The Fightclub Police: Now Recruiting


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alright stop it i will now go ahead and do what i should not do but must be done I am the leader of the fightclub police, head director, this information could cripple us so i have chosen to disguise my true identity this forum name is not really my name you will never know who ia am.


 

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Originally Posted by Weatherby Goode View Post
It's like the PvPers are trying to kill PvP...


/e shakeshead


Like they could do any worse than the devs.


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Originally Posted by Higuyswatup View Post
alright stop it i will now go ahead and do what i should not do but must be done I am the leader of the fightclub police, head director, this information could cripple us so i have chosen to disguise my true identity this forum name is not really my name you will never know who ia am.
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Originally Posted by Higuyswatup View Post
alright stop it i will now go ahead and do what i should not do but must be done I am the leader of the fightclub police, head director, this information could cripple us so i have chosen to disguise my true identity this forum name is not really my name you will never know who ia am.
Hot Heals.


 

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Originally Posted by Higuyswatup View Post
alright stop it i will now go ahead and do what i should not do but must be done I am the leader of the fightclub police, head director, this information could cripple us so i have chosen to disguise my true identity this forum name is not really my name you will never know who ia am.
hot heals


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Originally Posted by Silit View Post
The Fightclub Police is an organization which ensures that fightclub duels in RV do not go uninterupted.

This may sound like all fun and games - but don't be fooled - this is serious. With many of our senior officers no longer playing CoH, we are in need of new officers who are willing to effectively and enthusiastically perform the duties of a Fightclub Police Officer.

These duties include, but are not limited to:
- Conducting undercover investigations to discover the whereabouts of hidden fightclub duels
- Relentlessly interupting any fightclub duels that take place anywhere in RV
- Arresting and aprehending any spectators of fightclub duels

We are not griefers. Our mission is to protect and serve. Fightclub duels are dangerous, and highly illegal.

Please leave an application with a brief history of your law enforcement experience (In and out of coh) in this thread. Don't have any law enforcement experience? No Problem. We will consider you anyway.

Once applications are submited, we will outline the proceedures for conducting arrests to the new cadets.

Good luck to all prospective cadets that apply.

"lets interupt others that are doing something that does not concern us what so ever"

Sounds like you are looking for an argument, and to pro-actively cause distress to other players.

This is the sort of attitude that turns people away from pvping.

Imagine someon trying pvp out for the first time only to get met with this sort of treatment.

Sorry but the only thing that should be interrupted is the access on your account.

If you cannot enjoy the game without taking somone elses enjoyment you should not be allowed to play.


Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

 

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In reply to Donna.

Actually, you coming from Union should know that fiteclubz concern anyone who likes "OPEN" PVP. Fiteclubz destroy the zone and ultimately result in half the zone logging off in boredom.

Soon as the first retard BC's "hero/vill lf Duel meet on Trainstation" you can tell the zonal pvp is about to stop. As all the other sheep stop PVPing to go watch and take it in turns to take on the retard. Yelling at anyone intrupting.

People will then start logging off due to inactivity. Then the good "INTENDED" pvp that was happening will finish.

I salute the fiteclub police. Its about time they started patrolling Union RV.

I mean how frikin hard is it to type "/ac Lf Duel im a retard so no insp meet in PD" ?


 

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Originally Posted by Donna_ View Post
"lets interupt others that are doing something that does not concern us what so ever"

Sounds like you are looking for an argument, and to pro-actively cause distress to other players.

This is the sort of attitude that turns people away from pvping.

Imagine someon trying pvp out for the first time only to get met with this sort of treatment.

Sorry but the only thing that should be interrupted is the access on your account.

If you cannot enjoy the game without taking somone elses enjoyment you should not be allowed to play.

Hi. You're intelligent.

People who promote double standards are generally either ignorant or driven by special interests. Here we have a case of the "You must be looking for an argument, but I'm going to issue an ultimatum based on nothing but my impulsive lust for attention sprung from the rage I developed after reading your post" response. Once you've seen one of these, you've pretty much seen them all (wonderfully flawed logic backed by terrible grammar and spelling).

As a detective, I am very familiar with these types of posters, and naturally, the methods for dealing with them. Observe: "The Giraffe technique".

Hey, kid with the really long neck, you are a giraffe. Go back to the savannah and pretend that the spots on your hide actually function as camoflage (They don't, because you are 18 feet tall and stick out from your surroundings like some dumb forum poster with a really long neck).


 

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I would assume there is not much FC'ing going on on Union. Sorry Donna but FCers actually ARE annoying and most of them also got no manners, i come to pvp zone so i could go and kill villains/heroes, there are no rules that i can't attack players in the train station however i am pretty sure that EVERYONE get warning that they can get attacked in pvp zones. Some minority made up these rules and thinks everyone would follow them. No, thank you. I also don't feel like getting spammed with requests for duel on my stalker with only 2 attacks (lol i13) that is made for zone(!) pvp and then get called all possible names that would get me perma banned x10 if i posted them just because i killed some hero in train station.

I might disagree with Silit in certain questions and yeah FC Police is in some ways an attention wh*re project however i would rather RP FC Police and kill people in train station than sit in empty zone and farm longbows.


 

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Reply intended for The_JJ

The_JJ ~

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Actually, you coming from Union should know that fiteclubz concern anyone who likes "OPEN" PVP. Fiteclubz destroy the zone and ultimately result in half the zone logging off in boredom.
Wrong, "fight club" style duels on Union usually form from an imbalance in the zone, which is much fairer than a repeating gank squad.

The_JJ ~
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Soon as the first retard BC's "hero/vill lf Duel meet on Trainstation" you can tell the zonal pvp is about to stop. As all the other sheep stop PVPing to go watch and take it in turns to take on the retard. Yelling at anyone intrupting.
Firstly please keep the insulting terms to yourself, they are neither appreciated nor do they contribute anything to the debate. As for the suggestion that players would rather watch a duel than PvP themselves is unlikely hence why I said spectators only usually form when the PvP is unbalanced.

The_JJ ~
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People will then start logging off due to inactivity. Then the good "INTENDED" pvp that was happening will finish.
lol btw @ this ^^ people who log into an empty zone because duellers are forced to PD will not stay, however upon seeing people in a /whoall search will encourage them to stay

The_JJ ~
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I salute the fiteclub police. Its about time they started patrolling Union RV.

I mean how frikin hard is it to type "/ac Lf Duel im a retard so no insp meet in PD" ?
Again PD full = empty zones, hence no zonal pvp.

Silit ~
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People who promote double standards are generally either ignorant or driven by special interests.
This random statement has nothing to do with the issue that is being addressed. Please try to concentrate and keep your mind on topic. pssst, the topic is your treatment of other players in case you forgot.

Silit ~
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Here we have a case of the "You must be looking for an argument, but I'm going to issue an ultimatum based on nothing but my impulsive lust for attention sprung from the rage I developed after reading your post"
No, let me correct you on a few points. I issued no ultimatum based on anything at all. You think I have a lust for attention yet you are the one interrupting duels that do not concern you. Oh and lol btw at "rage" read my post again, my politley worded not ranting or insulting obviously "raging" post. lol.

Silit ~
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Once you've seen one of these, you've pretty much seen them all (wonderfully flawed logic backed by terrible grammar and spelling).
I find it sad that you have had so many bad responses that you are now numb to them, my apologies for the rushed manner of my posts if I had time to correct typo's and educate you to the logic I would but my time is limited

Silit ~
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As a detective, I am very familiar with these types of posters, and naturally, the methods for dealing with them. Observe: "The Giraffe technique".

Hey, kid with the really long neck, you are a giraffe. Go back to the savannah and pretend that the spots on your hide actually function as camoflage (They don't, because you are 18 feet tall and stick out from your surroundings like some dumb forum poster with a really long neck).
Oh lovely another random metaphor, maybe you should take a break from trying to put people down and making yourself feel superior. This is a game, games are meant to be fun... I find it funny that you pay a monthly fee to interrupt other players fun.

There must be something really wrong with you for you to do that, seriously...
But heh, that's what the EULA is for, protecting giraffe's like me, against bullies like you.


Have a great day,
Try not to do anything that I can petition you for.

Loadsa love
Donna x


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Donna, it's funny you mentioned the EULA. The EULA is a set of rules correct? Rules set by the developers of this game to protect themselves and other players. Try reporting one of the FC police for interrupting a FC duel and see what happens. Here, I'll save you the time... nothing at all. They arent doing anything wrong and there are no rules against it. They choose to engage other players in a zone where it warns you that you can and will be attacked at any given moment.

Its been said before, but I'll say it again... arena is the place for 1vs1. They even have the option to let people watch so the rest of the fite klubbers don't feel left out.

Why should they have to go to arena you ask? You say you pay $15 to play the game the way you want? So do I, and I follow the rules the devs implemented. I can and will kill anyone in the zone. If you say I shouldn't because its wrong, I say you shouldn't expect not to get attacked in a zone where it clearly states you will when you enter.

You also mentioned fun. Fun is a subjective term. It seems like you have fun doing the fite klub thing. Personally I don't find it fun following some made up rules that go against the rules that are posted right in your face every time you enter a pvp zone. I have fun slaughtering everything in my path, or die trying. Asking me to follow a certain set of made up rules and allow a group of people to go unharmed because of a imaginary shield of protection gets in the way of my fun.

So a fite klubbers fun is more important then mine? Why cant said fite klubber go to the arena and avoid all the drama? Most likely because there is nobody around to stroke their ego when their uber regin beats a gimp brute.

Nobody owes anyone anything in a pvp zone. Its kill or be killed. You fite klubbers can go around following your made up pvp zone rules if you wish, but don't get mad when someone else like the FC Police want to follow their own set of made up rules.


 

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"This random statement has nothing to do with the issue that is being addressed. Please try to concentrate and keep your mind on topic. pssst, the topic is your treatment of other players in case you forgot." - the Giraffe

My statement about double standards wasn't random at all. I was refering to how interupting fightclub duels is just as much allowed as having them, and how you seem to hastily defend the latter by scorning the first.

The topic wasn't "my treatment of other players", either. This thread's topic was the establishment of the Fightclub Police - I would know. However, I can cover your topic pretty quickly. Treatment of other players: My treatment of other players as enforced by the fightclub police amounts to no more than attacking other players while they are in a said PvP zone. Fightclubbers do the same thing, but under their own made-up and fictional set of rules.

"No, let me correct you on a few points. I issued no ultimatum based on anything at all." -the Giraffe

No. Let me correct you. You made four ultimatums; the most evident being the implication that my account be terminated. Here is an ultimatum from me to you: Either you can't count, or you don't know what an ultimatum is.

"You think I have a lust for attention yet you are the one interrupting duels that do not concern you. Oh and lol btw at "rage" read my post again, my politley worded not ranting or insulting obviously "raging" post. lol." -the Giraffe

That's pretty funny, comming from someone who keeps making serious posts in a month old joke-thread that has nothing to do with him or his long neck. Besides, the duels do concern me - I am a memeber of the fightclub police - it is my civic duty.

As for your post being "politely worded"...

While I am not well versed in giraffe customs, neither of your posts would be considered politely worded in our human culture. The adjective which first comes to mind would actually be "poorly" (As in poorly worded). You really can't be blamed for that, though. After all, you are typing with hooves and not thumbed hands - and it must be pretty hard to see the screen with your neck being 15 feet above your desk.


 

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Pssst! Donna...he's messing with you. Like a dirty RP'r. A dirty fiteklub police RP'r.


 

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Originally Posted by Donna_ View Post
"lets interupt others that are doing something that does not concern us what so ever"

Sounds like you are looking for an argument, and to pro-actively cause distress to other players.

This is the sort of attitude that turns people away from pvping.

Imagine someon trying pvp out for the first time only to get met with this sort of treatment.

Sorry but the only thing that should be interrupted is the access on your account.

If you cannot enjoy the game without taking somone elses enjoyment you should not be allowed to play.
He should be banned for pvp'ing in a pvp zone? Word?


 

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You really can't be blamed for that, though. After all, you are typing with hooves and not thumbed hands - and it must be pretty hard to see the screen with your neck being 15 feet above your desk.
One of the few times I actually laughed out loud from a forum post. 10 points for you sir.


 

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Also a side note, if the devs wanted ppl to fite klub they would take a page from CO and let you engadge a duel anywhere anytime uninteruptible.


The funny thing is, even though you seem like one of the whiners that got the changes made in the first place, you're probably still bad..------Macskull on Crop_of_shaolin

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Ravens_NA... not sure I agree.

I was in RV over the weekend... just getting some badges, when all of a sudden I was attacked by two vil's.

I put up an ok fight, not that I can pvp to save my life.... but as best I could none the less.

And wouldn't you know it.... I got complaints for using a hvy, can ya believe that? Me, only a lvl 43 with a pve build, going up against spec'ed out 50's... the shame of it all. I should know better than have a hvy following me around when the FCP want to enforce justice.

Anyway.... I, or should I say my hvy, defeated two vils.... on top of that building.... just like a fight club.... and you wanna stop that kind of fighting? (?/fire is not noted for it's pvp ability)

Anyway... I had fun. They didn't... but I did.

Caltrops and burn for the win....

BC


 

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Originally Posted by Donna_ View Post
pssst, the topic is your treatment of other players in case you forgot
If his "treatment of other players" is killing players in a player versus player zone I'm not seeing a problem here.


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Originally Posted by Lil_cubanJr View Post
Ravens_NA... not sure I agree.

I was in RV over the weekend... just getting some badges, when all of a sudden I was attacked by two vil's.

I put up an ok fight, not that I can pvp to save my life.... but as best I could none the less.

And wouldn't you know it.... I got complaints for using a hvy, can ya believe that? Me, only a lvl 43 with a pve build, going up against spec'ed out 50's... the shame of it all. I should know better than have a hvy following me around when the FCP want to enforce justice.

Anyway.... I, or should I say my hvy, defeated two vils.... on top of that building.... just like a fight club.... and you wanna stop that kind of fighting? (?/fire is not noted for it's pvp ability)

Anyway... I had fun. They didn't... but I did.

Caltrops and burn for the win....

BC
well you just caught to obviously weak pvprs, that probably were AE built vills skills and all, sorta like all those ppl that crashed during bike week(just got a bike to say they went and never rode before) that still doesn't take from if they wanted people to conduct fite klub zones they would make it like CO. You click their name, it ask you do you want to duel, you say yes, a little rocket drops and you fight, and no one can jump in and help anyone. In cox pvp if i see you dueling, depending on my mood i'm going to wait till the duel gets real good, i mean real good like back and forth the other guy just used his heal after a damage surge. And BOOM i'm a rush in with guns blazing, that's if solo, if i'm on a competent team god help you if your dueling, because we are going to kill you, and then move on to anyone eles thats left standing in our wake. Anyone that knows my toons, can attest i'm an expert at leading or finishing spikes, surgical even, but anyway jupiterian law dictates that i enforce the law so i will or die trying.

And to be honest, i don't even hate fite club, but i swore an oath to protect and serve so if i'm forced to break up your fite klub rest assured i'm doing it for your own good.


The funny thing is, even though you seem like one of the whiners that got the changes made in the first place, you're probably still bad..------Macskull on Crop_of_shaolin

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Sorry I don't reply as fast as you guys, but I will ofcourse try to answer the comments you have made.

Smeghead~

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Try reporting one of the FC police for interrupting a FC duel and see what happens. Here, I'll save you the time... nothing at all. They arent doing anything wrong and there are no rules against it.
You missed my point, I am not saying do not attack people in Zones. I am criticizing the rallying of troops to activley go out your way to harrass players. The part of the EULA I am referring to has to do with conduct. I understand you think I am condoning fight clubs, but that is not what I am doing. The point I am making is that Silit should not be promoting a greif squad to pick on certain players that annoy him. You wouldn't like it if the tables were turned, for example everytime you want to do a TF there was someway that another player that for some reason it annoyed could actively disrupt it. I know there isn't but my point is the same.

Silit~
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My statement about double standards wasn't random at all. I was refering to how interupting fightclub duels is just as much allowed as having them, and how you seem to hastily defend the latter by scorning the first.
Ofcourse it's random, how on earth can you call that double standards... I tell you what I will on this occassion I will educate you. Double standards would be~ Me scorning the fact that you interupt duels, and then going into Rv to interupt a duel. Try to think a little harder before you backup a statement that was obviously flawed in the begining, If I were you I would have let that one slide and hope that no-one else noticed. p.s. I am not saying do not fight people in Zones, my point is that you should not be rallying people to actively harrass other players. You are basically inciting hatred.

Silit~
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The topic wasn't "my treatment of other players", either. This thread's topic was the establishment of the Fightclub Police - I would know. However, I can cover your topic pretty quickly. Treatment of other players: My treatment of other players as enforced by the fightclub police amounts to no more than attacking other players while they are in a said PvP zone. Fightclubbers do the same thing, but under their own made-up and fictional set of rules.
Call it what you like, sugar coat it as much as you want... you are still actively promoting harassment of a minority group of players. lol, infact Hitler thought he was right too. Consider that.

Silit~
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No. Let me correct you. You made four ultimatums; the most evident being the implication that my account be terminated. Here is an ultimatum from me to you: Either you can't count, or you don't know what an ultimatum is.
More educating required... An ultimatum is a demand whose fulfillment is requested in a specified period of time and which is backed up by a threat to be followed through in case of noncompliance.

I think you refer to the statement ~ Sorry but the only thing that should be interrupted is the access on your account.

Which if you look closely has (1)no demand, (2)no request of fufillment, (3)no prediod of time and (4)no threat.
So learn the meaning of the words that you use, or stick to the ones that you know the meaning of already !

Silit~
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That's pretty funny, comming from someone who keeps making serious posts in a month old joke-thread that has nothing to do with him or his long neck. Besides, the duels do concern me - I am a memeber of the fightclub police - it is my civic duty.
Well I think it's funny that you call yourself police and then refer to civic duty, perhaps you should spend less time in game disrupting peoples fun and more time learning the english language.

Silit~
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While I am not well versed in giraffe customs, neither of your posts would be considered politely worded in our human culture. The adjective which first comes to mind would actually be "poorly" (As in poorly worded). You really can't be blamed for that, though. After all, you are typing with hooves and not thumbed hands - and it must be pretty hard to see the screen with your neck being 15 feet above your desk.
This is what we call scraping the barrel, if you can't think of anything funny, best that you don't try.

Biff10426~
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He should be banned for pvp'ing in a pvp zone? Word?
Also missed my point please see my first response.

Ravens_NA~
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Also a side note, if the devs wanted ppl to fite klub they would take a page from CO and let you engadge a duel anywhere anytime uninteruptible.
Missed point once again, please see my first response.

Macskull~
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If his "treatment of other players" is killing players in a player versus player zone I'm not seeing a problem here.
Guess what mac, yea thats right !!! you missed the point!


Just to finish off my post on a light note,

To Lil_cubanJr Gtz on your victory sounds like you got the last laugh.
To SonicBang, yes I know he is messing like a dirty RP'r, but tbh i'm enjoying putting
him in his place and watching the epic fail that he calls his side of the argument.


Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

 

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Donna, we all seem to be missing your point it was like 4-5 of us in a row, so are we crazy or is it just you? Your interpretation of harrrasment is not only subjective, it is obviously not shared by the devs. Hell most times when i stop a fight it was dragging on for to long anyway, most times i don't even speak (actually i rarely say anything in zones, i prefer action) And that warning in front of the pvp zones do not include the warning you will be attacked exept if your dueling, they haven't put the new sign up. So until they do, whether i eventially understand your point or not, i will continue to smash orange colored toons in pvp zones at my discretion, and yes even if their dueling, and yes even if they announce that their dueling. Well that would probably bring me in the first place, and actually i tried to watch a few and even participate back in the day.

I was on a team, and a guy asked me to duel, so i did and after like 10min we both was still alive, i got bored stopped swinging and called my team over to kill him. I then purged that toon, stripped his evil IO's, rerolled him and studied jupiterian law, at the Cosmic law academy of Practice or CLAP. After this new toon had a complete and unwavering understanding or the purity of the jupiterian way. He was then sent out to deal with offenders and to save them like i was once saved, and keep the streets of RV safe from the fite klub evil.


The funny thing is, even though you seem like one of the whiners that got the changes made in the first place, you're probably still bad..------Macskull on Crop_of_shaolin

http://ravens-wins.mybrute.com

 

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Originally Posted by Donna_ View Post
Call it what you like, sugar coat it as much as you want... you are still actively promoting harassment of a minority group of players. lol, infact Hitler thought he was right too. Consider that.



As if you didn't look silly enough you had to invoke Godwin's law.



And just so you know the fiteklubbbers can have everyone leave them alone 100% of the time by going to the arena. The chance you will be interuppted is just part of the way zone pvp works. I should not have to check with everyone I attack t make sure they are not in a duel, and I never will. If you con orange I will attack, its what I go to a pvp zone for. If I wanted to watch duels I would hang out in pd by a kiosk. Maybe if you would stop being better than the rest of us and relax a little you would se indeed it is you who is missing the point around here. You could also probably get a better grasp of what ingame harrasment is before you start thinking anything like breaking up a zone duel fits the bill. I know people who have been harrassed ingame and to suggest getting a duel interuptted is even in the same realm as what those situations are is just ludacris.


tl;dr version


Crawl down off your cross. Use the wood to build a bridge and get over it.


Duel me.
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There is nothing silly about putting a bully in their place.

So you don't like duels, how about you get over it and stop joining childish clubs that aim to cause distress in a community that is there simply for fun.

I can see the main problem here is that for a duel to commence it relies on honour and repsect from other players to allow it.

Perhaps "the figh club police" just lack those 2 virtues.


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I lol'd way too hard.


"the reason there are so many sarcastic pvpers is we already had a better version of pvp taken away from us to appease bad players. Back then we chuckled at how bad players came here and whined. If we knew that was the actual voice devs would listen to instead of informed, educated players we probably would have been bigger dicks back then." -ConFlict