Funny NPC quotes Lives Again!
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Ashcraft,
Posted on: 2009-06-21 20:31 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Pffff lol.
Saw an npc in the AE building in Talos say something straight from pinky and the brain, today, "but where are we going to get leather pants in our size?"
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04-24-2008 01:15:50 [NPC]T3h B0ss: I'm gonna buy a sportscar, and then weld it to me.
04-24-2008 01:15:52 [NPC]T3h B0ss: Like some kind of sportscar centaur.
04-24-2008 01:15:54 [NPC]T3h B0ss: The first Freakshow Sportaur!
04-24-2008 01:15:56 [NPC]T3h B0ss: Or maybe Centcar?
04-24-2008 01:15:58 [NPC]T3h B0ss: Ah, I'll work out the details later, but it's gonna be AWESOME!
04-24-2008 01:16:37 You have defeated Mad Freak Buckshot
04-24-2008 01:16:43 [NPC]T3h B0ss: You won't stop my dream of an all-leather interior!
04-24-2008 01:17:34 You have defeated T3h B0ss
04-24-2008 01:17:35 [NPC]Juicer Freak: [Bad's villain] defeated T3h B0ss!
04-24-2008 01:17:35 [NPC]Enforcer Smasher: Aw. I really wanted to see if that Sportaur idea would work, too!
Wow... that is hilarious! Sportaur, just wow!
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Wow... that is hilarious! Sportaur, just wow!
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The images!
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You should post that over in the art section and see if anyone can draw it up.
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Outside of the Faultline AE building, there were two PPD just standing around, and one said to the other "Does anyone else think it's weird that they put up this monstrous building and the rest of Faultline still isn't done?"
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"One day we all may see each other elsewhere. In Tyria, in Azeroth. We may pass each other and never know it. And that's sad. But if nothing else, we'll still have Rhode Island."
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Outside of the Faultline AE building, there were two PPD just standing around, and one said to the other "Does anyone else think it's weird that they put up this monstrous building and the rest of Faultline still isn't done?"
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Wow. Its as if they quoted me (and countless others) there.
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Outside of the Faultline AE building, there were two PPD just standing around, and one said to the other "Does anyone else think it's weird that they put up this monstrous building and the rest of Faultline still isn't done?"
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Wow. Its as if they quoted me (and countless others) there.
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Y'know what's worse? I can imagining something like that happening in real life.
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Pffff lol.
Saw an npc in the AE building in Talos say something straight from pinky and the brain, today, "but where are we going to get leather pants in our size?"
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I saw Wretch hanging out in the St. Martial Studio B the other day.
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Nuts. B_I got in the obligatory Sportaur reference. 
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Can't remember the exact quotes, but two Luddite ones I heard recently were new to me and pretty funny:
1. "I know it's wrong, but this job would be a lot easier with some modern power tools."
2. "The definition of passive resistance is a difficult one, especially when it comes to Arachnos thugs."
I know I got those wrong, but anyway...
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Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: Like, Ohmigawd! Morac! We are so gonna totally rock now!
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: Like, I have always SOOO wanted to meet you!
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: And now we can like, totally fight together and all sorts of stuff.
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: All the other Fortunatas were all TOTALLY like 'Tarantula Program? Eeew!'
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: And then they were like, 'Like, what are you thinking, Becky?'
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: And I was totally like 'I'll get to meet all kinds of interesting people and stuff.'
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: And look, here I am, like, totally fighting alongside YOU!
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: This is even better then when I worked with Silver Mantis.
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: She's, like, totally uptight, until you get to know her, y'know?
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: But this is sooo much better than that.
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I overheard this the other day...
Luddite Friar: No. Nonviolent protest does not mean "only knives".
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Pffff lol.
Saw an npc in the AE building in Talos say something straight from pinky and the brain, today, "but where are we going to get leather pants in our size?"
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I saw Wretch hanging out in the St. Martial Studio B the other day.
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I saw Leo Knight on the balcony outside the AE in Peregrine yesterday.
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vroom vroom
You should post that over in the art section and see if anyone can draw it up.
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It's been done - a while back (like, over a year ago, probably two). I remember seeing someone's photoshopped picture for it, though.
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it has gone from unconscionable to downright appalling that we have no way of measuring our characters' wetness.
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vroom vroom
You should post that over in the art section and see if anyone can draw it up.
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It's been done - a while back (like, over a year ago, probably two). I remember seeing someone's photoshopped picture for it, though.
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Yes, and that was a funny pic, too. Sure wish I knew where it was; i would post a link.
On patrol in Atlas Park, I saved a young woman from some Hellions. In her gratitude, she called out the following:
[NPC] Alessandra: I'm going to get some girlfriends and we're going to hunt you down!
That just seemed rather flattering.
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I loved this one in the Hollows.
[NPC]Damned: I've got Peanut Butter sandwhich, what do you got?
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vroom vroom
You should post that over in the art section and see if anyone can draw it up.
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It's been done - a while back (like, over a year ago, probably two). I remember seeing someone's photoshopped picture for it, though.
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Yes, and that was a funny pic, too. Sure wish I knew where it was; i would post a link.
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Found it! 
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it has gone from unconscionable to downright appalling that we have no way of measuring our characters' wetness.
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It's hard to beat the entertainment value of Whackjob Wednesdays.
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I overheard this the other day...
Luddite Friar: No. Nonviolent protest does not mean "only knives".
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Heh, Luddites have a bunch of gems.
I like: "Diagram one shows a nonviolent protest. Notice the lack of head injuries."
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vroom vroom
You should post that over in the art section and see if anyone can draw it up.
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It's been done - a while back (like, over a year ago, probably two). I remember seeing someone's photoshopped picture for it, though.
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Yes, and that was a funny pic, too. Sure wish I knew where it was; i would post a link.
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Found it!
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Oh my good gosh.
Now I wish that I could actually fight that guy in the game. He would be hilarious.
From a NPC outside the MA building don't remember what zone.
"This is the third time my mission "Statesman's Furry Adventure' has been rejected for violationtaing terms of service. "
"And for us this is the end of all stories, and we can mostly say they lived happily ever after. But for them it was the beginning of the real story. All there life in this world and all there adventures in Narnia had only be the cover and the title page: now at last they were beginning Chapter One of The Great Story which no one on earth has ever read: which goes on forever: in which every chapter is better than the one before" - C.S Lewis, The Last Battle.
Architect Restoration Technician in the MA has some pretty good lines if you talk to it:
"Get back in the mission, soldier; never let them see you bleed."
"We use no medicinal herbs or chemicals. The whole process is digital."
"No animals were harmed in the restoration of you or anyone else."
"We don't serve fries."
My favorite:
"The Assistant Manager has uncontrolled superpowers lethal to organics.
That's why we keep her in the power suppression room."
Heard these ones in red side MA's:
Architect Employee: "I mugged this guy on the way in and took his access codes. Can't wait to see what kind of stuff he's created in Architect."
Burning Daemon: "Man, people around here are whimps, saying my missions are too hard. What a bunch of crybabies."
Architect Patron: "Whatever. If you put me in your mission one more time, I'm going to break every bone in your body. Alphabetically."
It is better to ask forgiveness than permission.
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