Super conspiracy theory iii

I would like to point out that Westly's Conspiracy theory is just that: An insane conspiracy theory that is in no way supported by facts, much like UFO's, the Moon Landing, and the belief that Jennifer Lopez can act. To believe this blatant disregard for sanity and tinfoil hattery would be foolish, and as such as I would like to present to you some facts which are scientifically proven as 100% true, unlike the OP's completly unbelievable rantings:

1: Cryptic is currently involved with Hitler and the National Orginization for Women to destroy the stock market by flooding US shores with counterfit Marshmellow Peeps, thus ruining the economy.

2: Cryptic, along with the North Koreans, are using advanced DNA cloning technology to create the Super Devil, a Devil who is far more evil then the regular Devil. He'll also have a really bitchin motorcycle.

3: Cryptic forced NBC to kick out Conan O'Brien from the Tonight Show, as Conan O'Brien was one of the few obstacles in their path to world domination. As such, now that they have strucken a blow against him and his resistance, they are now preparing to send an advanced AI Construct who looks suspiciously like Arnold Schwarzenagger (but not enough to get sued), which they will send back in time to kill the young Conan O'Brien.

4: Cryptic is currently in the middle of initializing Plan "Vault-Tec"

5: Cryptic and reanimated head of the cryogenically frozen Walt Disney was behind the firing of CuppaJo and Richard Garriott, afraid that Cuppa's brains and Richards wealth would allow them to create "Richard Garriott's Disneyland", the second happiest place on earth. In retrospect, this was kind of pointless, as the plans would have been scrapped and the theme park redeveloped after only a year, leading to delayed openings and a really crappy Waterslide.

6: The "Pirate Miner Ghost" haunting the old "indian burial grounds and Bed and Breakfast" was in fact Cryptic, who were trying to scare people away while they built a tunnel into the nearby bank to steal the Nazi Themepark gold. They would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those Meddling Kids and their damn dog (As well as a little help from Phyllis Diller and the Harlem Globetrotters).

Okay, you are officially awesome LiquidX. That's the funniest thing I've read in a month.

When i see those posts all i am able to do is laugh. a lot.

So - we've identified the conspiracy and its perps, we now need a way to let everyone else who might stumble across the thread know up front that its been made by one of these suspiciously-low-post-count-d00mer. Something as easily elegant and easy to post as good ol' /jranger that will let other perhaps less knowledgeable forumites recognize the troll for who he is and to serve as warning to not feed said troll.

I nominate the image.

I think some of them are double agents because ..... like sometimes.....they say good things...and like...other times that say bad stuff. Please disreguard my low post count i do play this game really.... even though it's totally doomed.

I think the game is doing fantastic. I would reccomend you all play it as long as you can.

Someone should come up with a name for the low post doomsaying spies,troll just doesn't cut it.

When I am over in the CO boards and people say bad stuff about this game, it really just "DOES NOT COMPUTE". I reread their crap like over and over trying to understand their gripe as a legitimate one...

Someone over there recently said that our auto loot system was retarded.

I read their post like 50,000 times last night, and all I could come up with was they are stupid.

I love the auto loot system here. I think little bags of stupid is just so dumb. Dumbest thing ever as a matter of fact. You have to click it to see what is in the damn bag... So thats one click.. another if you wanna pick the thing up.

Here if you dont want something you can one click delete it.

Anyways, some of these low post count doomsayers...
I file them under the too dumb to know whats awesome file in my brain.