Don't water your garden unless the soil is dry past the depth of your index finger.
When giving a speech, you should expect the actual speech to take one-third more time than it took you during practice.
The lighter the bicycle, the heavier the lock should be.
To quickly estimate the arrow length best for you, take 38 percent of the distance between your fingertips with your arms extended sideways.
One acre will park approximately 100 cars.
Wait at least an hour before investigating a charge of dynamite that didn't go off.
When in doubt, don't.
Ascendant
Now, more than ever, Paragon City needs heroes. Do your part to save it.
You can never have too much overkill.
Virtue
Angel Witch II - Chord of Souls - Storm Witch II - Princess of the Dawn - Standing Horse - Witch of Xymox
Silent Scream - Shadow Witch II - Liquid Serenade - Nebulous Dawn - Ghost Witch II -Xiberia
Angel Witch II - Chord of Souls - Storm Witch II - Princess of the Dawn - Standing Horse - Witch of Xymox
Silent Scream - Shadow Witch II - Liquid Serenade - Nebulous Dawn - Ghost Witch II -Xiberia
Don't post random advice in random advice threads. Nothing good can come of it. 
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I'm doomed to never have a good day since I don't have a bed. |
Originally Posted by Green_Eyed_Lady
Wake up with a smile, never leave home without making your bed and say hello to everyone you meet. You will always have a good day and some will be great.
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Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound
Food for thought, I picked up a few words of advice from my art teacher tutorage I had with him;
If you were to attended your own funeral. What would you want people to say about you?
What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
and a little story.. i am not sure what sources these are from, regardless;
A pianist student asks his mentor why he constantly discourages him every lesson.
The mentor replies; "If I managed to convince that you could not ever be a successful pianist, and you dropped learning this altogether. Then I have saved you 30 years of your life."
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I would attempt to fail, of course. Paradox for everyone! |
Originally Posted by Fafnirh
What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
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Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound
If it smells Funny Dont eat it... Really good advice.
Some People are like Slinkies... they are really not good for anything.. but make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs... once again.. just sayin... 
Kurse Darkstone
PROUD MEMBER OF THE VIRTUE FAMILY!!
Station Manager for RadioFTW!
Member of the Legion Of Freedom!
Proud member of the Paragonian Knights
Rule #11: Everything is air-droppable at least once.
- from 7 Habits of Highly Effective Pirates (Schlock Mercenary)
@bpphantom
The Defenders of Paragon
KGB Special Section 8
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Actually, I couldn't get to sleep last night. I wants my i17 |
Originally Posted by Teikiatsu
Never go to bed angry
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Servers still down.
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Random Advice: Learn the difference between what's actually a drink called Liquid Cocaine, and the fruity crap quoted above.|
Originally Posted by JJDrakken
Liquid Cocaine
--------------- 1/4 shot Grand Marnier® orange liqueur 1/4 shot Southern Comfort® peach liqueur 1/4 shot Absolut® vodka 1/4 shot amaretto almond liqueur 1 splash pineapple juice My random advice JJ |
1 jigger Goldschlager (or any cinnamon schnapps)
1 jigger Jaegermeister
1 jigger Rumple Mintz (or any peppermint schnapps)
Two Hicks and a **** Chasing a Spicy Turkey Down a Goldmine
1 Jim Bean
1 Jack Daniels
1 Jose Cuervo
1 Wild Turkey
1 Goldshlager
splash of tobasco
Allways bring an extra cowbell, there's never enough
V-Tronix - Angry Angels
V-Tron Elec/EM - V-Tron X EM/EA
To Build a Better Hero #53098 [Newly edited and looking for Feedback] - Renegade Robots: V-Tron's Task Force # - A Summer Song and A Winters Tail #104106
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Actually, Murphy was an Insurance Salesman...|
Originally Posted by Soundwave_NA
Murphy was an optimist.
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"Everything is going to go to crap.... Sign here"
Surfer Dude - lvl 50 ma/inv Scrapper - Virtue
Numerous Alts - Everywhere
If brute force isn't working, you're not using enough.
They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!
@Starflier
If two glowies are close together, you can click one, then the other right after, and complete both to save time.
Don't know if the same applies to more than 2 glowies, but it does work with 2 at once.
They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!
@Starflier
OK so far there are AT LEAST two things from here I will remember forever.
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(Mind if I sig this?)|
Originally Posted by Agonus
Never moon a werewolf.
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and
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Originally Posted by Fafnirh
A pianist student asks his mentor why he constantly discourages him every lesson. The mentor replies; "If I managed to convince that you could not ever be a successful pianist, and you dropped learning this altogether. Then I have saved you 30 years of your life." |
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but expect the neko gals/guys to drink it anyway..
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Originally Posted by G_Net
Don't drink the milk cuz it's spoiled...
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Cut the Blue Wire
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Yeah, but this isn't a "name that quote" forum game and you didn't indicate that this was what you were doing. Without that acknowledgement it makes you look either pretentious or, at worst, maliciously plagaristic.|
Originally Posted by Substrate
I find in forum games such as these it is more amusing to see if anyone can place the quote in the first place.
Bit of advice no. 24601; Forum games are not to be taken seriously. |
And then we can't have nice things like this thread without two pedantic people arguing back and forth between other posts. D:
The Elysienne; Magical controller
Silent Sickle; Natural scrapper
And many more.
Aenigma Rebis: "Actually, Ely's more like Jean Grey. Only... smart."
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If by 'Blue' you mean 'Green' then yes, you should cut the Red wire.
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Originally Posted by Anaku
Cut the Blue Wire
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They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!
@Starflier
Never tell a pilot the odds.
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Never tell a captain the odds either
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Originally Posted by Stunrunner
Never tell a pilot the odds.
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Originally Posted by Stunrunner
Never tell a pilot the odds.
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Originally Posted by Mattwo7
Never tell a captain the odds either
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"I do so love taking a nice, well thought out character and putting them through hell. It's like tossing a Faberge Egg onto the stage during a Gallagher concert." - me
@Palador / @Rabid Unicorn
Never tell a degenerate gambler the odds.
Bit of advice no. 503; Citing your sources is just polite.
Bit of advice no. 24601; Forum games are not to be taken seriously.