An open letter to cave missions
By
Angry_Citizen,
Posted on: 2009-05-26 18:53 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Dear Caves,
If you have a room that resembles a layer cake, you should be filled with concrete.
Love ya,
JWB
Writer of In-Game fiction: Just Completed: My Summer Vacation. My older things are now being archived at Fanfiction.net http://www.fanfiction.net/~jwbullfrog until I come up with a better solution.
Dear Caves,
Could you please round off all your edges so that pets and attending allies or hostages may more easily negotiate your twists and turns? As it is, you're pretty tough to navigate for them.
Thanks.
Zek
Please read my FEAR/Portal/HalfLife Fan Fiction!
Repurposed
Dear Caves,
Could you please be a lil bit taller and a lil bit wider for those of us who could not say no to the buffet line at the ol' country buffet?
Thank you,
Rose
"I don't wonda what Rose is like in RL, I just imagine she is a catgurl an' wish I could cyb0r wit her. "
- the legendary J-man
Silence!!! I kill you!
Dear Caves , Would you please tell me what happened to Timothy and Big Bad John. Does Lonesome Polecat and Hairless Joe stil co- habitate in you? Then would you attend a seismic event and convert to being a valley ?
K Thx Luv Ya
dear caves, get mined for ore then rot in hell
Dear Caves,
The trolls blew a huge crater in the middle of the Hollows. Why didn't you collapse? How can my heroes get into caves by using warehouse doors, the back doors of trucks, or, once in a while, a door on an island that floats in MIDAIR?
Thanks,
Lakanna
119088 - Outcasts Overcharged. Heroic.
Dear caves,
Should I post in this thread?
Thanks,
T T
There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"
Dear Caves,
What the heck is that blue rock you're made of, anyway? Is Rhode Island really supported on bluish-purple bedrock, and if so, why hasn't anyone ever seen it?
And, while we're at it, you're filled with abandoned mining equipment. What the heck were people mining in there? And why aren't they doing it any more?
Love,
Olantern
"Bombarding the CoH/V fora with verbosity since January, 2006"
Djinniman, level 50 inv/fire tanker, on Victory
-and 40 others on various servers
A CoH Comic: Kid Eros in "One Light"
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Dear Caves,
And, while we're at it, you're filled with abandoned mining equipment. What the heck were people mining in there? And why aren't they doing it any more?
Love,
Olantern
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thats a good question O.O
Volt Sentinel Reference
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but lightning does the work.
Dear Caves:
Arc ID 1805. That is all.
Eva Destruction AR/Fire/Munitions Blaster
Darkfire Avenger DM/SD/Body Scrapper
Arc ID#161629 Freaks, Geeks, and Men in Black
Arc ID#431270 Until the End of the World
Dear Caves,
Hi, how are you? Not bad here, but I am sad to hear that people are still ragging on you like they do. I rather like negotiating the tight spaces and you're awesome for my AoEs. I even think you're great fun when I'm running with masterminds!
As you know I will be committing creative suicide on my next MA arc by including your blue version and I could give a rat's scab what other think. To me you're just dreamy...
Some people think I'm nuts, but I know the real you, caves - and you're totally awesome.
Your fan,
"Cave" Dark 5
Dear CoT caves:
I am going to detonate a large nuclear device in Faultline in the near future. I stole it from the Rikti during one of those 50,000 "Get a Rikti Bomb" missions.
Anyhoo, this matters to you because the resultant seismic aftershocks will make short work of both you and the Spectrals that haunt you. Heroes and villains alike will shout for joy, irregardless of factional differences; they will be briefly united in celebration.
I am looking forward to this immensely, hope you are too.
Love:
Bad
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Dear CoT caves:
I am going to detonate a large nuclear device in Faultline in the near future. I stole it from the Rikti during one of those 50,000 "Get a Rikti Bomb" missions.
Anyhoo, this matters to you because the resultant seismic aftershocks will make short work of both you and the Spectrals that haunt you. Heroes and villains alike will shout for joy, irregardless of factional differences; they will be briefly united in celebration.
I am looking forward to this immensely, hope you are too.
Love:
Bad
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I know I will be!
Dear Caves,
Thank you for not giving me concussions or broken bones when I run, jump or fly around in you, bouncing from wall to wall like a 1st grader after 6 Kool Aids and an all day Pokemon marathon.
Crapfully yours,
Demobot
P.S. Thanks for getting up the guts to straighten out the last mish of the Numina TF.
@Demobot
Also on Steam
Dear Caves,
I have been seriously looking back upon our relationship and getting very clear on what I need and desire out of a relationship.
The conclusion I have come to is that we are too different in both our personality and our desired lifestyles to be able to successfully live together with joy, bliss, good communication, and interaction.
This is not about you or about me "winning or losing", or about one of us being wrong -- it is about two ways of being... which do not fulfill each other, or go together. Though I had been open to having you visit with the thought that possibly we could 'try' again, after thinking about it a lot, I realize that it is not a good idea. I am very clear that we are not the 'right' people for each other at this time in our lives.
Please forgive yourself, and me, for any 'mistakes' we made along the way... and remember that we both have grown immensely through being together... but the time has come to move on.
So basically what I am saying is that I would like to 'cancel' my invitation for you to visit. I feel at this time, that I need to move on with my life, and having you come and visit would not serve any positive purpose. You need to accept that this relationship is over and open yourself up to receiving the blessings of the universe...
I think we both need to let go of the past, be grateful for what we had for a time, learn from our experiences, and move on from there.
Dearest Caves, we have been through a lot together... I have a learned a lot about myself, as you have learnt a lot about yourself. At this point, we are both ready to graduate to the next level in a relationship...What we have learned, whether while we were together, or whether after, through looking back on how we 'operated' together, will serve us in our future relationships.
It has been my experience, that all relationships that end are simply opening the door to another level of joy, and a better relationship built on what we have learnt in the past. So I know and trust that there is someone out there who will support you in your growth while loving you exactly the way you are... which is something that we were not doing for each other. I constantly judged and criticized you, in the same manner that you judged and criticized me... Out there is the perfect person for you that will love you and not find a single thing to criticize about you in the same way that you will not find a single thing to criticize about them... You will accept her as she is, even while seeing that she is not "perfect".
Do not see this as losing something, but rather as having gained knowledge and wisdom... Everything that you learned from us being together, as well as from us being separated, you will be able to put in practice in your next relationship to avoid the traps that we got into.
EVERYTHING ALWAYS WORKS OUT FOR THE BEST, and this is no exception. Trust in yourself, trust in the Universe, trust in the power of Love that rules our lives. Please dont get into feeling sorry for yourself and wanting to 'end it all'. Rather, thank God for the learning experience, and ask for the openness to recognize the blessings in your life. They are there... open yourself up to being you, accepting yourself completely without judgment, and loving yourself unconditionally.
I wish you joy, I wish you happiness, I wish you heaven on earth. Please trust in yourself and the Universe enough to take some deep breaths, and start looking to find and create joy in your life. It is there... simply step out and claim it.
Blessings to you... Be the light!
Dear Caves,
I don't normally have things like this happen to me. But I was out spelunking with the Swedish exchange student who is staying with us for the summer...
...six hours later we finally came, back to the entrance of the cave. We had much fun but left many of our toys behind. If someone asks about the "mining" equipment perhaps you can pass along this tale.
Thanks,
Happy Explorer
The first two posts in this thread are so full of correct that it hurts.
Learn modesty, if you desire knowledge. A highland would never be irrigated by river." (Kanz ol-Haghayegh)
Dear Caves,
Oh it has been a while since I have written to you, I have just been so busy, but there is something that I have to tell you. I think we should see other people, it has been a long year and no matter how hard we tried to spend time together it seemed things just got in the way. I think you are a really great mission map so its not you, it's me.
I hope we can stay friends,
MHM
P.S. Do you still have City Map 02 (Ruined)'s number I want to give her a call to see how she is doing?
Dear Caves,
Does your bank offer free checking? Just curious.
MM
@Mental Maden @Maden Mental
"....you are now tackle free for life."-ShoNuff
Dear Caves,
You are an awesome place to store cookies.
Love and noms
Ulli
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
Dear Caves,
Bite me, fanboy.
Love,
The Emerald Chesticles of DOOOM!
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Dear Caves,
Bite me, fanboy.
Love,
The Emerald Chesticles of DOOOM!
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Can i watch?
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God these threads rank a "10" on the Pathetic meter.
Doom.
Yep.
This is really doom.
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You need a hug
Dear Caves,
If you're a big wide troll mission cave, you're good. If you're any other kind of cave mission, please stop existing.
Love, Neogumbercules.