Bean and franks?
Tiny bit of random advice: Don't take anatomy lessons from this guy.
Either that, or find him and take a photo QUICK. Weekly World News will pay tons.
1+1=2 in most places that ive been to
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frank and beans...geez no more alcohol for this puppy....|
Originally Posted by Kyasubaru
Bean and franks?
Tiny bit of random advice: Don't take anatomy lessons from this guy. Either that, or find him and take a photo QUICK. Weekly World News will pay tons. |
on that note another piece of random advice never surf the internet drunk youll end up buying golf pants that dont fit.....
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
Never give a sucker an even break.
No problem is a good plan. No plan is a good problem.
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Dont mess wif mah fishees
Here's one:
If somebody outs your reference and you respond with another reference, it really shouldn't go over their head.
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
If you go wee wee instead of going p...stand closer.
Ugly strikes one in three. Look to your left. Look to your right. If you don't see it, guess what.
Don't eat that. You don't know where it's been.
(alternately) Don't eat that, because you DO know where it's been.
Think of how dumb the average person is...then remember, half the people are dumber than -that-.
Hey Cookie Monster, if "C" is for cookie, what is "N" for?
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Batman PWND by The Insidious Termite!
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live by the 5 second rule..( if something hits floor you have 5 seconds to pick it up) unless its ice cream
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
Don't sweat the petty things, and never pet the sweaty things.
Ascendant
Now, more than ever, Paragon City needs heroes. Do your part to save it.
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But I like petting sweaty things... |
Originally Posted by Ascendant
Don't sweat the petty things, and never pet the sweaty things.
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KGBSS8: Agent Ravage, Pestilence Girl, Umbral Claw, Howlback, Dr. Glit
Young Phalanx: Necril, Blazing Witch
The Book is always better than the movie.
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Save the rainforest, eat a vegetarian.
My random advice: Get a cheap digital camera with a bit of a zoom, get used to using it one-handed when you're bored, and then keep it on your person -- in a fairly snug pocket, or strapped to your belt, or anything that stays on you; keys go into ignitions, and might become unreachable. If your cellphone camera is at least as good as Dave Barry's "CrapCam", that's plenty good enough. Thus prepared, if anything ever happens on which you might someday be called to testify in court, you can take pictures of all the players and the scene for future reference!
Source:
Adrenalin does two things to your brain's data-intake system: you start taking in more information, more details, to the point that later on the memories look like bullet-time; and instead of packing the information away neatly, your brain stuffs the data into storage FAST, without using any of the usual techniques that make it reliable and useful later on.
THEREFORE, if you unexpectedly experience, say, a lunatic in a stolen truck trying to drive through your vehicle instead of wait his turn to cross the intersection (for example), and after he powers through you he drives away, and he goes around the long block and then comes back to look before leaving again, you'll have pictures of him AND of the vehicle he was in for the nearest cop and/or cape. Trying to describe the jerk after Adrenalin Spike #2 wears off is nowhere near as useful as they suggest on Castle and NCIS.
Jarissa
Scrapper roleplayer, Member of Wyldfire
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
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TL;dr... most of these are short and sweet. |
Originally Posted by Jarissa
My random advice: Get a cheap digital camera with a bit of a zoom, get used to using it one-handed when you're bored, and then keep it on your person -- in a fairly snug pocket, or strapped to your belt, or anything that stays on you; keys go into ignitions, and might become unreachable. If your cellphone camera is at least as good as Dave Barry's "CrapCam", that's plenty good enough. Thus prepared, if anything ever happens on which you might someday be called to testify in court, you can take pictures of all the players and the scene for future reference!
Source: Adrenalin does two things to your brain's data-intake system: you start taking in more information, more details, to the point that later on the memories look like bullet-time; and instead of packing the information away neatly, your brain stuffs the data into storage FAST, without using any of the usual techniques that make it reliable and useful later on. THEREFORE, if you unexpectedly experience, say, a lunatic in a stolen truck trying to drive through your vehicle instead of wait his turn to cross the intersection (for example), and after he powers through you he drives away, and he goes around the long block and then comes back to look before leaving again, you'll have pictures of him AND of the vehicle he was in for the nearest cop and/or cape. Trying to describe the jerk after Adrenalin Spike #2 wears off is nowhere near as useful as they suggest on Castle and NCIS. |
How about,
Never take a reality bomb to a sonic screwdriver fight?
yeah....
always keep the frank and beans behind the zipper.....
*FXED*
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.