Another award winning NPC phrase...


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BAH DUM CHSSSH (drumroll sound)

HAH HAH....Dangly Parts.


 

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BAH DUM CHSSSH (drumroll sound)

HAH HAH....Dangly Parts.

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HAH HAH...Bi-Curious

Yeah, I saw that in beta, I liked it.


 

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Don't you mean "rimshot?" D:


 

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HAH HAH....Dangly Parts.

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Damn you, I was going to try to work that into one of my posts tomorrow.


 

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The best piece of NPC dialogue I saw in beta (well okay, maybe the most random) was when I clicked on a random citizen and she said: 'I like pie!'

And that was it... she was a very strange NPC...


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Hey, if you like pie, shout it out.


 

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I had sombody say "your my Idol!"

Then in a "break statues" mission I had a hero tell me "Null:Mr. Bumpo! Stop what you are doing!" or somthing to that effect...

I am MR BUMPO!


By the catapillars hooka you WILL smile!

 

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Another good one was "Don't look at the scary evil person. Don't look at the scary evil person."


 

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My favorite so far was walking by a Penumbra Elite Assault talking to his troops said "you guys are 33% less accurate than you were last month, whats up with that?"


 

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"Except for socially, you're my role model."


 

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Near the Natural Quartermaster in Sharkshead, there is a battle between NPCs... I always see blue NPC text that Banana-nator has defeated Curious Fred... Always get a giggle out of that...


 

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"I'd cower in fear, but I'm just too tired."


 

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Damn you, I was going to try to work that into one of my posts tomorrow.


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I've been trying to figure out good powersets for a Phil Ken Sebben Villain...

"HA HA! Cookies on Dowels!"


 

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Last night in Cap du Diablo from a woman lying on the ground being beaten (eaten?) on by some Vaz:

"Calm blue ocean ... Calm blue ocean ... go to my happy place"


 

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My favorite so far was walking by a Penumbra Elite Assault talking to his troops said "you guys are 33% less accurate than you were last month, whats up with that?"

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HAHAHAHA That is the best one yet!

Cheers!


 

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My favorite so far was walking by a Penumbra Elite Assault talking to his troops said "you guys are 33% less accurate than you were last month, whats up with that?"

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Statesman fixed them.


 

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My favorite so far was walking by a Penumbra Elite Assault talking to his troops said "you guys are 33% less accurate than you were last month, whats up with that?"

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Statesman fixed them.

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I was in Cap the other day and clicked on one, who said, "my friend said he thought Statesman should kick Lord Recluse's butt. ... I haven't seen him around recently."

Of course the other one I pressed first said, "you don't want me. You want that guy over there."


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I'm quite partial to the Crey Scientist shouting out

"Hah! That information is useless without the proper decoding information!

...

Wait, I wasn't supposed to say that."


 

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Heard in Cap Au Diable: "Is it wrong that most guys I know think Ghost Widow is kind of hot?"

And of course, the Hellion Girlfriends trump all.


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From a scientist in a mission: "I don't do windows. Get it? Get it?"

Arachnos trooper: "I don't get it."