So now that we have less than a year left...
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Posted on: 2011-12-24 11:35 in Comic and Hero-Villain Culture
A wave of disaster movies the likes of which have never been seen before?
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We've had those. If it was a wave of GOOD disaster movies, that'd be different.
I would like to see a patheon of various gods, Greek, Norse, African, and any other out there hold a massive football tournament with Earth as the ball. The world ends when the winning team spikes the ball after the game winning touchdown.
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I don't think Ben Affleck will have time to finish making The Stand trilogy by then, so I'm hoping for Zombies!!
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A global flood of chocolate syrup or some science experiment that has zero chance of destroying the world.
The first step in being sane is to admit that you are insane.
A nanobot swarm that converts all organic matter on the surface into chocolate mousse. Our doom will be delicious!
Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!
On a related note, this mayan calender thing has gotten completely out of hand, and it's only going to get worse.
It's a CALENDER. It's not even ending, it's just rolling over to the next very large number (like 13,000,000). It is no more a sign of doomsday than the gregorian calender going from 1999 to 2000, or your car's odometer going from 99,999 to 100,000 miles.
The measurement of days and years is a purely human construct, mostly done so that farmers would know when to plant things. The planet does not care what day or year it is on which calender. The universe cares even less. Unless crazy psycho people ACT to make it some kind of doomsday, then there will be nothing that happens.
Here's a great article on the subject: http://qntm.org/mesoamerican
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The flesh eating bacteria will run rampant and eat us all... and may or may not result in zombification, but that's a low percentage chance-to-hit, I'd guess.
Or maybe the sun will have a massive rogue planet zoom into it, upon which it belches out a gigantic CME that incinerates us all (as there is writing that says there won't be a flood again... but there will be fire... that'd be a fire, I think.)
Or the god/spiking earth thing. I kinda like that. It'd put us in our place on how things really are(tm)
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The great catgirl uprising will finally be upon us.
Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound
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Is this supposed to be apocalypsian or heavenly? I guess it depends upon the nature of the catgirl uprising. Are they girls with some features of cats, like the ears and tail as is common in anime? Or are they cats with the features of girls?
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Originally Posted by Tenzhi
The great catgirl uprising will finally be upon us.
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They're like a combination of two girls and a lolcat with an invisible piko-hammer.
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Originally Posted by Dark One
Is this supposed to be apocalypsian or heavenly? I guess it depends upon the nature of the catgirl uprising. Are they girls with some features of cats, like the ears and tail as is common in anime? Or are they cats with the features of girls?
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Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound
I wonder how many people will convert to um, Mayanism or whatever, if there is some sort of huge disaster next year?
Is blood sacrifice basketball going to make a comeback?
Story Arcs I created:
Every Rose: (#17702) Villainous vs Legacy Chain. Forget Arachnos, join the CoT!
Cosplay Madness!: (#3643) Neutral vs Custom Foes. Heroes at a pop culture convention!
Kiss Hello Goodbye: (#156389) Heroic vs Custom Foes. Film Noir/Hardboiled detective adventure!
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How about blood sacrifice baseball? It would sure liven up that dull, dull sport.
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Originally Posted by Kitsune9tails
Is blood sacrifice basketball going to make a comeback?
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It'd take more than blood sacrifice to make a baseball game worth the hours of airtime it engulfs in its dull, lifeless void.|
Originally Posted by Dark One
How about blood sacrifice baseball? It would sure liven up that dull, dull sport.
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You know you've got yourself a slow sport when a "stretch break" is purposely built-in to keep people awake.
Huge EMP pulse from the sun knocking out all electrical grids for possibly months.
Just hope I'm in a casino in Vegas when it goes down XD
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I, for one, will welcome our new pony overlords.
I find your lack of signature disturbing.
The lesser-known Zamboni Apocalypse, which will leave America shiny and fully playable for us Canadians to enjoy, eh?
Is it time for the dance of joy yet?
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Everyone knows that Canadians can't exist below the tree line! Except for that specialized breed known as the lumberjackers. And their lesser brethren, the maplers.
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Originally Posted by DreamWeaver
The lesser-known Zamboni Apocalypse, which will leave America shiny and fully playable for us Canadians to enjoy, eh?
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Thats what the Zambonis are for. Canadians are similar to Zergs in that we need Zambonis to exist. Zambonis are the Canadian version of Creep Tumors. Hockey is the Canadian version of Creep. Without the influence of Hockey, most Canadians can't survive. It is the reason why we spread it to the US and Europe and send our best Hockey players to the States. |
Originally Posted by Dark One
Everyone knows that Canadians can't exist below the tree line! Except for that specialized breed known as the lumberjackers. And their lesser brethren, the maplers.
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When your neighbours start drinking Tim Hortons, going to hockey games, and ending their sentences with eh, then run as fast as you can from civilization since the Canadian Invasion will have begun. It will only be a matter of time before everyone is Canadian.
The first step in being sane is to admit that you are insane.
I thought it's pretty obvious what the apocalypse is going to be. The final Twilight movie will be released in November 2012. The horsemen of the apocalypse were a reference to the first four movies in the series.
Don't count your weasels before they pop dink!
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Originally Posted by Tenzhi
The great catgirl uprising will finally be upon us.
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I would like to see a Mayan appear in front of everyone who's waiting for the end on that day and slap them sillier.
'I don't like the look of it at all,' said the King: 'however, it may kiss my hand if it likes.'
'I'd rather not,' the Cat remarked.
'Don't be impertinent,' said the King, 'and don't look at me like that!' He got behind Alice as he spoke.
'A cat may look at a king,' said Alice.
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I wouldn't count on it. I'm pretty gosh darn oblivious.
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Originally Posted by Aneko
You mean you'll finally notice it.
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Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound
What flavor of apocalypse do you think we're going to get?*
Zombie?
Global Thermonuclear War?
The Stand?
Troy unleashing an army of jetpack wearing ferrets in a bid to corner the pants supply thus embarassing everyone enough that they can't leave their house?
Asteroid?
*Tongue in cheek belief. I do not seriously subscribe to that calendar thing.