Funniest things you've said while playing a Kheld
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Adeon Hawkwood,
Posted on: 2009-07-22 08:13 in Kheldians
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Not quite this, but I play my Warshade as a channeler (she summons fish ghosts!) and I will occasionally use Stygian Circle while shouting "OM NOM NOM", or Extract Essence while saying "Yarr, spirits from the vasty deep!"|
Originally Posted by Redlynne
My warshade has a running gag. When on PuGs, she talks about what the souls of the villains she's devouring (via Stygian Circle) "taste like" to her occasionally.
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Of course, Dwarf form is the mighty Claw Shrimp. Lives in the deep. Big as a man.
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During ship raids:
"Death to aliens! Oh ... wait ...."
After Proton Scatter->Luminous Detonation->Solar Flare->Photon Seekers:
"May the Freem be with you!"
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Holy crap, someone else calls dwarf form "Claw Shrimp!"|
Originally Posted by SpittingTrashcan
Not quite this, but I play my Warshade as a channeler (she summons fish ghosts!) and I will occasionally use Stygian Circle while shouting "OM NOM NOM", or Extract Essence while saying "Yarr, spirits from the vasty deep!"
Of course, Dwarf form is the mighty Claw Shrimp. Lives in the deep. Big as a man. |
Anyway, I guess my funniest is - I was on a team with a second peacebringer, we were hitting one of those lab rooms with the hallway circling the larger central room with catwalks, a balcony, and lots of cryptic machinery. Anyway, we hit the entrance, and the other peacebringer zooms in just as I say "There'll be a quantum/void boss up there."
And then he dies, because there was.
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I just thought of another one... My coalition mates and I have this ongoing inside joke about the costumes we have (Boss Freak Costume, PPD Hardsuit, Knives of Artemis--and yes, we did go there to get them)--we always tell "n00bs" who ask "How did you get that costume?" that we got it from the "Eden Bank Mish." We of course, then start seeing broadcasts in every possible channel "Where do I get the Eden Bank Mish?" and we all laugh...
Well, I recently "sort of" applied that type of joke to my Kheld when a toon asked me "How did you turn into that squiddy form?" I told him that the game unlocked it for me when I solo'd the Hamidon in the Hive with my Elec/Elec blaster...
Hey, he deserved it. He was lvl 50 with only AE badges. :P
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Originally Posted by Infernus_Hades
The way you play changes your IO slotting..
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76 characters and Twenty-four 50s later, I still love this game.
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While flying in Nova form through the endless narrow corridors on a huge Oranbega map (being Speed Boosted on top of that) with, errrm, some difficulty:
"Do you know the Kheldian name for Oranbega? - Splat."
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"It's MORPHIN TIME!"
followed by:
"PTERODACTYL!" (nova) or "MASTADON!" (darf)
usually gets me some lulz from the SG mates 
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Originally Posted by Redlynne
My warshade has a running gag. When on PuGs, she talks about what the souls of the villains she's devouring (via Stygian Circle) "taste like" to her occasionally. It started out as just a lark, to relieve the tedium (always a good origin!) and then just grew from there while on a Task Force.
Their souls taste like ...
Because of this, I changed my Battle Cry to something more appropriate to the running gag ... Your soul is my chew toy! |
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Originally Posted by Talonflash
During ship raids:
"Death to aliens! Oh ... wait ...." After Proton Scatter->Luminous Detonation->Solar Flare->Photon Seekers: "May the Freem be with you!" |
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Originally Posted by Sitriel
While flying in Nova form through the endless narrow corridors on a huge Oranbega map (being Speed Boosted on top of that) with, errrm, some difficulty:
"Do you know the Kheldian name for Oranbega? - Splat." |
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that's the best one. i need a bind for that
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Originally Posted by Player99
"It's MORPHIN TIME!"
followed by: "PTERODACTYL!" (nova) or "MASTADON!" (darf) usually gets me some lulz from the SG mates |
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Isn't the Kheldian name for Oranbega Splortch?
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Originally Posted by Sitriel
While flying in Nova form through the endless narrow corridors on a huge Oranbega map (being Speed Boosted on top of that) with, errrm, some difficulty:
"Do you know the Kheldian name for Oranbega? - Splat." |
God...this thread is amazing! I think I woke the kids up from laughing! God I'm a dweeb!
I rarely use squid form anymore, but I used to switch using a keybind that said "Ia ia Bunthulhu fhtagn!". (Bunthulhu being the name of my bunny WS)
"Excuse me while I slip into something a bit more comfortable"
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Omg! bahaha
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Originally Posted by Ignatz
"Excuse me while I slip into something a bit more comfortable"
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That is awesome on so many levels, lmao!
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Originally Posted by Guardien
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Twilight Dream sometimes does something similar...|
Originally Posted by Ignatz
"Excuse me while I slip into something a bit more comfortable"
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/em gets naked
Then she goes from this...
to this...
Nice pics! I love the new image feature on the boards... That gives me another idea...
"The One"
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Originally Posted by Infernus_Hades
The way you play changes your IO slotting..
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76 characters and Twenty-four 50s later, I still love this game.
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I was grouped with a fire blaster last night on my Warshade. I told him:
"You bring the fire and I'll bring the squid. Together, we will be... TEAM CALAMARI!!!"
Ok, so it's not that funny...
I have one that's not that funny...In Nova form with my WS I will float up to ppl and say..."Hey! Pull my finger!" Normally they just type *shudder* lol.
That actually is kinda funny.... lol
"The One"
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Originally Posted by Infernus_Hades
The way you play changes your IO slotting..
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76 characters and Twenty-four 50s later, I still love this game.
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LOL! I going to try that one!
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Originally Posted by Negate
I have one that's not that funny...In Nova form with my WS I will float up to ppl and say..."Hey! Pull my finger!" Normally they just type *shudder* lol.
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I usually get the shudder when I pull out my "I'm every Japanese schoolgirl's wet dream!" bind ...|
Originally Posted by Negate
I have one that's not that funny...In Nova form with my WS I will float up to ppl and say..."Hey! Pull my finger!" Normally they just type *shudder* lol.
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-- War
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Apparently, their mothers dream of that too!
Originally Posted by Warmaster
I usually get the shudder when I pull out my "I'm every Japanese schoolgirl's wet dream!" bind ...
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Funniest moment playing a Kheldian. I was with a pickup group and we were running paper missions and ended up with Hellions. During one encounter, the conversation went something like this...
Me: We gotta take out that Damned Quantum.
Teammate: Calm down dude! We got it!
Me: No, look, that's his name... Damned Quantum
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Originally Posted by Frosty_Femme
I said "ur" which is not a word. It's a sound dumb people make when you ask them to spell out "you are".
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/e Lays eggs in $target's ears.
Tends to get me slapped.
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