Alternate Ways Statesman Could Die
Lightning bolt?
Who said that i was that scary! ಠ_ಠ
Turns out he was made entirely of SOPA.
Everyone thought Statesman was a practically indestructible superhero, and then he took an arrow to the knee.
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Slipped on a bannana peel and hit the ground just right...
"I have something to say! It's better to burn out then to fade away!"
Drawn and quartered, Burned at the stake or Impaled.
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Jet Turbine (haven't you seen The Incredibles?!)
Those tricky, tricky capes.
any (any) of the ways that Super Dave was vidiotaped. And don't States couldnt be killed that way. It would be perfect. He does a stunt, for charity, but a villain rigs the whole thing so it affects him.
Then you just here this voice "Guys, that really hurt. No, I think I'm dying in here."
I like Nemesis flips the off-switch!
Hmm.
I don't know, but it starts off with "Wanna see something cool?"
In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo.
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He accidentally hit the "walk" power when he went to attack Wade detoggling himself and being killed... oh wait thats what happened.
He finds himself a character in the last few days of a David Willis webcomic.
Statesman was a superhero,
But Statesman is no more;
What Statesman thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
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Statesman was a superhero,
But Statesman is no more; What Statesman thought was H2O Was H2SO4. |
He was voted off the island by the rest of the Phalanx.
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He was written off when the whole City of Heroes Universe was rebooted.
("Wally West ? What are you doing here ?... and as a matter of fact, where are we ?")
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He encounters a Killer Dungeon Master who proceeds to roll on the Wandering Damage Table.
"Hmmm, 86: character cuts himself shaving, roll on limb loss subtable."
*rattle rattle*
"1: head."
Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
He finds himself a character in the last few days of a David Willis webcomic.
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I'm sorry. This was the best I could do.
Edit: also, her tombstone is one of the best triple entendres in all of webcomics.
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Found himself in a happy relationship on a Joss Whedon show.
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He ran into an army of Weeping Angels.
So I see people complaining that Statesman's canonical death was unsatisfying. I won't comment on that. Haven't play the arc yet and don't want this thread to go there anyway. It did, however, remind me of the old fall-back: Let's see you do better.
Challenge Accepted! Here's my proposal: Write up better ways Statesman could die. Show off your fantastic storytelling skills. And I'll step up first.
AWESOME Ways Statesman could have died
Add your own, but Don't reference how Statesman really dies!