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Seriously... now that it has been confirmed that Street Justice has a Knee To The Groin attack in it I'm sure everyone will be busy making lists of who they want to lure into a PvP zone...

...and strategies of how to get them there.

A few things I would love to see from the new Knee to the Groin attack:

* A CLANG with no damage, a sad shake of the head from your opponent and you hopping around clutching your knee when used against robotic/metal opponents.

* When used against normal males we HAVE to have the eyes-popping-from-their-sockets animation on the victim. 2 feet for standard hits and 10 feet for a critical hit from a Scrapper.

* Let's face it folks... this one HAS TO BE the stalker's assassin's strike move.

* When used in PvP zones versus a male opponent there should be a voice-over of a six year old girl screaming for her mommy.

* Instead of the Terror Effect usual for Stalker's Assassin's Strike, every male in the area witnessing the Assassinate Groin attack will cringe and clutch themselves protectively for the duration of the usual terror.

* Any female who uses this attack against a male opponent then immediately chains into a Dance Emote to mock them as they crumple to the ground will gain an experience point bonus.

* The animation should include a Babe Ruth "point to the fences" emote just before the attack.

* A new Boss Level opponent in the Knives of Artemis should be created who ONLY uses this attack.

* ANY female opponent who is on the receiving end of a groin attack that misses from a male has a 25% chance of saying "I think you meant to do it THIS WAY!" and reciprocate.

* If a female Carnival of Shadows NPC uses this attack successfully against a male character all other female CoS in the area will throw up the "Field Goal GOOD!" emote.

* Should any male character be sent to the hospital as a result of this move; the female inspiration nurse will laugh and point at them as they exit the building.

* Due to some really twisted power proliferation, Gravity Controllers/Dominators will get a variation of this power making for the most effective single-target hold EVAH!


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Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
The animation should include a Babe Ruth "point to the fences" emote just before the attack
Not to start on a critical note but...

*points mitten-hand at the fences*


 

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Originally Posted by ScottyB View Post
Not to start on a critical note but...

*points mitten-hand at the fences*
Might want to hold off on the "pointing the mitten-hand at the fences" emote. Could be confused for something else.



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Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
* A CLANG with no damage, a sad shake of the head from your opponent and you hopping around clutching your knee when used against robotic/metal opponents.
Fun fact: This happens with Anti-Matter even when he doesn't have his armor on.

Not So Fun Fact: If you're fighting Anti-Matter without his armor on, you and everyone within a 100 mile radius is already dead.


 

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Originally Posted by TonyV View Post
Man, it really took some balls to post that list.


At first I thought this was a serious thread and then I saw you started it. Well done, yet again.


 

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Steelclaw... I would say you nailed another one right on the head... but that's the whole point of the list!




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*insert snarky comment about SteelClaw being on the "The Ball"

I love the idea of the Carnies / Knives doing the "Field Goal" emote on a successful attack.


 

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I always thought of it as a Tiger Knee.


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*snickering* Perfect... Horribly, horribly cruel to all those poor, male goons in the game... But still... Perfect.


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No they haven't.


 

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I did well almost all the way through the list, but the field goal comment nearly made me choke on my tea. Spot on.


 

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Originally Posted by ScottyB View Post
Not to start on a critical note but...

*points mitten-hand at the fences*
Then how about a punch preceded by a Rock-like spit-in-the-outstretched-hand maneuver? It's more mitten-friendly.


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What no squeeky voice over saying 'You'll pay for that'.....?



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How about this: if used as the finishing blow to a male character they perform a special death emote- they collapse to their knees with a resounding *ufff* and fall flat on their face.


 

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I always thought of it as a Tiger Knee.
Did Sagat always have six toes on his right foot?


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No they haven't.
This man here, I believe, has Missed The Point.


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Originally Posted by Rebel_Scum View Post
This man here, I believe, has Missed The Point.
You'll find that is entirely normal.