Someone Photoshop the Kool-aid man yellow and throw on Hitler's hair/'stash, stat!
Enriche makes me think of Brawndo: The thirst mutilator.
It has what plants crave, ya know.
As for a mascot, I vote for a tiny Lusca. Make her purple or blue.
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I envision a Praetorian analogue of those x-treme sports buffoons who shill for Mountain Dew. The current ad campaign in the city just looks like a Stalinist sports drink. That's no way to appeal to today's youth. Enriche needs a mascot with attitude, who's edgy and in your face, who gets biz-zay, consistently and thoroughly.
Power Girl drinks Enriche??? 
How about Charlton Heston for spokesman? No, wait, he is already the spokesman for Soylent Green. Never mind. 
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A kitten in a pirate hat.
It's both adawwabble and distracts people from the potential mind controlling substances within.
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There is no mind controlling substance in Enriche. That's pure resistance propoganda. Look we even did a news report on it.|
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A kitten in a pirate hat.
It's both adawwabble and distracts people from the potential mind controlling substances within. |
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Yes! It was all a lie. Calvin Scott made up the mind controlling aspect to help our cause. A cause that was filled by his hatred of our savior Emporer Marcus Cole.
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Soylent Green, it has begun.
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Power Girl drinks Enriche???
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"To get around these difficulties, the scientists developed and demonstrated a method where human gelatin genes are inserted into a strain of yeast, which can produce gelatin with controllable features." It looks like they're just genetically modifying microbes to have the gelatin qualities derived from our proteins. More like, "Soylent Green is Hamidon!" |
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Soylent Green, it has begun.
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Anyways... we could hold a contest for an Enriche mascot. I can pitch in a couple hundred mil, maybe more, and I'd be willing to help judge.
Well, on the kid's channel... the commercials use animation of singing, dancing, sheep clones ...the Dolly Partners
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With a name like Enriche, you need to have a Latin mascot.
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Enrique the Enriche Chihuahua?
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Originally Posted by Calaxprimal
With a name like Enriche, you need to have a Latin mascot.
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Voice Over: Enriche makes you feel energized and ready to face your day. Don't believe us? We tracked down an Enriche drinker to find out how HE feels about the idea of going a day without a fortifying drink of Enriche.
Praetor Neuron: Go a day without my Enriche? People, I have at least 1000 different scientific advances, research and projects going on at any given time. Enriche helps me maintain the pace it takes to get them ALL finished perfectly and thereby provide a better lifestyle and stronger defense of all you loyal Praetorians. But don't let ME be the one to convince you how important it is to drink Enriche... let's talk to someone who REFUSES to take advantage of this wondrous elixer...
(scene switches to show an agitated looking armored individual)
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Would love to see this commercial made
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Voice Over: Enriche makes you feel energized and ready to face your day. Don't believe us? We tracked down an Enriche drinker to find out how HE feels about the idea of going a day without a fortifying drink of Enriche.
Praetor Neuron: Go a day without my Enriche? People, I have at least 1000 different scientific advances, research and projects going on at any given time. Enriche helps me maintain the pace it takes to get them ALL finished perfectly and thereby provide a better lifestyle and stronger defense of all you loyal Praetorians. But don't let ME be the one to convince you how important it is to drink Enriche... let's talk to someone who REFUSES to take advantage of this wondrous elixer... (scene switches to show an agitated looking armored individual) Anti-Matter: What? Oh... COME ON!! |
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Originally Posted by Calaxprimal
With a name like Enriche, you need to have a Latin mascot.
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I got this.
Enriche-y Riccardo.
*rimshot*
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Wait, wait, wait.
I got this. Enriche-y Riccardo. *rimshot* |
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Wait, wait, wait.
I got this. Enriche-y Riccardo. *rimshot* |
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I could totally buy this. Poor, poor Anti-Matter.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Voice Over: Enriche makes you feel energized and ready to face your day. Don't believe us? We tracked down an Enriche drinker to find out how HE feels about the idea of going a day without a fortifying drink of Enriche.
Praetor Neuron: Go a day without my Enriche? People, I have at least 1000 different scientific advances, research and projects going on at any given time. Enriche helps me maintain the pace it takes to get them ALL finished perfectly and thereby provide a better lifestyle and stronger defense of all you loyal Praetorians. But don't let ME be the one to convince you how important it is to drink Enriche... let's talk to someone who REFUSES to take advantage of this wondrous elixer... (scene switches to show an agitated looking armored individual) Anti-Matter: What? Oh... COME ON!! |
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We need to make an Enriche Man mascot to help indoctrinate more people into drinking what they crave. He should also have a dastardly villain who tries to stop people from drinking the delicious nectar of life (who should resemble the Resistance a bit).