start loving you again.


Synaesthetix:if your mum wasn't already dead I would go kill her for bringing
you into the world

 

Posted

Yeah, well, you get road rash from doing that. Can't be helped with the speed, friction and force involved..


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[url="http://www.the-cow.net/"][color=red]The CoW Network (Blog) /[/url][url="http://www.collegeofwar.com/"][color=blue]/ College of War[/url]