Funny NPC quotes Lives Again!
By
Ashcraft,
Posted on: 2009-06-21 20:31 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Who could forget the Freak "Bomb Song"?
NPC] Bob Fuse-y: The Black wire goes to the:
[NPC] Bob Fuse-y: ground lead,
[NPC] Bob Fuse-y: The Red wire goes to the
[NPC] Bob Fuse-y: Plastique,
[NPC] Bob Fuse-y: Now hear that word of C-4!
[NPC] Bob Fuse-y: Them bombs, them bombs gonna,
[NPC] Bob Fuse-y: Blow things up!
[NPC] Bob Fuse-y: Them bombs, them bombs gonna,
[NPC] Bob Fuse-y: Blow things up!
[NPC] Bob Fuse-y: Them bombs, them bombs they gonna,
[NPC] Bob Fuse-y: Blow things up!
[NPC] Bob Fuse-y: Now hear!
[NPC] Bob Fuse-y: That word!
[NPC] Bob Fuse-y: Of C-4!!!!
[NPC] Bob Fuse-y: Thank you! Thank you!
Sometimes you get the bear; sometimes he get you, rips your head off, sucks out your eyes, pulls out your spleen, humps your leg and pees in your boots
This wasn't "ha-ha" funny, but rather "odd" funny, and I'm wondering if anyone else has experienced this...
Last night I was standing outside the Steel Canyon WW with some teammates, one of whom is named "Hand of Kismet." A random NPC walked by and said, "Hand of Kismet? Isn't that the name of a villain?"
Just wondering if that is a normal, random line the NPCs spout, if it was triggered by something special like some of the "Did you hear so-and-so defeated Frostfire?", or if it was recently added in anticipation of Going Rogue?
(Sometimes, I wish there could be a Dev thumbs up button for quality posts, because you pretty much nailed it.) -- Ghost Falcon
Heard a new one last night during 1 of Tech Naylor's arcs- said by longbow to a Nemesis minion:
"You know, if you weren't so heavily armed, I couldn't possibly take you seriously!"
"Well, there's going to be some light music and a short note of apology saying, 'The universe ended last week, we're really sorry, we don't know what you're doing here, didn't you get the message?'"- Steve Moffat
"Rocketman: I hate this game."
Arc #6015 - Coming Unglued
"A good n00b-sauce is based on a good n00b-roux." - The Masque
From a bugged scanner mission:
[NPC] BOSS_NAME: ...and he says 'Aren't you a little old to be believing in leprechauns? Hah! I love that one. 
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City of Heroes didn't fail, City of Heroes was killed. If a 747 dropped on your house, you'd say you were killed, not you failed to find a safer dwelling.
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Some Hellions were harassing civilians, and I jumped in to serve up some physical justice, a few spouted the usual empty threats, but one said, "I hate this town."
www.paragonwiki.com is a great source of information for this game.
New or returning to the game? Want advice from experienced players who want to help YOU?
The Mentor Project: Part of the New Player Council.
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I overheard this the other day...
Luddite Friar: No. Nonviolent protest does not mean "only knives".
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Heh, Luddites have a bunch of gems.
I like: "Diagram one shows a nonviolent protest. Notice the lack of head injuries."
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Goldbrickers have a bunch of good ones too
"Yes, I'm VERY interested in changing my long distance carrier"
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This is over the top mental slavery.
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This wasn't "ha-ha" funny, but rather "odd" funny, and I'm wondering if anyone else has experienced this...
Last night I was standing outside the Steel Canyon WW with some teammates, one of whom is named "Hand of Kismet." A random NPC walked by and said, "Hand of Kismet? Isn't that the name of a villain?"
Just wondering if that is a normal, random line the NPCs spout, if it was triggered by something special like some of the "Did you hear so-and-so defeated Frostfire?", or if it was recently added in anticipation of Going Rogue?
[/ QUOTE ]The Evil Countess Crey, from Janet Kellum. Quoting the debriefing from one of the missions:
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She's used one of those judges she has in her pocket to get you on the city's most wanted list! She has you on breaking and entering, assault, and theft of Crey technology!
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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36641/My-Little-Exalt
From the "Steal Geological Records" mission from Psimon Omega
Security Guard 1: "Frank! We got villains!"
Security Guard 2: "Ah geez. Not again..."
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This is over the top mental slavery.
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I forget the actual quote, it was in faultline by one of the cops, that went along the lines of
I can't believe that punk made the donut joke at me
will have to log in and see if i can repeat it
Combat Kangaroos, Justice Server. First 50's
Jirra Roo Plant/Storm/Stone/Musculature Controller
Combat Kangaroo Rifle/Energy/Mace/Spiritual Blaster
Kung Fu Kangaroo Martial Arts/Reflexes/Body/Spiritual Scrapper
Tribal Arc Shield/Elec/Mu/Spiritual Tanker
Some awesome ones from one of Naylors missions
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Random Arachnos member 1: "Have you tried reading the manual for this thing? "
Random Arachnos member 2: "No."
Random Arachnos member 1: " 'Then initiate the over frequency amplifier while maintaining the etheric alignment.' "
Random Arachnos member 1: "It reads like stereo instructions!"
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Random Arachnos member 3: "Do you have any idea what this thing does?"
Random Arachnos member 4: "Sure."
Random Arachnos member 4: "It's a phase transiter."
Random Arachnos member 4: "It, uh... Monitors phase states..."
Random Arachnos member 4: "and, uh, transits them through, uh..."
Random Arachnos member 3: "You really don't, don't you?"
Random Arachnos member 4: "No."
Random Arachnos member 4: "I'm living a lie."
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Random Arachnos member 5: "What the heck does 'Harmonic Chronomitron' even mean?"
Random Arachnos member 6: "Man, I joined Arachnos because I couldn't afford a good education. Why are you askin' me?"
Random Arachnos member 6: "Well, that and the shooting people."
Random Arachnos member 5: "True. The shooting people is pretty good."
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"Why do I volunteer for these things?"
"You'd think I'd have learned after Aeon had me collecting Shivan slime last month."
Combat start: "Why do these things keep happening to me?"
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Man working for Aeon really does suck for regular Arachnos.
Heard this last night after exiting a mission in Brickstown:
NPC: "Hey *fire blaster name*! What's the deal with the blue fire?"
foreshadowing?
There is no such thing as an "innocent bystander"
Not really funny quotes but it was a funny moment for me. I was in Crey's Folly with my blaster toon flying low and was approaching a group of Nemesis soldiers on some rafters when two of them shouted to me:
"Stop! I have orders not to let you pass!"
"Stop! You cannot pass!"
But I flew right past them anyway. I can only imagine their fustrated expressions after. :P
After saving this chick in Atlas park she said to me...
[NPC] Florinda: I'm going to get some girlfriends and we're going to hunt you down!
Teaches me to save someone 
also here is a hellion quote i got
[NPC] Blood Brother Chopper: Oh you think you're gonna come take on the big bag purse snatcher? Let's see it, wimp!
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Not really funny quotes but it was a funny moment for me. I was in Crey's Folly with my blaster toon flying low and was approaching a group of Nemesis soldiers on some rafters when two of them shouted to me:
"Stop! I have orders not to let you pass!"
"Stop! You cannot pass!"
But I flew right past them anyway. I can only imagine their fustrated expressions after. :P
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"Stop you cannot...oh what's the point...he's not going to stop even if we asked him nicely...I mean...the only reason I want him to stop is so we can have a chat about the great Lord Nemesis, possible recruitment drive, give him a flyer, see what he thinks, tell him about our amazing dental plan and your own Nemesis double just for looking at the flyer..."
"...I'm so lonely sometimes..."
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Heard this last night after exiting a mission in Brickstown:
NPC: "Hey *fire blaster name*! What's the deal with the blue fire?"
foreshadowing?
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That's a reaction to the arc that get's you Stephine Pebble's wedding ring - which when you use it covers you in blue fire.
When you fight the Warrior's Elite Boss who has it he glows with the same aura.
Orc&Pie No.53230 There is an orc, and somehow, he got a pie. And you are hungry.
www.repeat-offenders.net
Negaduck: I see you found the crumb. I knew you'd never notice the huge flag.
I like it when some Luddites say:
"Does this mean I have to throw away my PSP?"
In short, yes.
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TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
Tonight on a Council mission, I overheard a Zenith Hoverbot say "Maybe I'll be selected to become a vampyri."
I felt kind of bad for the guy but at least it has dreams.