Rob Liefeld badmouths Deadpool, draws more pouches


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"Fans who have fallen away from the moronic depiction of Deadpool that has been presented of late will find Bloodstrike more their liking. This is modern, rogue, mercenary action-adventure. Tons of great concepts, as well. Tim Seeley put his Grant Morrison hat on and has some great big ideas."
-- Rob Liefeld

I don't think he even knows what he's saying anymore. I think his mouth just does its own thing and his brain has checked out.

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In true Liefeld style: No feet, enormous ribcages and muscles, POUCHES FOR NO REASON, TEENY TINY head, mismatched anatomy, banana-thigh and extraneous lines.

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Actually. I'd love to see a return of Deadpools original mask. You know, without the extra material hanging off the back.

The mask looks good on Bloodstrike. But then, it's typical mask really. Can't say I care for Liefeld's art (I admit he's better than me though ) and really don't understand why he would badmouth Deadpool.

Whether people like Deadpool or not, it's nice to see a newer character hit it off.


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God, look at that left hand.

Liefield...don't ever change.



 

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I like how his laser guns are ejecting shell casings.
And those sticks on his back. Are they suppose to be swords? Cuz if so, those would be some mighty short blades given we don't see the tips.



 

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At the very least the pouches are all ont he belt and the outside of his legs (none on the inside).


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just had to say I love the title of this thread so much I want to marry it.


except that would be bigamy....


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To be fair, though, Deadpool is getting a bit tired and overplayed.


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just had to say I love the title of this thread so much I want to marry it.


except that would be bigamy....
After all these years he still can't draw feet...


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Why do his characters never have proper feet? What do they stand on? Stumps?
Why is the left hand so much smaller than the right one?
How can a v-shaped torso like that end up with a pin head?
What kind of herbal/chemical additive produces quadriceps like those?
Sweet candied carrots, why can't my eyes find a safe spot where to rest without shooting warning signals to my brain!
Why can't I unsee this!


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Why do his characters never have proper feet? What do they stand on? Stumps?
Why is the left hand so much smaller than the right one?
How can a v-shaped torso like that end up with a pin head?
What kind of herbal/chemical additive produces quadriceps like those?
Sweet candied carrots, why can't my eyes find a safe spot where to rest without shooting warning signals to my brain!
Why can't I unsee this!
Look at the abs too. Those don't look right. They look like a zipper rather than paired muscles.



 

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As fun as it is to mock Liefeld (I really do think it's fun btw), this is from October.


 

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I like how his laser guns are ejecting shell casings.
They're supposed to be laser guns? I was just going to ask why his guns have two barrels.


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They're supposed to be laser guns? I was just going to ask why his guns have two barrels.

Where's the ejection ports?? The top looks to be solid, there's nothing on either side (presuming they are two copies of the same weapon), and who designs a weapon to eject its spent shells right back into the user's face?



 

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This talentless nincompoop uses a design stolen from a DC character.

Talented people give it a name that is nonsensical except as a way of parodying its origins, then decide to make it a farce in writing.

The character becomes more popular than any other Marvel character made in at least 20 years.

He thinks the character is popular because it is another Liefield character with guns, pouches, and called a combination of dead, gun, blood, etc.


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I like Deadpool

Especially when he's written more as a guy who just wants to be an X-man, isn't afraid to tell Wolverine to stfu with his brooding, and shows off that he's actually jealous and angry no one wants to take him in and help him because he wasn't born with his powers.

Also lol this guy's name is terrible and Liefeld still can't draw.


 

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One would think that at some point, over the last 20 years, maybe around the time of Image's founding, that someone like Jim Lee would have pulled Leifeld aside and said "Rob, let's take some time to go over human anatomy and how to draw it". Maybe Lee did and Rob just told him "Shut up Jim you're just mad my guys have bigger chest muscle things".


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I give you:



How the frack is it possible to remain upright when you are THAT top heavy????


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I give you:



How the frack is it possible to remain upright when you are THAT top heavy????
A more important question...

How does he manage to tie his shoes?



 

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A more important question...

How does he manage to tie his shoes?
he has slip on boots....so he doesn't need to tie shoelaces....


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1. Its ok for your guns to eject shell casings back towards you when your head is that small of a target.

2. There's no need to tie showlaces when you have no feet.

3. Stone's right hand is larger than his left hand because the pouches on his left side are larger than they are on the right side. So the left hand is always crossing over and grabbing the small things and the right hand is always crossing over and grabbing the larger things.

At least that's my story of why his right hand gets that much more of a workout than his left, and I'm sticking with that.


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How can a v-shaped torso like that end up with a pin head?
Because the V-shaped torso ended up drawn by a pin head?


 

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I give you:



How the frack is it possible to remain upright when you are THAT top heavy????
The posting of that image is the equivalent of Godwin's law for a Liefeld thread.


 

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I give you:

As long as this guy keeps drawing; no-one should complain of Statescrotch or Penny-wrath.


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How the frack is it possible to remain upright when you are THAT top heavy????
I was thinking "Phwoar, look at those tits and those ab-tit... what the hell are those? Argh, eyebleach please."


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