Really Bad AE Arc Ideas


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1) The Bob Dylan Task Force
Kings Row
Freakshow
Stealing all the bank dough
Crimes grow
Bombs blow
Rescue trapped hero
Don't need to be the Statesman to know this is a no-no

2) Doctor Aeon is in a mad experiment to create a hybrid between a frozen dinner and a pot pie. Stop this mad experiment before it destroys Paragon City

3) The Party Pooper has siezed control of Praetoria. You must fight for your right to party!

4) The Living Palindrome will harass Sarah every day at noon with his army of solo gigolos. Find out who trained this villain and beat them so they never do it again.

5) A desperate scientists hid his doomsday formula by training a rikti monkey to screech the ingredients when physical contact is made. Then he hid the the beast in a large pack of Rikti monkeys. To save the world you must run through the Rikti War zone spanking these monkeys.

6) You got a day job with Fedex just as they opened their new Oranbega branch. Today is Halo Four Pre-Order Delivery Day. Flambeaux will accompany you to the first 89 glowies.

7) Win the tri-county pie eating competition. Your toughest competition will be the chubby kid that everyone picks on.


 

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Revenge of the 90's Gritty and Stupid Heroes
1. Manticore decides to not allow anyone else to protect Statesman's daughter at a meeting of villains. She is killed of course.
2. They then decide to only have Ms. Liberty protect a hero doing a mental probe on a mind controlling villain. The hero is possessed of course.
3. Then kill off the possessed hero
4. Then kill off statesman


 

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Originally Posted by dugfromthearth View Post
Revenge of the 90's Gritty and Stupid Heroes
1. Manticore decides to not allow anyone else to protect Statesman's daughter at a meeting of villains. She is killed of course.
2. They then decide to only have Ms. Liberty protect a hero doing a mental probe on a mind controlling villain. The hero is possessed of course.
3. Then kill off the possessed hero
4. Then kill off statesman
<trombone> WAH WAHHHHH... </trombone>


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1)Shilos, future son of sister psyche's clone and lord nemesis has traveled back in time to escape the covenant of tech warlocks who need his mutant clockwork blood to complete the anti-harmonica; a device to eliminate spiritually true musical expression from the world, which is the tech warlocks' only weakness. Team up with Shilos and Kanye West to put an end to the invading tech warlocks and save the present and the future for all!



Something about that just seems so... horrible. A combination of horrible fan shipping with an amalgam of random future ideas and top it off with an 80's generic abstract thing to save.



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The world has been taken over by boxes. And a Freakshow boss.Destroy them all and click the glowie to save humanity!


 

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Originally Posted by Rufus T Fyrfly View Post
The world has been taken over by boxes. And a Freakshow boss.Destroy them all and click the glowie to save humanity!
There is the reverse of this. A one mission arc about saving heroic boxes before they are destroyed. It's funny.

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Only you can stop Captain Laxative from spewing his filth all over Steel Canyon.


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Beware the wrath of Mr. Monologue!


 

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I made one once where you rescue a guy from the office building where he's working where they have the thermostat too low.


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The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to save the President?


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Originally Posted by Doctor Roswell View Post
The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to save the President?
That's one the best video game plots of all time. Forget the Metal Gear series, I wanna be one of the Bad Dudes!


 

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The evil Professor Malady has afflicted the Freedom Phalanx with highly embarrassing (yet non-fatal) medical conditions! You must find and end his evil plot while simultaneously coping such horrors as Back Alley Brawler's excessive flatulence!


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Originally Posted by Party_Kake View Post
I made one once where you rescue a guy from the office building where he's working where they have the thermostat too low.
That's just silly. You'd rescue a woman when the thermostat was too low. The guy would have to be rescued when it was too high. Or maybe that's just my own experience


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The worst AE idea I ever heard was "Help Mynx and Swan Take Ms. Liberty to the Planned Parenthood Clinic." Of course it would use the creepy hospital map from Maria's mission with Mother Mayhem. Once a friend of mine mentioned the idea, I debated building it, but A) I didn't want to waste a slot on a gag AE mission, and B) the joke wasn't worth getting banned over.


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Originally Posted by Saint Valencrime View Post
1) The Bob Dylan Task Force
Kings Row
Freakshow
Stealing all the bank dough
Crimes grow
Bombs blow
Rescue trapped hero
Don't need to be the Statesman to know this is a no-no
Outstanding. <slowclap>


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Originally Posted by Doctor Roswell View Post
The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to save the President?
I actually considered making this. Complete with a Barrack Obama expy for the President. And a flipside where "The president has been rescued by dudes! Are you a bad enough ninja to kidnap the president?"


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I actually considered making this. Complete with a Barrack Obama expy for the President. And a flipside where "The president has been rescued by dudes! Are you a bad enough ninja to kidnap the president?"
Do it.


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Originally Posted by dugfromthearth View Post
Revenge of the 90's Gritty and Stupid Heroes
1. Manticore decides to not allow anyone else to protect Statesman's daughter at a meeting of villains. She is killed of course.
2. They then decide to only have Ms. Liberty protect a hero doing a mental probe on a mind controlling villain. The hero is possessed of course.
3. Then kill off the possessed hero
4. Then kill off statesman
That explains so much...


 

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Originally Posted by Rufus T Fyrfly View Post
That's one the best video game plots of all time. Forget the Metal Gear series, I wanna be one of the Bad Dudes!
Well, given the topic title, I think it fits either way. It's a really BAD arc idea!
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I actually considered making this. Complete with a Barrack Obama expy for the President. And a flipside where "The president has been rescued by dudes! Are you a bad enough ninja to kidnap the president?"
I actually did back when AE was new, mostly just to get my feet wet with the whole system. And lo and behold, I just checked and apparently it's still published; "A Bad Story," arc #264233. It's showing some errors nowadays and I don't know if it plays well anymore, but it's out there, complete with swarms of ninja whose pajama-colors also indicate what kinds of attacks they use. If I remember right, they came out tougher than I'd intended, but it's still playable.

I ended up going with a "President Ronnie" character like in the arcade version of the game.

I love the idea of a villainous (ninja-ous?) companion arc....


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This can't happen until water blast goes live:

The Revenge of MC Pee Pants.


 

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Not an arc, but a single mission. One of my friends actually made this one, not long after AE went live, based on an old joke by another friend about how most of the game's original missions were written:

"Rescue children from burning orphanage!"
Objective: Defeat 12 Orphans


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Originally Posted by Mr_Morbid View Post
That's just silly. You'd rescue a woman when the thermostat was too low. The guy would have to be rescued when it was too high. Or maybe that's just my own experience
That's the way it works in my house. My wife's convinced I'm at least part Sebacean.






To be fair, I do have little to no heat tolerance (I start getting uncomfortable in the low to mid-70's, so she may be on to something)...


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I couldn't agree more.

 

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Originally Posted by Cende View Post
This one's actually funny.

I saved the really bad stuff for my own personal AE arc. Its a sewer romp called The Wild Wild Waste. It has the Sewer Soldier Formula. There is Archon Pennywise. Villains use drug labs to make Seweradine. There is even a recurring villain named Recurring Villain. Every really bad idea rolled into one fun filled AE arc for me.


 

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Really bad arc idea:

Mission 1: A mad scientist named "Clayton" sends you into a bad monster movie to fight an alien that looks like a gorilla wearing a space helmet.
Mission 2: He then sends you into an old Japanese movie to fight off chicken-like aliens and their giant monster while being aided by a guy named The Artist From Space.
Mission 3: He sends you into yet another movie, where you have to defeat a criminal mastermind with a mind-control mask (while also rescuing an Aztec priest and breaking the mind control on his cougar-themed protoge).
Mission 4: You get fed up with the crappy movies and go to take on Clayton himself, but he's guarded by minions and lieutenants from the movies, and he's slapped on a suit of power armor.