These are not the burgers you're looking for.....


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Burgers from Jeff Vader?


 

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Lol, holy crikies! The comments are the best part

"I have altered your lunch. Pray I do not alter it further."

and

"If you scarf me down, I shall become more pungent than you can ever imagine."

I wish I could try that 'Dark Vador' burger, if only so I could take it to work and show off as I (attempted) to eat it in front of everyone


 

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I don't know if I would ever want to eat a black hamburger bun, it does not look appetizing at all, it looks moldy.


 

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My favorite:

"Begun, these colon Wars has.."


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Yeah, the comments really make this article. "I've got a bad feeling about this."


 

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I would eat the Vador one in heartbeat. Can I get Blue Milk with that?


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In the eternal battle of Jedi vs Food... food won.

Quick-burgers are pretty hideous in any case (think White Castle, minus any final vestiges of flavour), and frankly food is NOT supposed to be that unpleasant dark-blue colour. Yick.

Oh, and if you're in France and eating burgers, even the indigenous variety... WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING?? Heave a brick and you'll at least hit two friteries and a crepe van...


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Originally Posted by DreamWeaver View Post
In the eternal battle of Jedi vs Food... food won.

Quick-burgers are pretty hideous in any case (think White Castle, minus any final vestiges of flavour), and frankly food is NOT supposed to be that unpleasant dark-blue colour. Yick.

Oh, and if you're in France and eating burgers, even the indigenous variety... WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING?? Heave a brick and you'll at least hit two friteries and a crepe van...
And if in Paris, they will undoubtedly charge you an arm and a leg for it. One thing I learned about travelling to big cities in any country (even in the US), unless you like to waist money, eat at a fast food restaurant with set prices on the Menus displayed on the walls or find some small out of the way back-alley bistro that locals go to. Restaurants on main streets of big cities are notorious for feeding tourists crap and charging them duckets for it. There's a saying in San Francisico, "You should never go to Chinatown if you're looking for Chinese food."


 

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There's a saying in San Francisico, "You should never go to Chinatown if you're looking for Chinese food."
Had a pretentious salesguy do that exact trick on me last time I was in SF... walked for sodding miles over those hills, nada.

Went back, and I found us a brilliant one one block from our hotel. Mainly because it had a tonne of Chinese people eating there and authentically incomprehensible CCTV entertainment channel on


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Oh, and if you're in France and eating burgers, even the indigenous variety... WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING?? Heave a brick and you'll at least hit two friteries and a crepe van...
If I'm in France again and I'm hungry I'll do the same thing I did the last time I was there. Get in the car and drive to

1. Italy or Spain where I can get real food.

2. Germany where I can get brats and beer.

3. Denmark where I can get a coffee, a dooby, and 18 dozen donuts.

4. England where I can get authentic fish and chips.


No I'm not a fan of fritters and craps.


 

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Originally Posted by Forbin_Project View Post
If I'm in France again and I'm hungry I'll do the same thing I did the last time I was there. Get in the car and drive to

1. Italy or Spain where I can get real food.

2. Germany where I can get brats and beer.

3. Denmark where I can get a coffee, a dooby, and 18 dozen donuts.

4. England where I can get authentic fish and chips.


No I'm not a fan of fritters and craps.
But France is where the coq au vin is! Coq au vin is awesome!


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But France is where the coq au vin is! Coq au vin is awesome!
They also eat snails which negates the awesomeness of coq au vin. So there.


 

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I saw these a few weeks ago. Was it ever discovered if those white things were cheese, milk curds or marshmellows?

I dare not imagine what else it could be.


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Padame Taco ftw.


 

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Padame Taco ftw.
What kind of fixins are on it? We talkin ground beef, chicken, steak, or fish? Lettuce, cheddar cheese, pepperjack, diced tomatoes, sour cream? Hot sauce mild, medium, or hot? Salsa and or guacamole?

Edit: Oh yeah one more thing, hard shell, soft shell, gordita, or chalupa? (the last two assuming it's sold at Taco Smell)


 

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Originally Posted by Forbin_Project View Post
They also eat snails which negates the awesomeness of coq au vin. So there.
But I like snails.


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Originally Posted by DreamWeaver View Post
Quick-burgers are pretty hideous in any case (think White Castle, minus any final vestiges of flavour), and frankly food is NOT supposed to be that unpleasant dark-blue colour. Yick.
White Castle? You wanna good burger, you go to In-N-Out or Fatburger. But I don't think either of those chains exist on the east coast. I guess that's why I'll never live there!

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Oh, and if you're in France and eating burgers, even the indigenous variety... WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING?? Heave a brick and you'll at least hit two friteries and a crepe van...
Royale with cheese!


 

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Originally Posted by Forbin_Project View Post
1. Italy or Spain where I can get real food.

2. Germany where I can get brats and beer.

3. Denmark where I can get a coffee, a dooby, and 18 dozen donuts.

4. England where I can get authentic fish and chips.
I can get all that and not leave the city. Of course, I live in a pretty danged big city.


 

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I can get all that and not leave the city. Of course, I live in a pretty danged big city.
DreamWeaver was talking about eating in France, not your city.


 

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Originally Posted by Forbin_Project View Post
DreamWeaver was talking about eating in France, not your city.
Aaaaand, I'm saying that I can get all that stuff in my city without having to go to France (EDIT: I mean, all of Europe, LOL). So?


 

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"Several tomatoes have broken off from the main burger,..come with me!"

ROFL


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Originally Posted by Coyote_Seven View Post
Aaaaand, I'm saying that I can get all that stuff in my city without having to go to France (EDIT: I mean, all of Europe, LOL). So?
Exactly my point. So what if you can do all that in your city. We were talking about where we'd go to eat if we were in France. Not your town.