The Fightclub Police: Now Recruiting
By
2Good4CoH,
Posted on: 2009-07-23 05:21 in Everything about PvP
I would like to apply. Can do an awesome siren!!!
lol.
Uh-huh. Yaknow, sometimes I think the established PvP crowd *likes* having empty zones. Only explanation I can think of for some of their behavior.
@MuonNeutrino
Student, Gamer, Altaholic, and future Astronomer.
This is what it means to be a tank!
Please, use this thread for applications. Don't be shy to apply (that rhymes, MC Silit is in the house).
Just leave your global tag, servers you play on (we generally are on freedom), characters you play most, test SGs you may have been in, and don't forget to tell me briefly about anything similar to the Fightclub Police you may have participated in.
I will probably accept just about anyone who applies - so don't worry if your resume is short. I'm only asking for that kind of info to get an idea of what kind of experience you may have.
Awesome
Hey, Phonetic alphabet guy. You should apply. We need more people with phonetic knowledge (so we sound legit).
I'd say more, but I'm currently responding to a Tango-369er. It appears that Fightclub duels are being held in more lucrative locations now that we have started cracking down on them more intensively.
Can we steal their lunch moneyz?
We do not "steal" anything. We "confiscate". Just like how we are not "griefers". We are "Police Officers".
Supa Sekret Police?
Do I get in trouble for impersonating a officer? I've done this a few times myself already.
BC can get too... fite klubby for my tastes. Its my version of a chat filter.
Silit, I think I love you.
22 50's in Bio
@Siphonic
RIP PX, GMW, and the game that used to be fun.
Still playing for reasons unknown.
Sorry I make it a point to interrupt every duel I see.
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Sorry I make it a point to interrupt every duel I see.
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I miss the days when nukes worked in PvP and I could gather my team in Warburg, drop team and nuke them.
Infinity and Victory mostly
dUmb, etc.
lolz PvP anymore, Market PvP for fun and profit
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Sorry I make it a point to interrupt every duel I see.
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That doesn't require an apology. Infact, it calls for praise.
Are there benifits for teh job? I doez it already, but if i can earn somethin for it, gimme!
I mean twixt got paid to grief people, i REALLY want that job.
May i grief the FC police (since i am denied anyway) ?
Yes you may, do it while having a honorable 1v1 duel while their corpses haven't gotten to the hospital.
This reminds me of a character my friend had. A Mind/Sonic troller that would regularly cage and/or TK people into corners while telling them that the area wasn't safe and they should evacuate immediately. When they'd complain, he'd let them know that they were being contained for their own safety.
"the reason there are so many sarcastic pvpers is we already had a better version of pvp taken away from us to appease bad players. Back then we chuckled at how bad players came here and whined. If we knew that was the actual voice devs would listen to instead of informed, educated players we probably would have been bigger dicks back then." -ConFlict
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Please, use this thread for applications. Don't be shy to apply (that rhymes, MC Silit is in the house).
Just leave your global tag, servers you play on (we generally are on freedom), characters you play most, test SGs you may have been in, and don't forget to tell me briefly about anything similar to the Fightclub Police you may have participated in.
I will probably accept just about anyone who applies - so don't worry if your resume is short. I'm only asking for that kind of info to get an idea of what kind of experience you may have.
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Global: @Con Flict
Server: Freedom
Frequent toons: Righteous and Just, Emcee Bad Beat, Jonny Drama, Con Duction, and Born to Drone
Experience: Professional scrub pvper and zone griefer.
Duel me.
I will work on my sig pic more when I have time.
I duel any of you.
@Bonker Guide to Base Building for the Small SG
Present project: Solo Everything Project
Remaining: Lusca, Sewers, Eden, Kahn, States, HeroSpec2&3, Apex, Tin Mage, Moritmer Kal, Tesseract, Recluse, 'Cuda, Quarry, Stropharia, Thorn, Arachnos Flier, Deathsurge, Caleb, Seed of Hamidon (Villrespec2&3, Hami, CoP, Incarnates)
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The Fightclub Police is an organization which ensures that fightclub duels in RV do not go uninterupted.
This may sound like all fun and games - but don't be fooled - this is serious. With many of our senior officers no longer playing CoH, we are in need of new officers who are willing to effectively and enthusiastically perform the duties of a Fightclub Police Officer.
These duties include, but are not limited to:
- Conducting undercover investigations to discover the whereabouts of hidden fightclub duels
- Relentlessly interupting any fightclub duels that take place anywhere in RV
- Arresting and aprehending any spectators of fightclub duels
We are not griefers. Our mission is to protect and serve. Fightclub duels are dangerous, and highly illegal.
Please leave an application with a brief history of your law enforcement experience (In and out of coh) in this thread. Don't have any law enforcement experience? No Problem. We will consider you anyway.
Once applications are submited, we will outline the proceedures for conducting arrests to the new cadets.
Good luck to all prospective cadets that apply.
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I'll support your policing of illegal fight-clubing as long as you support my right to farm zones and not get [censored] at if my farm equipment 'accidently' kills someone attempting to impede my agricultural bizness.
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Are there benifits for teh job? I doez it already, but if i can earn somethin for it, gimme!
I mean twixt got paid to grief people, i REALLY want that job.
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Twixt was pretty novice as far as griefers went. Know that by joining us, you take it to a completely different level.
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May i grief the FC police (since i am denied anyway) ?
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I haven't denied anyone, yet. Infact, I still have to fill the quota for a foreign-exchange cadet.
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Global: @Con Flict
Server: Freedom
Frequent toons: Righteous and Just, Emcee Bad Beat, Jonny Drama, Con Duction, and Born to Drone
Experience: Professional scrub pvper and zone griefer.
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Welcome to the force.
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I duel any of you.
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You are under arrest. You can duel me in the arena if you want, but post i12 duels are a joke.
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I'll support your policing of illegal fight-clubing as long as you support my right to farm zones and not get [censored] at if my farm equipment 'accidently' kills someone attempting to impede my agricultural bizness.
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Legally, I can't offer you any protection. However, the same intellectually deficient zone PvPers who think killing farmers is fun are generally the same ones who do fight club duels. So you might just be in luck.
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Legally, I can't offer you any protection. However, the same intellectually deficient zone PvPers who think killing farmers is fun are generally the same ones who do fight club duels. So you might just be in luck.
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Fair-enough, how's this; I will keep you abreast of any illegal fight-clubbing I hear or see, as long as you lobby for the support of subsidize my agricultural entrepreneurial work.
Global: @Aqua-American Man
Server: Infinity
Previous experience (In game) Anytime I see an in zone duel, I make it a point to Benumb and freezing rain the orange guy. I also like to put snowstorm on the watching people so they can't fly away (Because everyone knows fly is the best for watching fightclub and evade the po-po's)
Previous experince (Out of game) - When I was 10 (like 2 years ago I think) I completed a scavenger hunt at yellowstone national park and became a junior park ranger. My first offical act as junior park ranger was to arrest the park ranger for indecent exposure to minors and wearing a stupid hat. My next act was to try and give old faithful viagra, because he doesn't last as long as he used to.
The Fightclub Police is an organization which ensures that fightclub duels in RV do not go uninterupted.
This may sound like all fun and games - but don't be fooled - this is serious. With many of our senior officers no longer playing CoH, we are in need of new officers who are willing to effectively and enthusiastically perform the duties of a Fightclub Police Officer.
These duties include, but are not limited to:
- Conducting undercover investigations to discover the whereabouts of hidden fightclub duels
- Relentlessly interupting any fightclub duels that take place anywhere in RV
- Arresting and aprehending any spectators of fightclub duels
We are not griefers. Our mission is to protect and serve. Fightclub duels are dangerous, and highly illegal.
Please leave an application with a brief history of your law enforcement experience (In and out of coh) in this thread. Don't have any law enforcement experience? No Problem. We will consider you anyway.
Once applications are submited, we will outline the proceedures for conducting arrests to the new cadets.
Good luck to all prospective cadets that apply.