An open letter to cave missions
By
Angry_Citizen,
Posted on: 2009-05-26 18:53 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Dear Players,
lrn how 2 play n00bs.
Love,
The Caves
In the Arena of Logic, I fight unarmed.
Great thread!
Dear Blue Caves,
You are an exercise in frustration for us mildly color-blind players. However, your puddles are wonderfully cool and refreshing.
With Utmost Ambivalence,
Me
Dear Blue Caves,
Why do you hate travel powers so much? did they hurt you as a small sinkhole?
Sincerely,
Ash.
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Dear Caves,
Don't cave in to popular pressure. Be yourself.
--NT
They all laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
But I showed them, and nobody's laughing at me now!
If I became a red name, I would be all "and what would you mere mortals like to entertain me with today, mu hu ha ha ha!" ~Arcanaville
Dear Caves,
As a member of the National Speleological Society I feel compelled to ask: where's all the light coming from? Phosphorescent fungi? Bioluminescent organisms?
REAL caves are quite...y'know...devoid of light.
Freakin' posers.
R
ooh! Ooh! I can field that one.
You know how humans and sometimes cats become heroes? Plenty of catgirls out there right? Obviously the glow is regen or willpower from those fungi and mosses that grow under ground. DUH. We live in Paragon City! If you've ever messed with the devouring earth, you KNOW that the fungus is powered!
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Dear caves,
Lock the RP'ers in the Hollows forever.
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Dear Caves,
Don't cave in to popular pressure. Be yourself.
--NT
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Open letter to Nuclear Toast...
Ouch.
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ooh! Ooh! I can field that one.
You know how humans and sometimes cats become heroes? Plenty of catgirls out there right? Obviously the glow is regen or willpower from those fungi and mosses that grow under ground. DUH. We live in Paragon City! If you've ever messed with the devouring earth, you KNOW that the fungus is powered!
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Is that the Humongous Fungus among us? 
There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"
Dear caves,
I don't understand why people are writing to you, when the thread is titled "An open letter to cave missions". Why aren't they addressing the missions themselves then?
Dear cave missions,
You need to leave the caves behind. Seriously. Go outside, find a nicer place to have your mission.
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ooh! Ooh! I can field that one.
You know how humans and sometimes cats become heroes? Plenty of catgirls out there right? Obviously the glow is regen or willpower from those fungi and mosses that grow under ground. DUH. We live in Paragon City! If you've ever messed with the devouring earth, you KNOW that the fungus is powered!
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Is that the Humongous Fungus among us?
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Please tell me someone has made an MA arc with this name. 
my lil RWZ Challenge vid
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ooh! Ooh! I can field that one.
You know how humans and sometimes cats become heroes? Plenty of catgirls out there right? Obviously the glow is regen or willpower from those fungi and mosses that grow under ground. DUH. We live in Paragon City! If you've ever messed with the devouring earth, you KNOW that the fungus is powered!
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Is that the Humongous Fungus among us?
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Please tell me someone has made an MA arc with this name.
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I can do so if you wish. Of course, you do realize that the Humongous Fungus would be among us in the Mush Room...
Maybe I should quit before I wake up dead.
There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"
Dear Cave Missions,
Just stop. You've been warned.
Dear caves:
Don't. Just DON'T.
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"A good n00b-sauce is based on a good n00b-roux." - The Masque
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Maybe I should quit before I wake up dead.
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"I swear, one of these days you're going to wake up in a coma."
"Wake up in a co-... lets go."
Dear Cave Missions,
I am a young co-ed going to college in a small mid-western town. You won't believe what just happened to me! But that is a story for another time.
I was wondering if you are reading these letters? I mean do you have eyes? If so, how many? If you don't have eyes is someone reading these letters to you? In that case where are your ears?
Please write back. . . (If you have hands. If you don't, I'm sorry.)
Dear Caves,
You should pop up behind office building doors more often. And I'm not talking about those of you who are underneath office buildings and accessed via an unsightly hole in the linoleum, but proper cave-only caves somehow accessible from the front door of an office building. It's just better that way.
Smooches,
Duck Dim Sum
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