Server unicorns died, maidens under suspicion?


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Originally Posted by Zortel View Post
Union and the Log-in server have just fell over.

Someone round up some new Server Unicorns.
Ah so wasnt just me then


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Just doing a quick restart of the log in/auth servers. Shouldn't take more than 5 minutes.


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I got mapserved out of Exalted, and no can't log back into the game at all.


 

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Oh it wasn't just me!

And Mar was about to launch into his spiel about how his injury is a symbol of pride and he shouldn't get his tusk fixed/replaced too. PAH!


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Originally Posted by Zwillinger View Post
Just doing a quick restart of the log in/auth servers. Shouldn't take more than 5 minutes.
Was it a crash? I didn't see an announcement.


 

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When we do quick maintenances that take less than 5 minutes we usually don't post an announcement. These happen all the time. Now if everyone got kicked from game, that, to my knowledge, was not expected.

Asking about it now.


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I want kompensasions!!!!! Raaarrrrrrrr



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Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
What kind of maiden would kill a horse?
One that doesn't like horses very much?

Which is silly. Horses are great, barbecued, roasted or even grilled or fried!


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Originally Posted by Zwillinger View Post
When we do quick maintenances that take less than 5 minutes we usually don't post an announcement. These happen all the time. Now if everyone got kicked from game, that, to my knowledge, was not expected.

Asking about it now.
I was not logged into the game and someone IM'd me about being mapserved out, then being unable to log back in. I tried logging in, and could not, receiving the message that the game couldn't talk to the login server.

It passed a few minutes later.


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Originally Posted by Electric-Knight View Post
Unicorns are not horses!
It's true that the original depictions of unicorns depicted them as much smaller and more slender than horses with cloven hooves instead of a horse's one piece hoof; basically far more like a goat or gazelle in appearance.

Hell, just take a look at the Unicorn Tapestry in the Cloisters in New York City if you want to see a traditional unicorn. Of course centuries of legend and tradition is negated by the 20th century airbrushed depiction of a beefy horse with a horn from a poster if you saw the poster first. That's just how it is. (For some.) Anyway the modern version looks like it would feed someone for longer.


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Originally Posted by Schismatrix View Post
It's true that the original depictions of unicorns depicted them as much smaller and more slender than horses with cloven hooves instead of a horse's one piece hoof; basically far more like a goat or gazelle in appearance.

Hell, just take a look at the Unicorn Tapestry in the Cloisters in New York City if you want to see a traditional unicorn. Of course centuries of legend and tradition is negated by the 20th century airbrushed depiction of a beefy horse with a horn from a poster if you saw the poster first. That's just how it is. (For some.) Anyway the modern version looks like it would feed someone for longer.
So they're what happens when I goat and a donkey make love?



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Originally Posted by SpikyShane View Post
So they're what happens when I goat and a donkey make love?
"Medieval knowledge of the fabulous beast stemmed from biblical and ancient sources, and the creature was variously represented as a kind of wild ***, goat, or horse."

Basically medieval unicorns were mostly horselike with a goat's beard and cloven hooves. The oldest known versions had them looking more like oxen or donkeys, often very large and fearsome.

So i retract my earlier assertion. The oldest unicorn legends ranged from something like a donkey to enormous and fearsome beasts. It's the medieval versions that had them being more often horselike in their body shape, though often with other features taken from deer, goats and similar animals.

Still, unicorns are less like horses than zebras are like horses. Cloven hooves, goatlike beards and a horn are not very horselike traits. Neither is having a head shaped like a stag's.


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Can we get our hamsters back? They were much better.


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I thought rhinos were the original unicorns?

We should get server rhinos.


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