Any devs going to be at E3?

marqaha · 05-09-2005 08:10 PM

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Pilcrow · 05-09-2005 08:13 PM

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Give him/her a name like one of the NPCs. There are plenty of them available.

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Well than it's obvious: "[null]"

_Pax_ · 05-09-2005 08:20 PM

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hey...how do you get into E3 anyway?

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Work in the industry or the industry news.

UnknownBlade · 05-09-2005 08:22 PM

im voting for "Red Shirt"

Shenalia · 05-09-2005 08:31 PM

Well then, States, I hope to see you there.

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Kage · 05-09-2005 09:19 PM

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Me, Lord Recluse, Ravenshadow, Poz, Another programmer (no cool handle), Capt. Mako.

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Please, get that poor ******* a cool handle before E3. You dont want him to be embarrassed do you?

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I vote for Parcels.

If you take the first letter of the first word for each name that Statesman listed above (including A from another) and add an E since there is only 1 vowel otherwise, you can form the word parcels.

Garde_Manger_Guy · 05-09-2005 09:21 PM

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Me, Lord Recluse, Ravenshadow, Poz, Another programmer (no cool handle), Capt. Mako.

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COV demo?
Check.
Evil dude there?
Check.
Good guy there?
Check.
Average programmer guy without a cool handle to sacrifice for the "Most ultimate E3 demo ever!"
Hmmmm...
Check.
What's this guys name? Kenny?

*Statesman, Ravenshadow, Capt. Mako and Poz are in the COV booth at E3. There are deep in a private conversation shortly before the COV demo is set to begin with a multitude of the media in attendance.
Statesman spots Kenny(the programmer without the cool handle) approching the booth and signals Capt. Mako who gives Statesman the thumbs up sign and retreats behind the walls of the COV display area.
Capt Mako picks up a arming device of a table in the back and flips the arming switch to "ready".
Ravenshadow and Poz begin a fake heated argument about how the "Ask a stupid question thread" should have beaten the "Jerk Hackers" thread for "Best thread" and disappear around a corner.
Kenny, clueless as to the events unfolding around him approaches Statesman. *

Statesman: "Hey there Kenny! Nice to see you wore that new red shirt that you won at the employee christmas party!" "Could you go and start up the demo for COV please?"

Kenny: "Sure thing boss!"

*Statesman hurries around the same corner that Poz, and Ravenshadow went towards.*

*Kenny walks over to the projector that is supposed to show the COV demo, presses the "start" button and dies in an imaginative, yet bloodless way (to keep the T rating).*

*Lord Recluse appears from across the other side of the booth.*

Lord Recluse: "MWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

*Poz, Ravenshadow, and Statesman come out of hiding from around the corner*

Poz: "OMG!"

Ravenshadow:"You killed Kenny!"

Statesman: "You Basset!"(*)

(*)Or words to that effect.

Etc. Etc. until the COV Demo ends.

Alas poor no cool handled Programmer! We knew you so briefly but we enjoyed so well our all too short time together!

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NarfMann · 05-09-2005 09:25 PM

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Cool Handle Luke!

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BRILLIANT!!!

Pilcrow · 05-09-2005 09:35 PM

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im voting for "Red Shirt"

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/sign

Adron · 05-09-2005 09:37 PM

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Me, Lord Recluse, Ravenshadow, Poz, Another programmer (no cool handle), Capt. Mako.

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Please, get that poor ******* a cool handle before E3. You dont want him to be embarrassed do you?

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I recommend "No Cool Handle."

Two_Times · 05-09-2005 11:00 PM

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Another programmer (no cool handle).

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now thats not fair... he should have a cool handle aswell..

/em cheer *for all the anonymous*

ASFreeFall · 05-09-2005 11:13 PM

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Well than it's obvious: "[null]"

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Seconded.

Sockem · 05-10-2005 12:08 AM

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Well than it's obvious: "[null]"

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Seconded.

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Thirded

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MageAsh · 05-10-2005 12:22 AM

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Well than it's obvious: "[null]"

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Seconded.

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Thirded

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Fourthaded

Jagged · 05-10-2005 01:19 AM

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Well than it's obvious: "[null]"

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Seconded.

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Thirded

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Fourthaded

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Actually I prefer "No Cool Handle"

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Aliana Blue · 05-10-2005 01:39 AM

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Well than it's obvious: "[null]"

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Seconded.

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Thirded

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Fourthaded

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Actually I prefer "No Cool Handle"

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Pie!

The Pie Man.

The Scottish Pier.

Facepie.

Pieromaniac.

App Pie (hey, he is a programmer!).

The Key Pie.

hmm....

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Rajani Isa · 05-10-2005 01:44 AM

Or the "Mysterious Dev in the Corner"

[null] seems like it would be fun too, but it would probably have problems if a ingame character was created.

E3 is primarly an industry expo, but you can buy tickets to get in, IIRC if you are just some random person.

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SpacemanBill · 05-10-2005 04:31 AM

Red Shirt.

Infernal_Girl · 05-10-2005 05:37 AM

Gonna put my vote in for [null], although Red Shirt and Cool Handle Luke were close behind.

Sara_Phim · 05-10-2005 05:45 AM

I like Code Monkey a few pages back. Can his avatar be a Ritki monkey that had a change of conscious?

Also, Skippy Buggity Boo is always good!

Relitner · 05-10-2005 05:53 AM

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Well than it's obvious: "[null]"

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Seconded.

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Thirded! (is that a word?)

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Make that "Fifthed"

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RockinStone · 05-10-2005 06:09 AM

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Me, Lord Recluse, Ravenshadow, Poz, Another programmer (no cool handle), Capt. Mako.

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Hmmm
ideas ideas ideas:

Zippy
Capt Cooless
Lord(lady) Keytapper
Programus
Sidekick Man
Lord(lady) Poptart
Codejunkie

Doctor_Phogg · 05-10-2005 06:31 AM

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I like Code Monkey a few pages back. Can his avatar be a Ritki monkey that had a change of conscious?

Also, Skippy Buggity Boo is always good!

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Tyfon · 05-10-2005 06:37 AM

DevX

"who is the mysterious DevX, and why does he bear a striking similarity to Rex Dev, missing half-brother of Speed Ra... er, the Statesman?"

Bayani · 05-10-2005 06:41 AM

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Me, Lord Recluse, Ravenshadow, Poz, Another programmer (no cool handle), Capt. Mako.

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The Nameless Wonder?!