Memo to all Syndicate members:


Arcanaville

 

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To: Human Resources
CC: Facilities
Subject: Bring your child to work day Apr 26.
In response to your inquiry, I direct you to the announcement at the top of the page.


 

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This thread=Awesome.


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To Whom It May Concern:

The last few days seem to have been marked by a serious uptick in the number of "staff meetings". The personnel reporting for these staff meetings have frequently been both unauthorized and belligerent. Is there a procedure in place to handle this? Also, where should the staff be stored when not required for the meetings? The advice of the personnel in question has been most unhelpful.


 

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Originally Posted by BadWolf View Post
To Whom It May Concern:

The last few days seem to have been marked by a serious uptick in the number of "staff meetings". The personnel reporting for these staff meetings have frequently been both unauthorized and belligerent. Is there a procedure in place to handle this? Also, where should the staff be stored when not required for the meetings? The advice of the personnel in question has been most unhelpful.
Notice:

Staff staffs should not be confused with staffed staff. Fighting staff staff require staff verification to prevent staff fighting staff fighting non-staff. Staff fighting staff with fighting staff staff should staff staff fighting fighting with staff fighting for staff to staff fighting.

Cc: Staff, Staff Fighting Staff, Fighting Staff Staff.


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Originally Posted by Arcanaville View Post
Notice:

Staff staffs should not be confused with staffed staff. Fighting staff staff require staff verification to prevent staff fighting staff fighting non-staff. Staff fighting staff with fighting staff staff should staff staff fighting fighting with staff fighting for staff to staff fighting.

Cc: Staff, Staff Fighting Staff, Fighting Staff Staff.







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Paragon Studios

 

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Addendum:

Staff fighting staff fighting staff fighting staff staff staff fighting staff.


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Re: Staff fighting staff, fighting staff staff

Unfortunately it appears this message got misdirected. This is the staff fighting staff fighting stuff department, subsection staff staff fighting staff stuff. We've stuffed the staff's staff stuff in closet 3c until this is resolved, however the staff fighting staff and staff stuff staff feel a bit of a loss of direction without their staff stuff.

Please advise.


 

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Originally Posted by Arcanaville View Post
Notice:

Staff staffs should not be confused with staffed staff. Fighting staff staff require staff verification to prevent staff fighting staff fighting non-staff. Staff fighting staff with fighting staff staff should staff staff fighting fighting with staff fighting for staff to staff fighting.

Cc: Staff, Staff Fighting Staff, Fighting Staff Staff.
A minor clarification: Are the staff fighting staff temporary staff or permanent staff staff fighting staff? Also, if permanent staff who are non-staff fighting staff receive temporary staff powers, are they then temporary staff staff fighting permanent staff?

Also: Does the word "staff" start looking funny to you after typing it this many times?


 

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Staff staffs should not be confused with staffed staff. Fighting staff staff require staff verification to prevent staff fighting staff fighting non-staff. Staff fighting staff with fighting staff staff should staff staff fighting fighting with staff fighting for staff to staff fighting.

Cc: Staff, Staff Fighting Staff, Fighting Staff Staff.
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I am extremely disappointed that no one has broken into a staffy version of the Monty Python Spam Song (or skit).

I believe that some geek-nerd credentials need to be reviewed or even turned in. I mean really? How much of a set-up does one need?


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Originally Posted by Zwillinger View Post
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((Z, you forgot this one.))


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((Z, you forgot this one.))

MEMO: Please do not put staffs in the staff.




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Re: Staff fighting staff, fighting staff staff

Unfortunately it appears this message got misdirected. This is the staff fighting staff fighting stuff department, subsection staff staff fighting staff stuff. We've stuffed the staff's staff stuff in closet 3c until this is resolved, however the staff fighting staff and staff stuff staff feel a bit of a loss of direction without their staff stuff.
"Staff staff staff staff, staff staff staff staff, STAFFETY STAFF, oh wonderful staff! (staff staff staff staff)"

(Now where id dI put my Viking helmet?)


 

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Originally Posted by Seschat View Post
"Staff staff staff staff, staff staff staff staff, STAFFETY STAFF, oh wonderful staff! (staff staff staff staff)"

(Now where id dI put my Viking helmet?)
I DON'T LIKE STAFF!!! (/best Mrs Premise screaming voice)


More on point:


Dear Staff,

With all of the staff discussing staff, staff fighting, staff storage, and other
staff related matters, staff are urged to be especially vigilant with their spell checkers.

There is real concern that some staff could inadvertantly mistype staph for staff
leading to serious concerns about an imminent medical epidemic, ensuing panic,
and plain bad press it would generate.

With recent reporting bias shown by TPN, it is important that our image not be
tarnished any further with allegations of staph among the staff.

Staff's attention to staph misrepresentation is greatly appreciated.


Sincerely,
Malcom DeMedico,
Medical Chief of Staph.


PS> Staff are reminded that staph is NOT currently covered under the staff
Medical Benefits Package (MBP).


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