Creative Caption Craziness! 4/9/10


BackFire

 

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"Posi! Baby! (Sigh!) Look, we know how much you love your powersuit and all. But this is an undercover mission and you're not fooling anyone by wearing a normal suit over top of it. Dude, I can hear it humming from here!"

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Bartender: "Did you order the Knuckle Sammich?"

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Major Nova - 50 - Nrg/Dev Blaster
Burnt Matchstik - 50 - Fire/Fire Tank
Arachnophreak - 50 Bots/FF Mastermind
Judge-Mental - 50 Arachnos Soldier
Captain Thermite - 50 Fire/Kin Controller

 

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"Look, I don't care if you're the "famous" Ocho. I don't care if you're freakin' Blue Steel! You're NOT getting any free drinks!"

If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.


Arc ID: 348998 - Becoming a villain
Arc ID: 373341 - To Save a Hero

Got Inf?

 

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Jesse Ventura...? Wow, your career took a new turn.


If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.


 

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Originally Posted by theOcho View Post
If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.

Sargent Smirnoff was thrilled that the Developers had finally released the SuperBoozer pack! It came with its own shotglass emote and the fantastic porcelain prayer emote, new costume parts like the Bacardi boots and the cool power attack "I'm soooOOoo Drunk!". He couldn't wait to tell his hero friend Tony all about it!


Djeannie's Costume Creator Overhaul Wishlist
Carnie Base

"Once the avalanche has started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote" -Kosh

 

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"I'm sorry sir, guns and "super powers" have to be checked at the door before I can serve you drinks."

If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by theOcho View Post

If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.


Bartender: Kid, I think you're in the wrong place...I'm gonna have to ask you to leave...

Elf: I'm not a kid, people always say I'm wise beyond my years!

Bartender: ...trust me, NOTHING could get beyond THOSE ears!


 

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"Wait, wait, let me guess. Ocho Tequilas?"

"Wrong! Two Shirley Temples and a Rob Roy please."

If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.

Edit: Shoot, I guess I should have read all the entries before posting mine. I guess I'm not the only one who thought of Shirley Temples. Maybe next time.


 

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Look, man, I'm not telling you again! It's a coat and tie bar! And is that a nipple suit!? GET OUT!


If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.


 

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Bartender: We don't serve Knight-elf mohawks in here!
Patron: I pity you and I pity this bar!

If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.


 

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"It's been a long day... and not all heroes are cut out to be role-models."

If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.


 

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Tension as grating as the the simultaneous challenge, "You got ID?!" hovered as the bartender and vice cop dared one another to be the first to touch the drinks upon the bar.




If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.


Apparently, I play "City of Shakespeare"
*Arc #95278-Gathering the Four Winds -3 step arc; challenging - 5 Ratings/3 Stars (still working out the kinks)
*Arc #177826-Lights, Camera, Scream! - 3 step arc, camp horror; try out in 1st person POV - 35 Ratings/4 Stars

 

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Hero: "So, my old arch-enemy...we meet again. This time, you will not get the better of me!"
Bartender: "Buddy, I've never seen you before in my life."
Hero: "Not you, I was talking to that bottle of tequila."

If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.


99458: The Unbearable Being of Lightness
191775: How the Other Half Lives
My Webcomics

 

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Dorcas The Destroyer was still unaware of the peculiar effect Jacks prank drink had caused to him.


If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.


 

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The bar was filled with tension as the cop walked up to the bar. "Give me a glass of milk or I'll shut your place down!"

If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.


ATs to 50 - TA/A Def, Nrg/Nrg Blaster, EM/EA Brute, WS,ELM/ELA Stalker

 

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Hey man, ya'll got some purps for me?

If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.


 

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One of the biggest problems with being a superhero: Bars askign for IDs always lead to compromised secret identities.

If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.


 

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I'm glad the police commissioner is a personal friend of yours. At least you know someone that can post your bail.

If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.


 

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If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.


Ocho: "Hah! I'm a ZUPER hero! Watch me fly!"
*Ocho readies himself to jump off of a table*
Customer: "I didn't know the Ocho could fly."
Bartender: "He can't."


 

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If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.



"I'm going to have to shut you down for selling Jaunt Initializers to under aged heroes. DJ Zero may set the rules here, but we can't allow you to put the heroes and citizens of Paragon in danger."


 

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If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.



Have you been sampling your own wares? Because you just gave me a bottle of ketchup.


AE Arcs: #10482 N00b Rescue Duty, #164100 The Four Treasures of the Tuatha De Dannan

 

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And we have a winner folks...


Drumroll please



Dumpleberry!



"No more 'Luck-of-the-Gambler-plus-Recharges' for you, Ocho--we don't want another repeat of your clothes 'Going Rogue' again."

Congrats on your winning entry in a very tough field!


 

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OMG! Wheeeeee!!!!

Awesomely fun. Thanks for doing these fun things, and a special thanks to all the competitors each week. I only feel like entering when I'm first in line--once I start reading all your awesome captions, I feel like I haven't got a chance!


There are no words for what this community, and the friends I have made here mean to me. Please know that I care for all of you, yes, even you. If you Twitter, I'm MrThan. If you're Unleashed, I'm dumps. I'll try and get registered on the Titan Forums as well. Peace, and thanks for the best nine years anyone could ever ask for.

 

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Originally Posted by DumpleBerry View Post
OMG! Wheeeeee!!!!

Awesomely fun. Thanks for doing these fun things, and a special thanks to all the competitors each week. I only feel like entering when I'm first in line--once I start reading all your awesome captions, I feel like I haven't got a chance!
Yours was freakin hilarious I was going to be mad if you didn't win. XD