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There are a lot of requests that seem to indicate that players find it unacceptable to get killed in the game. Challenging and tough mishes are sometimes really hard, and people do not know what to do. I think I have a really really really really good solution. While this may be a bit much, being excessive good without any work/practice/skill or just of of the box seems to be important to a lot of people. Of course, as you will see, this is a power that you do not ever have to click, so it allows others to continue on as they see fit. Hey, its your money you spend every month, so you should have a choice now. Hear this out...


Need a new tier 1 power for all players. Basically it allows you to be unkillable and do 1000000% damage. Click the toggle once and it stays activated until you delete the character. It allows you to become lvl 51 automatically, and grants you 200 purple/pvp IO recipes, plus 2 billion inf that recharges every 2 min. You also have the ability to wave you hand and watch all the enemies in a zone drop dead, even if one of the enemies is hamidon. During pvp, you remain phased and have a 100000 hp increase with 100000 regen. You can still wave your hand and eliminate all other players in pvp, even if they are still zoning in or even if they think they may zone in within a few days. Also, any players you kill in pvp die in real life as well if they have not activated there tier 1 by this time. The devs will design special farms for you where every underling drops a purple recipe, in case you wanted to sell them on the market, which has now been named after you as you basically own it. You no longer sell salvage here, but you do sell the souls of other players. Emporor Cole, Lord Recluse and Statesman fight as your pets now. Sister Psyche, Mother Mayhem and Ghost Widow are now your women. If you are a female player, you have an option to change them out to male NPC's or simply remake them male as you see fit or you can keep them female (that's hot!!!). Ritki drop ships can turn into smoke with a wave of your pinkie. GM's fight for you in the arena now. EB's turn into ritki monkey gas if you look at them. You can click your heels and go to any area in any zone. The ritki mothership fixed their engines and took off to get the hell out of here. Shadow cyst crystals explode in fear when you log in. All statues in all zones look like you now (not your character, but actually you). Ms Liberty finally took off her clothes in Atlas and stands there naked in honor of you. All zones are named after you. The morality system is basically been changed into those that worship you and those who no longer exist. All MM pets look like you, unless you make a MM, where they look like bikini girls (or cabana boys if that is your thing). When you play the game, you no longer have to use the controls. You can lead raids into WoW now and kill all just like CoX.

I hope this suggestion addresses all of the requested fixes in the game and best yet, it is with one simple toggle which is a really swell thing and all, because we don't really want to have to click all those buttons and stuff. I also know that dying once and awhile is totally a drag and all. Missing and not one shotting totally is unfair as well and it makes our lives really hard and stuff. It is hard to farm, or pvp sometimes, so I really think it is fair to buff my abilities. Stupid practice and skill could never be an answer to this, so lets just get that idea out of our heads.

So devs, I humbly request that you will take this request seriously to address all of the other requests out there with one simple fix. I would call this the doomsday patch personally, but up to you all as you know best until you give us the tier one power, then we know best. I know that I really did not address bases here or recharge red or interrupt time, but I figured that would be asking for too much. <wink wink> and we can come back to those requests in a future patch if needed.

Cryonite Armor, the Wedding Band, and Eye of the Magus aren't enough for you?

This made me laugh.

what, no recovery bonus?

What kind of God Mode is this?

I feel I can only support this god mode, if it comes in the form of a sparkly rainbow pony, that craps out purple IO's & magic gumdrops as it flies overhead.

Not the Doomsday Patch.

The Chuck Norris Patch.

I win button: When pressed, a message appears on the screen and says "Congratulations! You win!", and then rolls some game credits.

Only if it comes with emotes that I can buy seperately for $8.

As long as this God Mode includes a jet pack and magical roller skates, then we're in agreement sir

R U team?

That's good, I'll be smiling for a while on that one! lmao