When there's a ____ on your team, you get _____.
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Posted on: 2011-08-26 17:54 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
When there's a blaster on your team, you get to work on your Rez badge.
Scrappers get an endless horde of Rikti monkeys and other underling class villains.
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When there's a newbie on your team, you get an exercise in patience.
When there's an AOE specialist, you get Knives and Praet Clockworks and other enemies who refuse to clump up.
When there's a scrapper on your team, you get awesomeness 
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When there's a(n) A on your team, you get B.
A) Demon Summoner
B) Migraines.
A) Force Field Defender
B) Bubbly
A) Time Manipulation Defender
B) to the mission on time!
A) Brute
B) accusations of "that was MY kill!"
A) Scrapper
B) map aggro
A) Beastyle
B) more pets and allies than there are enemies on the entire map.
A) Derp
B) herp-a-derp-a-derp.
A) Expert on tactics
B) someone who disagrees with your "CHARGE!" mentality.
A) teen age boy
B) distracted by a barely clothed 8' tall female tank... with "bazookas"
A) Stalker
B) free map exploration
A) TF Speedster
B) less xp but free TP
A) Steelclaw
B) to rezz him a lot as he tries to tell jokes while in the middle of combat.
A) Dark_Respite
B) Filmed
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AT's, eh? When I saw the thread title, I put "moron" in the first blank and started thinking up things for the second blank. 
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When there's a VK on your team you get sniper set recipes.
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Originally Posted by reiella
Until I see something that states to the contrary, going to assume VK is right
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When there's a Basilisk on your team, you get purple recipes. I don't get purple recipes, everyone else does. No, you can't join my team, I'm bitter enough about it as it is.
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when there's rian frostdrake on your team, you get to spend 15 minutes on wikipedia looking up all his stupid references.
When theres a Trick Arrow on your team you get to learn there is no Heal arrow.
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And when there's a /dp Defender, you get Healing Bullets. (Well. Jokes about them.)
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Originally Posted by Vexen777
When theres a Trick Arrow on your team you get to learn there is no Heal arrow.
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When there's a TA/DP on your team, you get wonder how anyone could handle all that redraw.
When Psychoti's on your team, you get tells from obnoxious morons.
When there's a Scrapper on your team.
What? There's nothing to add to that. Everything got destroyed the moment the Scrapper was invited to the team.
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When there's an pancake on your team, you get pancakes.
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When there's a controller on your team you get debt cuz the controller thinks he can tank.
Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!
When there is an Electric Dom/Controller on the Team The best opener is always electric fenses!!!! 
When there's POWER CUSTOMIZATION on your team, you get AWESOME AND CREATIVE NEW LOOKS AT POWERSETS.
Although sometimes you can be, "Really? That's what you chose?"
--NT
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But I showed them, and nobody's laughing at me now!
If I became a red name, I would be all "and what would you mere mortals like to entertain me with today, mu hu ha ha ha!" ~Arcanaville
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Originally Posted by NuclearToast
When there's POWER CUSTOMIZATION on your team, you get RETINA-SEARING OFFENSES AGAINST THE VERY CONCEPT OF AESTHETICS AND TASTE.
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Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
When there's a Willowpaw on your team in a Nemesis mission, you get reminded to not pull the Warhulk's finger.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
When there's a(n) A on your team, you get B.
A) Demon Summoner B) Migraines. A) Force Field Defender B) Bubbly A) Time Manipulation Defender B) to the mission on time! A) Brute B) accusations of "that was MY kill!" A) Scrapper B) map aggro A) Beastyle B) more pets and allies than there are enemies on the entire map. A) Derp B) herp-a-derp-a-derp. A) Expert on tactics B) someone who disagrees with your "CHARGE!" mentality. A) teen age boy B) distracted by a barely clothed 8' tall female tank... with "bazookas" A) Stalker B) free map exploration A) TF Speedster B) less xp but free TP A) Steelclaw B) to rezz him a lot as he tries to tell jokes while in the middle of combat. A) Dark_Respite B) Filmed |
lol Oh my god this made my day. Thank you. Was hoping towards the end that a stone tank would be thrown in there, but none the less, funny stuff!
When there's a _Stone Tank__ on your team, you get __fantasies about Speed Boost__.
When there's a Mereman on your team.
You get to keep shouting at him to "Wake Up".
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Okay, we all know that having a kheld on your team makes the game generate Quantums.
What are the corresponding generation rules for other ATs?
Masterminds get small doorways, obviously.
Brutes get long corridors with no enemies in them.
Stalkers get snipers and Rikti drones.
Marketeers get intangibility I/O recipes.