Creative Caption Craziness! 6/25/10


Alexander_Drako

 

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Welcome to Creative Caption Craziness -- a fun weekly forum game. Every Friday, we’ll post up a new pic for you to write your most creative caption for. You’ll have until 5:00pm Pacific to post it, then the judging will commence. The winner will receive the forum title of “Caption Champ [date]” and the Costume Code of his/her choice from one of the following:

  • Carnival of Shadows Harlequin
  • Freakshow Tank Boss
  • Paragon Police Department Hardsuit
  • Carnival of Shadows Ring Mistress
  • Knives of Artemis Lt.
  • Praetorian Clockwork

The winning entry will be re-posted in the thread (along with the author’s name), as well as in a thread we will create consisting ONLY of the winning entries as they are picked, so that people can see all the winners at a glance if they want to. It will be your chance to achieve some small measure of forum immortality!

Now just a few rules, to keep things civilized:

1) Reply in the official City of Heroes® forum (http://boards.cityofheroes.com/) thread created for each weekly Creative Caption Craziness” with your caption submission.

2) Your reply must contain a single caption to the picture posted in the thread. Entries with more than 1 caption will be disqualified.

3) Your submission must also contain the following statement. Please note that your submission will be disqualified if this statement is not present in your post:


If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.

4) To enter the contest weekly, as of January 15, 2010, you must be 13 years of age or older. If a winner is under 18 or a minor in his or her state/province/country of residence, his or her parent or guardian must also sign any applicable releases and documentation.

5) Please note, only 1 (one) entry per forum account will be accepted. If you post a second time, you'll get disqualified, so make your one entry count!

6) Entries must conform to the Official City of Heroes Message Forum Rules and Guidelines.

7). If you win the City of Heroes® Creative Caption Craziness Contest one week, you are not eligible to do so again for the next 8 weeks. This is to allow other people the opportunity to win. Please be courteous to others and refrain from participating during the weeks you are not eligible to win.


Visit here to read Official Rules and Conditions for the Creative Caption Craziness Contest!

So without further ado, here is this week's picture!





Good luck, and have fun captioning!


 

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"Help! Someone help me! What do you mean they con grey to you?! No XP?! Arent you a hero?! Help!"


 

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While Paragon City's new Anti-Litter Laws have led to surprisingly clean streets, it has also led to the Clockwork having to become a bit more proactive in their scrap collection.

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For four years I sat by your bed! Every snore, every grunt, every flop of the pillow I was there! The one time I didn't wake you up you threw me out the window! AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN SET ME!!


 

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"Look lady, I'm am not going to hurt you! They just gave me the wrong Clockwork costume code!"



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Playstation 3 - XBox 360 - Wii - PSP

Remember kids, crack is whack!

Samuel_Tow: Your avatar is... I think I like it

 

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As the employee of the month Ratchet got to have his photo taken for the cover of Kings Things monthly. The session went something like this:
"That's right...*click*...A little more attitude...*click*...uh-huh, now raise the gun a little...*click*"..perfect..."


Kohei-Vigilance Committee Founder

"Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant never taste of death but once." - Caesar by Shakespeare

AE ARCS: search for Kohei, Vigilance Committee, or...
#365403: Arch-Nemesis Inc.
#130465: The Dark Side of Time
#328975: Power Broker
#159392: Animal Uprising
#70770: Attack of the Bee People
#331282: Universal Evil

 

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Clockwork looking for an upgrade: "Take me to your Praetoria..."


Nuff Said...
Coolio Wolfus leader of Coolio�s Crusaders on Union.
Tekna Logik leader of Tekna�s Tormentors on Defiant.
AE arc 402506, 'The Rise and Demise or Otherwise of Tekna Logik...'.

 

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"On this day back in 2005, a bill was unanimously voted into law that prohibited normal citizens from having non-combat pets. It became immediately obvious that these "pets" were more than capable of combating less powerful owners."



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Don't make me use this SuperSoaker(TM) lady! Just do what I tell you! Don't mess with me! I'm all wound up today.

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"Is it just me, or have the Clockwork seemed more wound up than usual lately?"


AE Arcs: #10482 N00b Rescue Duty, #164100 The Four Treasures of the Tuatha De Dannan

 

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"Hand over all your lubricants and no one gets hurt!"



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"A new bug affecting Assault Rifle Blasters has been found... developers post 'It will be fixed Soon(tm)."

Ashes to ashes,
Pheonyx


The Cape Radio

"It's good to have friends. Wish I did." - Troy Hickman

 

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"You don't understand *click*, going hero. I took care of those *click* skulls. You can thank me *click*, now. No...stop cowering...*click*, please?"

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The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.
--The Question, JLU

 

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After watching Mythbusters™, the clockwork wanted to test if the water powered stun gun would work.


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I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!

 

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"The lone Clockwork. So rebellious. So dangerous. So...Wait, is he carrying an assault rifle?"

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Virtue, Protector

@FaintPsycho

 

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The hands of a clock. The barrel of a rifle. Two very important things that have never come into contact before. Till now! Will the citizens of Paragon learn to live with this new threat?

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Claiming the Isles (The Nemesis Strike Force), Arc 448371 - Rogueish action from the Prussian Prince of Automatons himself!

 

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Consigliere: No you morons! I said take the broad out with a Glock!


We don' need no stinkin' signatures!

 

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Why do *click* you fleshy ones keep asking self *click* what the time is, *click* self had enough.

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Too many 50's to list here's a few you may know.
Slazenger, Area51, Area53, Area54, Erruption, Mind Plague, Thresher, Sheath, Broadside, Debt

 

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"Honest <klik> lady, this is <bzz> just a gun, not a freudian metaphor <whirr>. This is <klak> only a mugging, so stop <vree> freaking out!"

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---Dave


 

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"Bzzt! I assure you that you sould feel no fear or shame in regards to mechanical assistance."

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Not days after Going Rogue released, chaos hit paragon's streets when the NPC's realized that they, too were allowed to strike out on their own. Here's 'captain clatter,' a newly registered blaster. Unfortunately, the public seems uneasy with the new recruits...

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If I stand still and don't make any threatening moves, maybe it will wind down.

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<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison

 

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This is what the Praetorian Clockwork will look like when not running Ultra Mode.



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-Virtue's First Naughty Girl-

 

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Dr. Aeon reminds you to always keep your drivers up-to-date to avoid hardware malfunctions.

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