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My favorite happened about a week ago. A friend was working on a story arc and I agreed to help test it. While in the AE building in Atlas Park a 41 level asked in broadcast.. "So where is Steel Canyon and how do I get there so I can get a new costume?"
Ahhh 40 levels of fun and never once ventured beyond the walls of the AE building.
* Placing an arm around the new players shoulder She led him to the door and out onto the balcony overlooking Atlas Park*
"See that small raised building with the tracks running in and out of it my boy. Go there and click on the doors you find inside, just like you click on the holograph emitter inside this building, and a strange the mystical device we call a tram will arrive and take you to any place listed on the menu that appears. Look carefully and you will see small print that says STEEL CANYON if you click that it will magically transport you there." The young player shook his head in disbelief insisting that the game was here and only here. There couldn't possibly be more to see or do outside of the building he'd known as home for the past 2 hours.
"This Steel Canyon must be a section of the map here and I will find it."
He left on his quest and weeks later was found living in a cardboard box near the Hollows gate. He was muttering to himself and hadn't bathed or shaved in days.
Hehehe
�We�re always the good guys. In D&D, we�re lawful good. In City of Heroes we�re the heroes. In Grand Theft Auto we pay the prostitutes promptly and never hit them with a bat.� � Leonard
�Those women are prostitutes? You said they were raising money for stem cell research!� � Sheldon
Where have all the good teams gone?
Interested in tickets I have spent a great deal of time (Red side) in AE missions. Mirroring the theme of this thread I can say the PLed players are just terrible...
Juzam
Tanker aficionado
Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.
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Level 43 asks "What's an awaken?"
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Wow.
Unless he was a regen scrapper... then it makes perfect sense. 
"Don't unravel them-- your ears were meant to be that way."
-Steve Aylett
Whats the point of this....?
A friend of mine talked her morbidly obese friend to subscribe so that her special needs son could play. Finally she did, but she ended up playing all the time and her son never did. She played for hours daily with one toon, and dinged 50 in a few weeks. Then she said "All my round thingies are red." Yes, turns out she dinged 50 with a bunch of low-level TOs. In her latter levels, she started getting kicked from teams because she was so clueless.
"If you think something is impossible, check your assumptions." -- Atlas Shrugged
Two weeks ago, I was playing my Elec Melee / Willpower Brute. I was level 19, and teamed with a level 28 Arachnos Widow. I kept running out of endurance, and said I couldn't wait until level 20 and Stamina.
"What's Stamina?"
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Then I looked at her badges, and saw she had the 21 month veteran reward badge. :\ I don't think she was joking, either.
@Celestial Lord and @Celestial Lord Too
Makes perfect sense to me if the Level 43 was a tank.
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Two weeks ago, I was playing my Elec Melee / Willpower Brute. I was level 19, and teamed with a level 28 Arachnos Widow. I kept running out of endurance, and said I couldn't wait until level 20 and Stamina.
"What's Stamina?"
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Then I looked at her badges, and saw she had the 21 month veteran reward badge. :\ I don't think she was joking, either.
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Just take Quick Recovery first...
"I never said thank you." - Lt. Gordon
"And you'll never have to." - the Dark Knight
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Makes perfect sense to me if the Level 43 was a tank.
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This.
If it wasn't:
*Headdesk*
Can we get the teleporter ready for teleport to the Phantom Zone?
Yeah, only one for now.
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Makes perfect sense to me if the Level 43 was a tank.
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This.
If it wasn't:
*Headdesk*
Can we get the teleporter ready for teleport to the Phantom Zone?
Yeah, only one for now.
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Seeing PL'd turds flying around in those diamond-shaped prisons throughout Paragon would be hilarious.
"I never said thank you." - Lt. Gordon
"And you'll never have to." - the Dark Knight
No purpose to this thread, I just find some of the AE comments funny if you've been playing for awhile.
Today I got asked by a Lvl 50 toon " How do I get out of this building". So I led him to the door and told him to click it. I'm all about helping.
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Makes perfect sense to me if the Level 43 was a tank.
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This.
If it wasn't:
*Headdesk*
Can we get the teleporter ready for teleport to the Phantom Zone?
Yeah, only one for now.
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I want one of those ring-hulahoop spinny things for my base.
"Don't unravel them-- your ears were meant to be that way."
-Steve Aylett
A good one when I saw StarFish Villain asking around in Cap for some restroom... gosh what a noob!
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A friend of mine talked her morbidly obese friend to subscribe so that her special needs son could play. Finally she did, but she ended up playing all the time and her son never did. She played for hours daily with one toon, and dinged 50 in a few weeks. Then she said "All my round thingies are red." Yes, turns out she dinged 50 with a bunch of low-level TOs. In her latter levels, she started getting kicked from teams because she was so clueless.
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All she needed to do was get to lvl 46 and the PL invites would start coming fast and furious.
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity
Meh. PL invites would be coming sooner than that.
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Makes perfect sense to me if the Level 43 was a tank.
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This.
If it wasn't:
*Headdesk*
Can we get the teleporter ready for teleport to the Phantom Zone?
Yeah, only one for now.
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I want one of those ring-hulahoop spinny things for my base.
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COME, SON OF A PL-ER! KNEEL BEFORE POSI!
I tried to hold it in as long as possible, hoping someone else would say it.
You all disappoint me.
Member - Pingus, & Legendaries
Angry Sysop 50 BRUTE - Angry Woodsman 50 TANK - Angry Florist 21 CONTROLLER
"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*
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A friend of mine talked her morbidly obese friend to subscribe so that her special needs son could play. Finally she did, but she ended up playing all the time and her son never did. She played for hours daily with one toon, and dinged 50 in a few weeks. Then she said "All my round thingies are red." Yes, turns out she dinged 50 with a bunch of low-level TOs. In her latter levels, she started getting kicked from teams because she was so clueless.
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All she needed to do was get to lvl 46 and the PL invites would start coming fast and furious.
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Funny, my dom has been lvl 46 for, er, 5 months, only one PL request to-date. (I've been using him to run oro missions for influ)
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A good one when I saw StarFish Villain asking around in Cap for some restroom... gosh what a noob!
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You really don't get it, do you? They are all laughing AT you, not WITH you. You poor deluded little monkey.
"Don't unravel them-- your ears were meant to be that way."
-Steve Aylett
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A friend of mine talked her morbidly obese friend to subscribe so that her special needs son could play. Finally she did, but she ended up playing all the time and her son never did. She played for hours daily with one toon, and dinged 50 in a few weeks. Then she said "All my round thingies are red." Yes, turns out she dinged 50 with a bunch of low-level TOs. In her latter levels, she started getting kicked from teams because she was so clueless.
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That is...sad and pathetic and more than a little disgusting to me.
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A good one when I saw StarFish Villain asking around in Cap for some restroom... gosh what a noob!
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You really don't get it, do you? They are all laughing AT you, not WITH you. You poor deluded little monkey.
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A good one when I saw StarFish Villain asking around in Cap for some restroom... gosh what a noob!
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You really don't get it, do you? They are all laughing AT you, not WITH you. You poor deluded little monkey.
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*headdesk.headdesk.headdesk.headdesk.headarttable. headdesk*
All I could do was ROFL. Man I love AE.