I'm sorry? Funny post, though. I feel your frustration, you express it well. 
Thanks Fulmens. I needed a laugh today.
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Oh! That was you.
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Originally Posted by Fulmens
So, yeah, if you sold something for 1,000,908 this morning that was me.
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I can relate.
Despite your frustration, I couldn't help but laugh at the tale.
Thanks for the Chuckle of the Day 
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I've been rich, and I've been poor. Rich is definitely better.
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For every seller who leaves the market dirty stinkin' rich,
there's a buyer who leaves the market dirty stinkin' IOed. - Obitus.
Hulk now have table to pound shoe on!
(Hulk mix metaphors. )
Ed: in case it wasn't obvious what I was referring to
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I wonder if the market merge would have made this story better or worse on Fulmens?
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This entire post should receive some kind of award for being both hysterical and fantastic.
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Outstanding!
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I've re-read the post a dozen times, just to get to this line alone... CLASSIC
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I ripped the head off the nearest Luddite friar, cause he had an expression on his face |
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On my 2nd redside toon to get field crafter I forgot you had to have the silly badge from doing the crafting tutorial. So I figured they added doing all the 45-50 recipes too and blew an extra 100M doing all of them (for shiny recipe slots at least). Still didn't get it.......and much like Fulmens stepped on some luddites cause well they were nearby when I came out of the Cap Uni and didn't run fast enough.
The next time I logged my toon I was like....hey I still have the contact for the university tutorial.......doh!
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I ripped the head off the nearest Luddite friar, cause he had an expression on his face,
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Haw this is even funnier than Fulmens!
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Originally Posted by Enyalios
On my 2nd redside toon to get field crafter I forgot you had to have the silly badge from doing the crafting tutorial. So I figured they added doing all the 45-50 recipes too and blew an extra 100M doing all of them (for shiny recipe slots at least). Still didn't get it.......and much like Fulmens stepped on some luddites cause well they were nearby when I came out of the Cap Uni and didn't run fast enough.
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I did the same exact thing minus the ludites. Got my first field crafter 2 days ago, and spent over 40mill on the last 10 badges. Left out a category yelled at my monitor and almost cried in frustration.
On the upside I also had enough cash thanks to this frum, that I finished IO'ing my DM/DA -the purples and a few rares (only 45 right now). I'm broke now, but I can farm waay faster 
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Thank you so very much for that. I so very much needed that laugh.
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HULK SMASH ECONOMY! HULK CRAFT ! ... hulk not get puny table? |
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I can totally relate to this haha.
My main crafting/market character is a "huge" body type character, called Mass Mayhem. He is literally, a hulk. Even his costume has big pointy things and fire coming out of it. I do my crafting in Steel so he would be bounding back and forth between the Uni and WW to buy/craft/repeat.
I got the table a few months ago on a lengthy Saturday play session when I was determined to get the wretched thing....and I STILL go back to the Uni to craft stuff! I'll be right at the door to the Uni ready to craft some shiny new IO and it hits me that I have the stupid little table to save me the 1 SJ it takes to get there lol. It's the little things that just make you want to SMASH!
SMH
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OH MY GAWD. I effing HATE that stupid jump that I have to do to get to Market. It drives me insane for no reason at all, especially when I was trying to IO out my character with Super Speed.
Originally Posted by Master_Templar
I can totally relate to this haha.
My main crafting/market character is a "huge" body type character, called Mass Mayhem. He is literally, a hulk. Even his costume has big pointy things and fire coming out of it. I do my crafting in Steel so he would be bounding back and forth between the Uni and WW to buy/craft/repeat.
I got the table a few months ago on a lengthy Saturday play session when I was determined to get the wretched thing....and I STILL go back to the Uni to craft stuff! I'll be right at the door to the Uni ready to craft some shiny new IO and it hits me that I have the stupid little table to save me the 1 SJ it takes to get there lol. It's the little things that just make you want to SMASH!
SMH
-MT
I don't have the Field Crafter on any of my characters, but I also rage when trying to IO out my characters at 3 AM in the morning just cause I've been looking forward to it for so long, and I have only like, 2 more IOs to go...and suddenly there is no more Alchemical Silver. I just wanna cry. xD
Can I add, now that you have field crafter, how annoying it is to sell salvage when EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF SALVAGE ANYONE'S EVER HEARD OF is needed for one of your recipes, since you have them all memorized?
I played Mouse Police for 5 or 6 weeks straight, and when I played another character I was amazed at how easy it was to sell common salvage. Wow! It didn't ask me if I REALLY wanted to sell it!
I have field crafter on 4 toons, and I have all the 45-50 badges on Mouse... I don't want to go through that again soon.
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So I had 3 things left to craft for my last Heal badge, then Field Crafter would be mine. At that point you know the HULK SMASH feeling where you're paying half a million for stuff and deleting the final product because you just don't want to be reasonable any more. You want to be done.
HULK SMASH ECONOMY! HULK CRAFT !
... hulk not get puny table?
I left out a whole category- the debuff/taunts.
I ripped the head off the nearest Luddite friar, cause he had an expression on his face, and bought MORE salvage at stupid prices and deleted MORE IO's.
So, yeah, if you sold something for 1,000,908 this morning that was me.
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