Kheldians need women


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While we are at it we need female kheldian forms

You know...for the ladies

"You know Emcc loves the ladies"

this all boys clubs thing is getting kinda stale

I have no idea what a female nova or dwarf would look like
And i am sure it might send a few people into therapy
But we gotta have equal representation

Then finally the kheldians can get the love they deserve from the devs


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Originally Posted by Laserblitz_Emcc View Post
While we are at it we need female kheldian forms

You know...for the ladies

"You know Emcc loves the ladies"

this all boys clubs thing is getting kinda stale

I have no idea what a female nova or dwarf would look like
And i am sure it might send a few people into therapy
But we gotta have equal representation

Then finally the kheldians can get the love they deserve from the devs
LOL the love they deserve?

That would be such a mean way for the developers to action on the whole "We'll be looking at kheldians" remark from the dev chat.


 

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Originally Posted by Laserblitz_Emcc View Post
I have no idea what a female nova or dwarf would look like
Ah! Then how, pray tell, can you be certain they're not all using female forms right now?

For all you know novas could be waving their ovipositors right in your face.


 

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I have no idea what a female nova or dwarf would look like
Exactly the same, except with lipstick and long eyelashes. That's how you always tell if the monster is female!


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Exactly the same, except with lipstick and long eyelashes. That's how you always tell if the monster is female!
Don't forget a red ribbon on one of the tentacles.

Honestly, I kinda see the point for Dwarves. They use the Huge model skeleton thingamajig and animations, which are explicitly male in every other situation and the Huge soundbites, which are explicitly male in every other situation. There's a point to be made that they're aliens with their own unique alien physiology without any sexual dimorphism. I mean, I can't tell a female cructacean from a male, either, but I can recognise the Huge model, and I recognise the Huge model as male, so it gets pretty difficult to see dwarf-form as anything but male, either.

But Novas? Unlike Dwarves, there's no resemblance to humans at all. They resemble neither men or women. The only problem here would be a sociocultural one, where we're basically conditioned to assume that something is male until it's proven to be explicitly female because "male" is considered the default state. It's why in cartoons and such anthropomorphised animals and objects can have a pretty wide range of presentations if they're male, but female ones always have to hit several key notes like pronounced lips, eyelashes, or have accessories like ribbons to make it absolutely clear we're dealing with a woman and not a man.

I guess that bit is kinda off-topic, but I just wanna say I don't really wanna see the idea of male as default and female as derivative of male encouraged by assuming a flying space squid is obviously male simply because it's not obviously female, whatever "obvious" would be for a flying space squid.


 

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The males have the Squid and Lobster Form and the girls have the Crab and Shrimp Form?

I think I am in the mood for sea food...


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My warshade is a girl, and she'll crush you under her giant lobster foot if you say otherwise! ;P


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Have we confirmation in lore that the Kheldians have two genders? They are alien, after all, and energy creatures. Just because they take human hosts doesn't mean the alien part is limited to the host gender too.


 

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All I can say is I'm glad I got the facepalm emote...


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This thread is not what I expected it to be.


 

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You had expectations? Silly, silly boy...


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This thread is exactly what i thought it would turn into

I was going to make the " maybe they already are female" comment but i decided to leave that up to others

I am quite certain that the nova is female

When my wife walks in and I am in Nova form she always says
"still playing the flying uterus game?"

Yes those do look like fallopian tube up on top there
Trust me , i am a doctor


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Trust me , i am a doctor
I fell for that once... once.


 

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Have we confirmation in lore that the Kheldians have two genders? They are alien, after all, and energy creatures. Just because they take human hosts doesn't mean the alien part is limited to the host gender too.
I don't believe so, they could well be asexual, hermaphroditic or have some other gender dynamic that doesn't fit into "male" and "female". On top of that, the Dwarf & Nova forms are based on two *additional* species who will have their own genders and even then we'd have to presuppose that the different genders were physically distinct.


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Originally Posted by Laserblitz_Emcc View Post

When my wife walks in and I am in Nova form she always says
"still playing the flying uterus game?"
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who sees this. It makes me feel much less Freudian.


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Originally Posted by Rodoan View Post
Have we confirmation in lore that the Kheldians have two genders?
None whatsoever. Any gender pronouns used tend to just be whatever that kheldian's host is at the time.


 

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When my wife walks in and I am in Nova form she always says
"still playing the flying uterus game?"
I...will never...be able to UN-SEE this ._.


 

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Originally Posted by Laserblitz_Emcc View Post
When my wife walks in and I am in Nova form she always says
"still playing the flying uterus game?"
Ahahahaha, this is excellent!


 

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Originally Posted by Laserblitz_Emcc View Post

When my wife walks in and I am in Nova form she always says
"still playing the flying uterus game?"

Yes those do look like fallopian tube up on top there
Trust me , i am a doctor
Circle of Thorns are receiving women, so we need (cue Village People music) macho squids!


 

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I...will never...be able to UN-SEE this ._.
Then whatever you do, you must never, ever watch this.


 

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Originally Posted by Wonderslug View Post
Ah! Then how, pray tell, can you be certain they're not all using female forms right now?

For all you know novas could be waving their ovipositors right in your face.
gigity!!!


 

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I'd figure "female" Kheldian forms would look very Slaaneshy, which scares me quite a bit..


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Yeah, I need dwarf tits.

[geez, I hope they don't keylog me at work.]


 

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Originally Posted by Rodoan View Post
Have we confirmation in lore that the Kheldians have two genders? They are alien, after all, and energy creatures. Just because they take human hosts doesn't mean the alien part is limited to the host gender too.
IIRC, it has been explicitly stated either in game or in a Q&A that Kheldians are genderless. I know this thread is pretty old, but I'm bored and combing through the boards. So sue me.


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hehe I remember a Farside cartoon showing two bathrooms for jellyfish, with a picture of a male jellyfish on one and a female on the other. The two images were exactly the same.

The cartoon caption: "Only They know the Difference"